Shat Poems - Poems about Shat

...Once there was back when In the history of “then” ‘Fore the “be” began In these days of yore The people lived before, for There was nothing more ‘Twas a different time When the latest lagg......Read the rest...

...Just let it go.’ Easier said than gone - ‘You’ll be nothing without me, says pain, ‘I’m your identity.’ Well, listen up, old man of the sea, she’s dislodged you, uncurled her spine from the bu......Read the rest...

... Lava pours to staunch a ruptured womb, green mists warn from the pit of one to walk from it, slick and groomed. It is hard to believe we have to put up with this shat. Where are our magics ......Read the rest...

... (Thinks) I Float like a Butterfly and sting like a tazer. Mouth of the South, but my lips don't say (intelligent) words Like Muhammad Alley Bin drive by shooting Bin Laden with delusion......Read the rest...

... Gangster Hip hop is a perversion of poetry a chant of rebellion, in notary, serve me upon high times noteworthy high ego malign a strategy to have you leggo your humanity and follow the......Read the rest...

...Cat locked out in the rain Soggy Moggy Cat uses litter tray Tiddles Piddles Cat didn’t use litter tray Cat shat On mat Cat......Read the rest...

..."chat or chien" i don't give a shat but you have a good watch dog in that cat......Read the rest...

...I'm going to sit this one out, find a cave, on a hill to watch from, maybe a big old oak tree, just sit under it lean on its broad trunk, watch the freak show. The battle can rage in the val......Read the rest...

...There are many ways to say it, but shat is so vital for the thriving of all life. The dung beetle is the hard-working poet of the world. Every day it writes its labor of love upon the hot s......Read the rest...

...A software programmer named Arty Fishal Tried to design something beneficial But his programming Was rather damming Not unlike intelligence, artificial As they push their wannabe pie in the sk......Read the rest...

...What is it about American divorcees and the British Royal Family? Alas it never ends well. The Duke and Duchess of woke! Harry, what were you thinking? Harry, what have you become? Harry, ......Read the rest...

...Posterity Adam, the man, was up early and stood on the terrace his body was pale as the unborn sun sitting on the low wall on the terrace, he evacuated down to the roof of a neighbour. Since......Read the rest...

...I went up to the rail for the wine; my mouth was dry and I thought: Why not? Later, a pigeon shat on my new J. C. Penny suit. I tried to rub the mess away but it just spread the more......Read the rest...

...My husband said my pants had schmutz Perhaps from when I sat Upon a bench with residue From when a pigeon shat. For anyone who doesn’t know The word or else its meaning, It’s Yiddish and it ......Read the rest...

...the sky erupts monsters sky erupts monsters forming erupts monsters forming wreaking monsters forming wreaking havoc forming wreaking havoc shattering wreaking havoc shattering serenity ......Read the rest...