Short Funnyme Poems
Short Funnyme Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnyme by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnyme by length and keyword.
Doggie paw patting
My leg under the table
Notice me, love me,
Give me a sweet treat to eat
Don't make me have to repeat!
Ask me to do for you
Ask me yes, yes…yes.
But if you screwed a friend or two
I’d say bite me! Fits you best!
Chew on that?
I like pickles
I like jam
I like chicken
In a frying pan
They make me giggle
They make me laugh
They make me want
To take a bath
Form:
see me bouncing in the chair...
see me smiling ear to there,
my sons come home
my boys arrived,
now if he'd only learn to drive!
it gives me a boost
it gives me a jolt
it wakes me up
and gets me rollin
it makes me happy
it starts my day
stop at Starbucks
it’s on my way!
Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*me poor pecker*
If I had a shiny new nickel
I'd buy me another dill pickle
My wife thinks she knocked me up
Made me go pee in a cup
But pickle juice came out in a trickle
Tea
Done fast
In a bag
Tastes really bad
It's like drinking dust and makes me feel sad
P.S. I work at a tea shop, so this is me in a certain mood.
I got online to find me a date
My computer crashed and made me wait
Finally someone replied
Two years after I died
She said it was over, too much dead weight
Newscaster, Newscaster,
What should I do?
Listening to you
Brings on the flu!
Newscaster, Newscaster,
Read me the news,
All it can do,
Is give me the blues!
I have to admit I don't understand
This poetry style they call "the slam"
I cry when they call me names
It's me that everyone blames
My wife even calls me a "girlie man"
While listening to my wife complain
She filled my head with a terrible pain
She says her butt's getting fat
She even blames me for that
And then she waits for me to explain
While listening to my wife complain
She filled my head with a terrible pain
She says her butt's getting fat
She even blames me for that
And then she waits for me to explain
Snarf bucket
snarf bucket
thats a game
snarf bucket
snarf bucket
what a shame
snarf bucket
snarf bucket
do I know
tell me your name
or let me go
Form:
I went to the doctor one day in June
I just wanted to keep my heart in tune
He had me take off my clothes
Then told me to touch my toes
And then he caused me to howl at the moon
Afternoon teatime
took me by surprise today
as I settled down
the spring on the sofa popped
A yelp and spilled tea for me
For the Contest "Wow Me In 5 Lines"
A glass of wine helps me to relax.
My inhibitions become quite lax
But after three or four
You'll find me on the floor,
So out of it I could sleep on tacks.
Wrap-me-up in a sheet, dig a hole, dump me in!
Let me fertilize a tree, would that be a sin?
Don't want no one cryin' over a shell of me...
Let me turn back to earth and rot naturally!
To all the women that dumped me over the years
I got something to tell you that will shed tears
When I go down there
I don’t come up for air
Cause I learned to breathe through me ears
I met a "God Sent" Indian Giver once
A theater costume manager named Hans
Acting on stage
I felt just rage
He chased me shouting: "Give me baak my pants!"
for Poet Destroyer's Contest "Indian Giver"
There comes a point that my poetry has to get serious
I try me best to focus and be imperious
When I write of love loss
Not that I don’t give a toss
But a funny thought creeps in and leaves me delirious
To my BFF~
you make me LOL
you had me ROFLMBO
what did you say? OMG
THX for that
WTH? are you kidding me
J/K, I thought so
your so lucky I LVU like a sister
ok well I have to go TTUL
with much HAK~
Form:
I’m innocent, but they arrested me off the plane
They say my actions were utterly insane
Locked me up in Guantanamo Bay
For five year to this very today
For flying to Afghanistan to deliver a bomb to my brother Hussain
YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING THESE DAYS ( LIMERICK )
Me farm stuff was up on the block
I'd tree fruits and live henyard stock
It was no ifs or buts
She lunged quick for me nuts
But she only wanted me cock
Pat a cake pat a cake baker man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Hurry up fatty I’ve not got all day
With service like this you expect me to pay?
It hasn’t been pricked or marked with a “B”
Now how can I give that to baby for tea?