Short Booking Poems

Even when you are looking
You never know what's cooking!
A girl looks at you
Like saying, "I do"
Then sticks you with a booking!...

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After booking for a consul-tation,
The doctor prescribed medi-cation,
But when I stood on a rake,
Then stepped back on a snake;
That’s what cured my consti-pation....

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aisles of antiques
corrugated with named streets -
cups, saucers and book bindings
…stomach’s churning. i’m paying,
booking with dog-eared treasures.

7/27/2021...

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There once was an old man from Seattle
Who had it in his thoughts to skedaddle
But booking trips his mind they would rattle
He took plane
Landed in Spain
When he wanted to go to Newcastle....

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blank stares
       indifferent shrugs
     cruel features
       hostile mugs
 
     mumbled answers
       to detective's probes
     Soros funds their side
       no use booking these thugs...

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A buxom underclad lady loved cooking,
Everytime when no one was looking,
of the sherry she would liberally swig,
then dance a sublime high kicking jig
Now there's always great demand for a booking!...

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Finally Foremost Feministic

She had been Finally Foremost Feministic
While throughout was also being altruistic
Had been booking,
For woman looking;
Became moron Trump who is a mystic.

Jim Horn...

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Broke Rules Are Assuming

Old Post Office building has much rooming,
That surely does now appear to be booming;
Were afraid of looking;
Finding over-booking;
Trump broke rules again we are assuming.

Jim Horn...

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Subtle, a swanky sweet swan-themed restaurant in Cincinnati
Accidentally took evening reservations for a hundred and three
Unfortunately, their capacity limit is twenty-five and a half
The booking agent got fired, which reduced the staff...

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People lashing out,
People cashing out,
People looking out,
People booking out,
People wearing out,
People staying out, 
People growing out, 
People freaking out,
People shouting out,
People rubbing out,
People knocking out,
People shopping out,
People shooting out,
People opting out.

Time running out....

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Raising a barrier with an expression of a trunk barrel is quite astonishing really. Whilst holding a booking breaming fish at a straightforward angle. In sunshine or at schools in closeted cupboards eating a lot of cakes then. Dance with ninety six thousand frogs. Hahahaha and a few long pies. Hahahaha xx longitudinal xxx...

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I ordered From here to eternity
on Amazon waited forever for it to get here
Ordered the book of life
it was dead slow
Tried one of Shakespeare's
well it was as good as it gets
Charlie's Oliver guessed the twist
preconceived opinion about my pride
King's misery it was shinning
the rage i could not stand
my dog Cujo really old
my pets a century...

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Not yet as graceful as the swan she shall be
but charming and delightful is Eloise to me.
Trying her best to stay en pointe on tiny toes,
focusing on pirouettes, she wiggles her nose.

Still a bit shy when she knows others are looking.
A few years more until The Royal Ballet's booking.
This petite ballerina twirls in circles all around
in her leotard and tutu or in her pink nightgown.
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scammed by the industry giant
customer service useless
passed from pillar to post
and back again without resolution
they simply did not care and are therefore
culpable of the fraud

maybe someone will benefit
from reading this ‘poem’
no licence required
only disappointment and injustice

I am voting with my wallet
will never use them again
and some of my friends vowed
to shun them as well


15th December 2022...

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Glistening to the wind, I run towards the sun.
Shirtless with bare feet, a rainbow and I meet. 
Flawlessly formed in my heart's perfection, 
Youthful arrogance is innocence, blissfully indirected.
Alluded to by facts, keep me hidden from myself. 
Ignorance leads blind eyes booking for plain health.
Living in context, lay metaphorical dreams; envisioned by imagery,
Silently sitting beneath a Japanese Maple tree.

9-24-16...

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Two hearts became one

Now they follow different paths –
 
   Divorce with remorse



He complained constantly of my cooking

Café reservations always booking

   Said I drove him insane

   But boy did he complain

When I left for someone better looking



The complaining has stopped, but the house is so quiet

So I pick up the phone, invite him for a riot



Haiku, limerick and couplet for the Divorce Club contest...

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The corpulent witch was laughing herself practically sick.
Her striped socks made her thighs look unusually thick.
I stole the kid’s candies, and I had a smooth booking.
She bragged this loudly not seeing a child looking.

The child told other children, and they formed a plan.
They tricked the witch into becoming part of their clan.
We have her now! They said as they dragged her to the bogs.
Of course, six minutes later they were croaking as frogs....

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Eyes of a pup glistened so bright 
Before the day turned into night
A tedious day I had to fight
Cause I’m fearful of some sharp bite

There I was walking in the street
Booking a seat for meet and greet
With a good friend I’d long to meet
In a bar so full and complete

Yet, she did not reciprocate!
I understand it’s no blind date
Nor was she even purely straight.
Yet, her wall was not worth the wait.

What don’t I get about the wall?
Why on earth did it need to scrawl?
  
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