Shat Poems

HOT MILK DRIPPING

...Contest : Alice through the Wormhole 
Sponsor : Tom Woody
29. 7.26
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warm sun sweet liquid
dark moist hole bristles soft sand 
wonder exquisite 
                ...

Model twaddle'

...Quyeer times emit blazing signs..And some ex-boy friends?
Is this karma divine? mi5 say its Putin..' a prime topic for
Them...And its taken a fortnight with henceforth..No why
Where or whens..From...

Me

...In the beginning there was me
and in the end, there will still be me.
I'm not using 'me' in a personal sense
you understand,
my 'me' is singular, and there was nothing before it
or after it.

...

Djinn Martini

..."Careful with the ethanol,"
Said a fume of whisper hush.
As a thundered bolt and fire ball,
Engorged the moment with a rush. 

The itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot martini, 
Lit my boke...

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I

..."Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two lines down."
And they all watche...

Toilet

...I hope you get use
to be without me
cuz that is the way
is gonna be
I won't be the rag
for your feet
I wont be the bed
where you sleep.

I always was
on your side
but you were never
on mi...

From the Heart

...A mothers love is like no other
Through thick and thin
They’ll be no other.

Bites to the nipple
Shat on the walls
Puke in the stalls

A mothers love is like no other
Through thick and thin
...

It Was Never Then

...Once there was back when
In the history of “then”
‘Fore the “be” began

In these days of yore
The people lived before, for
There was nothing more

‘Twas a different time
When the latest lagg...

Undeceived

...Just let it go.’ Easier said than gone -
‘You’ll be nothing without me, says pain,
‘I’m your identity.’ Well,

listen up, old man of the sea,
she’s dislodged you, uncurled
her spine from the bu...

Arrayveance

...


Lava pours to staunch a ruptured womb, green mists warn from the pit of one to walk from it, slick and groomed.

It is hard to believe we have to put up with this shat.
Where are our magics ...

Gangsta r

...



(Thinks) I Float like a Butterfly and sting like a tazer.
Mouth of the South, but my lips don't say (intelligent) 
words
Like Muhammad Alley Bin drive by shooting
Bin Laden with
delusion...

Rough Draft

...


 Gangster Hip hop is a perversion of poetry
a chant of rebellion, in notary,
serve me upon high times  noteworthy high ego 
malign a strategy to have you leggo your humanity 
and follow the...

Catastrophy

...Cat locked out in the rain

Soggy 
Moggy

Cat uses litter tray

Tiddles
Piddles

Cat didn’t use litter tray

Cat shat
On mat


Cat...

Chat Or Chien

..."chat or chien"


i don't give
a shat but

you have
a good

watch
dog in 

that 
cat...

From the Sidelines

...I'm going to sit this one out,
find a cave,
on a hill to watch from,
maybe a big old oak tree,
just sit under it
lean on its broad trunk,
watch the freak show.

The battle can rage in the val...

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