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Shat Poems - Poems about Shat

Premium Member Model twaddle'
...Quyeer times emit blazing signs..And some ex-boy friends? Is this karma divine? mi5 say its Putin..' a prime topic for Them...And its taken a fortnight with henceforth..No why Where or whens..From......

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Categories: shat, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Me
...In the beginning there was me and in the end, there will still be me. I'm not using 'me' in a personal sense you understand, my 'me' is singular, and there was nothing before it or after it. ......

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Categories: shat, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Djinn Martini
..."Careful with the ethanol," Said a fume of whisper hush. As a thundered bolt and fire ball, Engorged the moment with a rush. The itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot martini, Lit my boke......

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Categories: shat, best friend, fantasy, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Handfuls of limericks -- updated
... Each time I hear Hark, the angel, sing, I think "Wow, what an amazing thing!” Hark can as thunderously bellow as any other show biz fellow, and knock off her socks and everyth......

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Categories: shat, funny, giggle, humor, life,
Form: Limerick
Toilet
...I hope you get use to be without me cuz that is the way is gonna be I won't be the rag for your feet I wont be the bed where you sleep. I always was on your side but you were never on mi......

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Categories: shat, feelings,
Form: Rhyme



From the Heart
...A mothers love is like no other Through thick and thin They’ll be no other. Bites to the nipple Shat on the walls Puke in the stalls A mothers love is like no other Through thick and thin ......

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Categories: shat, caregiving, death, devotion, mother,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member It Was Never Then
...Once there was back when In the history of “then” ‘Fore the “be” began In these days of yore The people lived before, for There was nothing more ‘Twas a different time When the latest lagg......

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Categories: shat, funny, humor, language,
Form: Rhyme
Undeceived
...Just let it go.’ Easier said than gone - ‘You’ll be nothing without me, says pain, ‘I’m your identity.’ Well, listen up, old man of the sea, she’s dislodged you, uncurled her spine from the bu......

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Categories: shat, allusion,
Form: Free verse
Arrayveance
... Lava pours to staunch a ruptured womb, green mists warn from the pit of one to walk from it, slick and groomed. It is hard to believe we have to put up with this shat. Where are our magics ......

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Categories: shat, art,
Form: Rhyme
Gangsta r
... (Thinks) I Float like a Butterfly and sting like a tazer. Mouth of the South, but my lips don't say (intelligent) words Like Muhammad Alley Bin drive by shooting Bin Laden with delusion......

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Categories: shat, art,
Form: Rhyme
Rough Draft
... Gangster Hip hop is a perversion of poetry a chant of rebellion, in notary, serve me upon high times noteworthy high ego malign a strategy to have you leggo your humanity and follow the......

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Categories: shat, art,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Catastrophy
...Cat locked out in the rain Soggy Moggy Cat uses litter tray Tiddles Piddles Cat didn’t use litter tray Cat shat On mat Cat......

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Categories: shat, cat, humorous,
Form: Footle
Chat Or Chien
..."chat or chien" i don't give a shat but you have a good watch dog in that cat......

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Categories: shat, color,
Form: Free verse
From the Sidelines
...I'm going to sit this one out, find a cave, on a hill to watch from, maybe a big old oak tree, just sit under it lean on its broad trunk, watch the freak show. The battle can rage in the val......

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Categories: shat, poetry,
Form: Free verse
The Unappreciated Poet of the World
...There are many ways to say it, but shat is so vital for the thriving of all life. The dung beetle is the hard-working poet of the world. Every day it writes its labor of love upon the hot s......

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Categories: shat, poetry,
Form: Free verse

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