Short Abs Poems

Amazing
Winner
Ecstatic
Super
Outstanding
Marvelous
Epic...

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rowing workouts ~ abs solution
from all the holiday pollution
...

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Senryu 3/26/2018

winter’s blanket
subcutaneous layers
over six pack abs


John G. Lawless
©3/26/2018...

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super
interesting
xylophone just cause

poop
amazing
cool
kinetic energy just cause

awesome
boots
super fantastic...

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Ball in the pocket,
Glass eye in the socket,
Ripped abs,
big dabs,
too many fingers in too many pies,
Zac Efron has a glass eye...

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A short man climbed up on a wall
So others would think he was tall
Small muscles, no abs
And tired of their jabs
Embarrassed to go to the mall...

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There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg...

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PICK A NUMBER

I’ve had ONE wife – TWICE
THREE kids – ONE of each
4/5’s of a quart
6 pack abs
7-UP
an Olds 88
a 9 iron
and a TENS unit.

John G. Lawless
9/17/2014...

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Oh' this LiGhTiNg Bug
He is so SHINES and BRIGHTLY.
He has gripping legs
BlInKiNg  ABS buttocks
He flies I he's flashy 

6/22/20
WRITTEN WORDS BY James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...

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Transform your smile
Luscious lips
Youthful looking skin instantly
How to get your man to want you again
Ten steps to a better sex life
What your man thinks of your wardrobe
Great abs in just 10 minutes a day
How to lose 20 pounds in a month
Vanity…fair!
Or
Not....

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I could write a masterpiece
but i just can't find the words
so instead
is tea
try to up keep
Playing Checker with word
Abs solve the absurd
West turns to stew
Drip ping on my shoo
makeasentence save some time
never correctly spelt ryhme
Turned north and stepped upon a thorn
Born to be wrnog...

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Their eyes met briefly 
  She giggled

He smiled at her
  Her nose she wiggled

She smiled back
  His hips he swiveled

He removed his shirt
  Abs revealed, perfectly chiseled 

She threw back a mane of hair
  Her ample chest, it jiggled…

Sparks of electricity fairly bristled ~
  Just then was heard a low wolf-whistle...

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If i died what word would i last write
which word to staple my existence to
none would believe unbelievable
something obscure like the abs of a bird
those simple words of the and it or y
a screaming taunt of death come on
those heartfelt needs and wants
unsur to leave them puzzled
what word will be my last
or will i even finis...

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when i say a
six pack i'm
only showing
you the beer
that'll drink
writing this

not my abs

so you can
try to stab 
me but it
won't work
but Mack
the knife

will have

to call off
that night
for even 
when the
shark bites
he might

but barely 

leave a mark then
but remembering
when a mark
was but now
is a euro
and that

hurts...

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If I were a bot
I’d rhyme a lot
To make you think
That I was not

If I were a bot
You’d think me hot
For I’d be showing
What I’ve got

If I were a bot
I’d have a yacht,
Abs lean and taut
Be highly sought

If I were a bot
I’d have no thought
Tweets careful wrought
Some AI taught

If I were a bot…
Alas, I’m not
So what you see
Is what I’ve got
...

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Handsome man with,
Smooth light skin,
Rough dark stubble,
And lean muscular body,
Had my eyes latched on him like a magnet.
Handsome man,
Your abs,
Had my heart racing faster than gravitational acceleration.
Handsome man,
Seeing you in ‘my ‘ element,
The gym,
The clothes,
And oh yes, the lifting gloves,
Had my words silenced with awe.
We both know, I am never short for words....

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I was never a muscle geek.
Tho’ you wouldn’t call me weak.
Working as a life guard 
during summer.
I always took care of myself,
watching my diet and my health.
Growing old is a bit of a bummer
		
On my arms, I had bumps.
On my chest were big humps.
And my butt at the beach 
caused much rankle.
Now my Abs, Pecs, and Glutes
are shaped like a Newt’s.
And my pants fall often
to my ankles.  

Apr 13 2010...

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Oh dear oh dear
I'm laughing
My life away I fear
So much I'm chaffing
From the lungs
I can see my abs
Forming rungs
I chase chocolate labs
Because I want to taste
For myself, in my haste
I try to skip
But the trip
Is short
Like a skort
Beneath a shirt
As I flirt
With death
Out of breath,
Cause the tears
Are too real
From my laughter
As the sad clown nears
And I hand him a happy meal
Hope he likes ranch on his happily ever after......

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Deliberately Obt
use the abs of the urd
Siring the real list
We.I read
Stray to the ger
Free to the eek
s
u
n usually under the
From the Abbey of the normals
Cor he puts in
well he is able
Always slightly O;;;;;;;;;;
.............................ff
Ooddles bitten
Take the O and the less too
k a break
Not the super gnat mural
controlling fate
a letter at a tim
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Oh, his eyes- as blue as oceans;
Like icy skies, vast and frozen
With just a gaze, my Heart fell molten-
His skin was pale, though mostly golden

His body was bawdy, and perfect oddly
Like the Statue of David- a carbon copy!
His arms were charmed, to me belonged-
A desired physique, firm yet rocky

Were his abs, strong and rippled,
My love for him more than tripled!
As a specimen- a God among men-
Lo! His embrace, leaves me crippled......

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Canine, incisor, molar to.
What are all three? I’m looking at you.
One hundred thousand dollars up for grabs
Ellen is waiting showing her abs
Dogs teeth, teeth dogs, dogs the woman guesses.
Man gets a chance to steal. Dogs? He professes.
That’s great! His wife yells, happy as a lark.
Great in what world? All three in the dark.
It is teeth, Ellen announces. The audience laughs.
Everyone else there sees both contestants are daft....

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spam it is ham in a can
or just big boobs appearing on my screen
never let your computer to land on someone laps
as you will be invaded with meat not to your taste
vegetarian of human flesh I do not care for the abs of young males 
sailing their trade as the udder of young cows do nothing for me
delete will send me the world of obscene
I miss the birds and the flowers 
the good stories of gentle souls taking their rumps in privacy...

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one life to live has no words to describe it but drama
GIGI been threw everything and still she standing strong
and she knows were she belong
time will tell whether she will live trough her situation 
but I think she will because of her determination....
love strength and dealing wit her child
who sometimes can be very wild
but to find out more about GIGI my all time favorite character 
tune in to ONE LIFE TO LIVE on abs week-days @2:00...

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I think that I shall never see
A poem near as nice as me.

When I spy my own reflection 
Sultry suitors face rejection.

Such noble brow, bright eyes flash blue
My smile so suave, teeth twinkle too.

Fine profile, Greek, ideal shot, 
Six pack of abs, my body’s hot.

So long I’ll linger by this pool
Though deemed one self-indulgent fool.

A thousand years from now, you’ll see, 
Gardeners still will cherish me!

March 1, 2022...

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I can see you with my eyes close
Feel you in my arms while you’re not here
Smell you on your pillow as I turn over
Your Present warms my bed while I am alone.

Soft lips innocent eyes
Cute hips virgin thigh
Strong abs firm ass
Small hands big brains
Sweet smell tasty tongue

This is what you are
Can I have you I don’t know
Will I be able to touch you I wish
All I can do is dream

For that woman
That One
The Perfect one
Because BEAUTIFUL is what you are
So are you true...

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