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Backyard Remedy

After booking for a consul-tation,
The doctor prescribed medi-cation,
But when I stood on a rake,
Then stepped back on a snake;
That’s what cured my consti-pation.

humorlimerick

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Paul Callus

Date: 8/18/2015 10:29:00 AM

Nothing fake about rake and snake medicine! A piece of cake...enjoyable! // paul

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/31/2015 2:47:00 AM

Hello Paul... no, it works wonders Paul. Thanks for commenting - Lindsay

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/15/2015 5:38:00 AM

Scary way to have to go..Enjoyed reading your well composed limerick..Thanks for stopping by..Sara..I did research Australia..A very interesting place..

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/16/2015 7:05:00 PM

Hello Sara... thanks for commenting. Yes Aus is a different place especially with flora and fauna. Catch you soon Sara - Lindsay

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/12/2015 11:18:00 PM

Thank you Maurice... I see you picked up on the innovative rhyme. I felt I had to separate the words to make the rhyme appear proper. The remedy... no, your advise is wise - Lindsay

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 8/12/2015 8:41:00 PM

Oh dear! This is a gem, though I wouldn't advise it as a remedy for anything! What innovative rhymes you chose, too! Keep us laughing, Lindsay. / M

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/12/2015 11:24:00 PM

Thank you Maurice... I see you picked up on the innovative rhyme. I felt I had to separate the words to make the rhyme appear proper. The remedy... no, your advise is wise - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/12/2015 1:06:00 AM

hahaha, You are fantastic with your humor

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/12/2015 11:13:00 PM

G'day Andrea... thanks once again for your support. I'm pleased you get a giggle out of some of my tommyrot - Lindsay

John Williams

Date: 8/10/2015 7:09:00 AM

As usual Lindsay, this poem is a run-a-way success----very funny----kind regards-----John

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/12/2015 11:11:00 PM

Thank you John... I had an angry tiger snake confront me once so I guess that influenced me, but... at the time it wasn't funny at all. I'm convinced that you can't tell a funny enough joke to get a grin out of a tiger snake - Lindsay

Paul Schneiter

Date: 8/8/2015 8:55:00 PM

F u n n y! Proof positive that old-fashioned home remedies can be remarkably effective. Good one, Lindsay!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/12/2015 11:00:00 PM

Too right Paul... the problem with an instant cure like this is, a small consequence that needs addressing as well - Lindsay

Kp Nunez

Date: 8/6/2015 11:51:00 PM

Great progression to series of solutions, Lindsay! Had to smile at at Njeri's suggestion too for you to be the Queen...:-)))

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/12/2015 10:53:00 PM

Thanks again for your comment Kim... I hope I've helped njeri out. It appears that everywhere else, Lindsay is classed as a female name. Anyway, I'll catch you soon Kim - Lindsay

Njeri Hunjeri

Date: 8/6/2015 7:11:00 AM

Lol that would def cure constipation! You are so good at limericks, i need to start calling u the queen of limericks

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/12/2015 10:49:00 PM

Hello njeri... yes, and its one of nature's cures too. I'm no better than other limerick writers njeri, but um... I'd prefer you start to call me king of limericks; haha - Lindsay