Short Bottoms Up Poems
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Sizes Doesn't Matter
Up the down side top
Bottoms up horizontal
Sizes doesn't matter
written by James Edward Lee Sr.
My pup had puddin’ in a cup
Tapioca and mocha
Downed it, bottoms up!
Had the runs, got into a fit
Made it in time
Lickety-split
taking all of my pills
and vitamins to fill
a shot glass
chasing them to stop
the things that are
chasing me
with
a bottle
of wine
Form:
I just hit rock bottom I fear
The landing sure tore up my rear
A BADLY bruised butt
But hey, ya know what?
I'm starting to LIKE it down here
Like toy boats on a pond
The ducklings swam in precise line
One by One
They ducked down, bottoms up
Treasure Hunters
One held a fish in its mouth
Cilly Willy was born transgender
And became a Public Defender
She could be a judge
If she would just fudge
But she knows that Trump would upend her
To the foam of the caps of the beery sea
I lift my lips to re-pleasure me,
And the tide runs on full till the last long wave
And it's "Bottoms up!" to the writing brave!
I have always wanted to see the world
From the bottom up
So when I die
don't cry
Throw my ashes down the toilet
And flush with vigor
while shaking the handle
here is looking up at you
P lease read the bottom first
U nderstanding my thirst
S orry to disappoint you
M y lips are sealed I think
O ther than my rootbeer
T his man just doesn't drink
T o tell the truth
O r not
B elieve it
Overheard at a Jewish wedding:
She's quite a catch
Mazel tov! L'cha'im!
Bottoms up!
Down the hatch!
Hey, why so blue?
He's a dream come true
Mazel tov! L'cha'im!'
Hope he's the right one for you...
Beached the sun-bleached bottoms
of small boats color the sand scape,
safely turned bottoms-up
far from the high tide’s line.
They lay in wait beneath the teardrop rain,
huddled from the bay’s breath, they hide.
It is only the lap of languid wave that bides.
Boats Beach, Eastham Mass 2012
Bottoms Up
Heavy handed was the pour
convex cap to rim of glass
chasers iced and doubled back
dry toast to soothe an empty flask.
Innkeepers have their history
in treating drunkards mystery
disguising in replete display
the demon haunts their every day.
submitted to – Ekphrasis Contest 01
sponsor – Giorgio A. V.
not feeling well
not finding the
bottom of the
well
because the well
springs gone
but what about
what
the dowser didn't
say but her rods
got excited and
bent
down saying that
here there is water
to be found so
dig
so i dug and am
still digging
but finding
dirt
then my world
eyes opened
seeing the
globe
on the other
side was my
much beloved
Asian Sea
Form:
A visit to Doctor Upyers' Medical Clinic was approached with trembling and dread!
Most folks would rather be fishing or have an appointment with their dentist instead!
Oh no! He wasn't trained in the fields of audiology, cardiology or cosmetology.
You see, at his Bottoms Up Clinic he specialized in the practice of proctology!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
A reflection of happiness, once said
Never shown, now dead
Not enough, the hunger never fed
I’m a poor boy, rich in thought
Top down, bottoms up, I’ve been dropped
Buried after a red hell
After all the bloody drops, I turned pale
This earth in a hurry I left
All my close ones upset
Over my young termination they wept
Yall don’t understand the reason why
I wouldn’t expect U to; it’s just me who died
At a sports event in Europe*
Norway got a hefty fine
For their players were competing
In some shorts that crossed the line.
For the only proper bottoms
Are bikinis, so the crowd
Gets a peek at much more tush
Than what it seems the shorts allowed.
As the spectators were cheering,
Maybe Norway got some boos,
Since the team from Spain provided
Much more titillating views.
*Beach handball championships
Bottoms up
in the brook a-babbling
topside down
ducks a-dabbling
wings in webbed feet
a-scrabbling
omnivorously grazing
on the dunk
beneath the water
for insects sunk
yet in the U.S.A.
above below but not abaft
they rank 7th most-hazardous bird
to commercial and military aircraft
and as a high-flyer at least one duck
was struck and it's hard to beat
at a cruising altitude
of 21,000 feet
If bottoms up seemingly means down
And if square circle means being round I
I am confessing
I've learned the lesson
Triangular infuse portions
Lay dormant decimal misplaced
Dollar signs erased
No monies have I
My pockets are turned inside out and empty
My mind lies dormant like my back on a bed
My confusion is My confession without breath I am dead
11/11/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
let my words guide you
do only as i say
there's nothing we cant get through
this is the only way
come with me to the other side
my souls light will guide you
you cannot run and dare not hide
this journey has been made by few
take this cup and drink to me
together we will fly away
leave your body by the sea
the afterlife greets us today
drink my child, bottoms up
my wisdom serves me well
our bodies lay by empty cups
while our souls gather in hell
A tree's roots are under the ground
where, with little fanfare or sound
They nourish the tree that we get to see
its trunk and its limbs, its twigs and its leaves
Our focus on powerful branches
or brilliant autumnal scenes--
We know that without sturdy roots deep down
there'd be nary a tree for miles around...
Yet my family tree has its deepest roots on top
Without those brave primogenitors
~ all growth would have stopped
Desire on fire
It's under control
But deep down inside me
It's full and it's whole
Thoughts of big snowstorms
Still thrive and abound
While dreams of guitar lessons
Still drift around
So close that I'm catching
The faintest hint of
Rose and vanilla
Of you it's pure love
Your lips look so soft
How I'd love to kiss
Them for hours on end
In passionate bliss
The kind that make movies
Of romantic ilk
If I could just kiss them
I'd drink all my milk
I'm thinking there's many
a drinking toast
'Cheers!' 'Cin cin!' '¡Salud!'
'Sláinte!' 'Prost!'
'Here's looking at you!'
or 'Mud in your eye!'
'To health wealth and happiness!'
in Japan it's 'Kanpai'
Hebrew 'L'chaim!' Chinese 'Ganbei!'
Russia 'Na Zdorovie!' Scandinavia 'Skål!'
and 'E ola!' in Hawaii
but was it a member
of the gay persuasion
who first let slip
before a sip slurp or sup
twixt cup and lip
the suggestion 'Bottoms up!'
When my dad said bottoms up, he wasn't talking about drinking booze.
He taught me that drinking is not a good thing to choose.
I was drinking in his house at the age of eighteen.
He was furious and he put me over his knee.
He beat my butt cheeks like a pair of bongos with his hands.
He even started using my ass for bongos when he joined a band.
He had never beat my butt like that before.
If you drink in your dad's house, your ass may be sore.
(This is a fictional poem.)
a coin, a vinyl recording
a mirror, a leaf, a door
a picture, a photo of the wall
a day, dawn, moon, clouds
alive, awake, eyes open, floating
ahead, today, tomorrow, a shadow
growing old, a diary, a tombstone
onward, upward, hands up, face up, bottoms up
going forward, with no reverse gear, timely
a book open, uncovered, a calendar, a clock
facing up, fronting up, with soul on sleeve
Ne're be tempted to flip over
to the B-side.
It's Ne're the Same Game
on the Others Side.