Short Bandit Poems
Short Bandit Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bandit by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bandit by length and keyword.
Haiku
the lake's whisper
leaves shivered
the night is bandit...
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Categories:
bandit, allegory,
Form:
Ballade
Copenhagen bandit
Down to earth comedian who brings the house down with laughter...
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Categories:
bandit, fun,
Form:
Monoku
A Letter To the Microwave Bandit
Microwave Bandit
This food splattered battlefield
May you die badly...
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Categories:
bandit, conflict, death, evil, funny, humanity, humorous, life,
Form:
Haiku
Iowa Corn Field Bandit
dark masked marauder
devoured sweet corn at night
crows left hungry...
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Categories:
bandit, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Not So Original Monoku Challenge
Peli the fish bandit steals lunch..complete.. with bill.
penned 1. April 2016...
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Categories:
bandit, bird,
Form:
Monoku
Little Bandit
sticky fingers take
forbidden objects to sate
his innate desire
TLH © 05-17-2012...
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Categories:
bandit, animals, funny,
Form:
Senryu
Zorro
Argentina’s bandit fox
Is really rather shy.
He’s hunted for his golden coat …
I think I’m gonna cry!...
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Categories:
bandit, animals, children, funny
Form:
Epigram
You
inspiration, lack of skill,
wood working bandit, gallops,
standing, world freely spins,
out from the stream a new breed of death begins....
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Categories:
bandit, absence, age, analogy, appreciation, art, beauty, betrayal,
Form:
ABC
The Shy Moon
Bandit behind branches
thick with leaves
the shy moon
conceals its light
A thief in the night...
Now perched high in the sky
It winks its eye...
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Categories:
bandit, light, moon,
Form:
Imagism
Masked Bandit-Critter Tanka
he comes in moonlight
prowling the neighborhood
looking for dinner
stopping by to check the cat's bowl
watching me through the window
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Categories:
bandit, animal,
Form:
Tanka
Bandit, the Cat
BANDIT, THE CAT
I know a cat named Bandit
He's so cute you can hardly stand it
He sits on the couch
In a nonchalant slouch
Which says, it's mine, I command it...
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Categories:
bandit, funny, , cute,
Form:
Limerick
Bandit the Cat
To everyone I'm your laid back muffin
company over I'm that assumption
but I confess
their keys I hide best
you didn't name me Bandit for nothing!
10-22-17...
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Categories:
bandit, cat, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Anna the Bandit
Anna the bandit and shady jane
set out to rob a railroad train.
So, they went for the gold.
Then botched the escape.
In for ten, no parole,
Makin license plates....
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Categories:
bandit, cheer up,
Form:
Free verse
Bandit of Youth
Bandit of Youth
Stolen from an
unknowing crusade
to enlightenment,
turned to a wheel of
carefully cured cheddar
advanced age seems sudden.
©Kathryn McLoughlin Collins...
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Categories:
bandit, time,
Form:
Free verse
Funny Feline
There once was a cat named Bandit
Who on the sofa would sit
With legs wide apart
He'd let out a fart
Then I 'd laugh till my sides split!
--?
10/22/17...
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Categories:
bandit, cat, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Strange Birds
Well, the farm had a pretty rough night;
it seems chickens are not very bright.
Bandit raccoons broke in,
killed some chicks and a hen,
and the other chicks all died of fright....
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Categories:
bandit, animal, bird, murder, suicide,
Form:
Limerick
Bathroom Humor
here i sit
brokenhearted
tried to poop
but only farted
they paint these walls
to hide my den
the s**t house bandit strikes again
both poems was written by Patrick Guffey...
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Categories:
bandit, funny,
Form:
ABC
The Slot Machine Senryu
" The Slot Machine Senryu ... "
The One Arm Bandit
Stole From A Casino Cruise
... Push Button Pirate
Written & Copyrighted ©: 1/30/2014
by: MoonBee Canady...
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Categories:
bandit, humor,
Form:
Senryu
One Armed Bandit
With a pull of the arm
the eyes started to roll
Sweat poured from the pits
as if nothing at all.
Tears smudged the rims
from the pull, roll, and ring
When the fruit salad face
Showed a lop-sided grin....
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Categories:
bandit, funny, parody,
Form:
Verse
Night Visitor
NIGHT VISITOR
that comical face
watching me – so unconcerned
while tabby looks on
a bandit raccoon
eating with his tiny hands
while tabby looks on
empty kibble bowl
every morning at dawn
tabby just looked on...
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Categories:
bandit, animal,
Form:
Haiku
The Indian Giver Love Bandit
He promised to love me forever
Then again he was just being clever
He took back his love
So I gave him a shove
Headfirst in cow dung-my endeavor!
** for Indian Giver contest
sponsored by(Destroyer ((Poet...
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Categories:
bandit, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form:
Limerick
El Bandit For Contest
Today mice have nothing to fear
I'm quite comfortable sitting here
for it's my turn to slouch
and chill out on the couch
so pass the popcorn and the beer!
For picture prompt contest, sponsor Julie Leigh Rodeheaver...
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Categories:
bandit, cat, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Sparkles Girl
*Sprinkle and sparkle,
give her a d*** water bottle,
to cool her thoughts from playing scrable,
she may be a stoner,
but d*** she gives me a boner,
dont take her looks for granted,
she can be a sneaky little bandit. :)...
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Categories:
bandit, animal, anti bullying, appreciation, baby, break up,
Form:
Verse
Casinos
The Devil is playing the fiddle, one arm bandit is dancing with Lady Luck
To the tune of Old Misery, roll the dice, whiskey is free
Waltzed in rich, stumbled home broke...
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Categories:
bandit, loss
Form:
I do not know?
Bandit the Bandit
we took pity on you poor kitty
but now this kitty has no pity,
He's king of our castle
exposing his tassel
while on our new couch looking pretty.
25/10/2017
Contest Picture Prompt Contest:
Sponsored by Julie Leigh Rodeheaver...
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Categories:
bandit, cat, character, confusion, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick