Short Shat Poems
Short Shat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shat by length and keyword.
Chat Or Chien
"chat or chien"
i don't give
a shat but
you have
a good
watch
dog in
that
cat...
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Categories:
shat, color,
Form:
Free verse
Wildlife 24
Wildlife 24
A chirpy and suave young blue tit
Perched on a branch for a bit
Down below sat a cat
So the bluebird just shat
And the cat threw a terrible fit!...
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Categories:
shat, animal, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Clarion
Bat flippin’ shat crazy
Don’t say maybe
You plucked the thorn
My clarion of clarity
Bent no LSD
Sing my fine canary
Walked the water’s edge
To wander water's over...
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Categories:
shat, celebration, song,
Form:
Rhyme
It Was a Catastrophy - Poop Poem Warning
My neighbour Cath visited me
cat followed, but Cath did not see
puss piddled then shat
on my Persian mat
it was a true catastrophe!
FICTION POEM
03/14/21...
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Categories:
shat, cat, home,
Form:
Limerick
The Unappreciated Poet of the World
There are many ways to say it,
but shat is so vital for the thriving
of all life.
The dung beetle is the hard-working poet
of the world.
Every day it writes its labor of love
upon the hot sands,
Yet no one notices,
and nobody gives a shat anyway....
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Categories:
shat, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Catastrophy
Cat locked out in the rain
Soggy
Moggy
Cat uses litter tray
Tiddles
Piddles
Cat didn’t use litter tray
Cat shat
On mat
Cat wouldn't eat the new cat food
Fussy
Pussy...
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Categories:
shat, cat, humorous,
Form:
Footle
Foghorn Lakehorn, and I Couldn'T Be Ed To Look Up the Spelling
Pooicide
Fungle sneze
Fitched in a dish
Shat in a dish
So says he with the dick in hand
Shredding skin as fast as one can
Blazing that shaft into the billowing shreds
Leaving his head as swirling reds
Popping up and down
Apple cobbler
Yummy, said he
With a dick as big as he...
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Categories:
shat, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Dyed In the Wool
There’s nowt so canny and nowt so deep
As the musings of the highland sheep
They’ll talk of this and talk of that
Of what they ate and where they shat
Or ponder on life’s mysteries
Like, is the grass beneath the trees
Much finer than the one that grows
Down beside the old hedgerows
© John W Fenn 18-09-2009...
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Categories:
shat, animals, funny
Form:
Light Verse
Sheep In Thought
There’s nowt so canny and nowt so deep
As the musings of the highland sheep
They’ll talk of this and talk of that
Of what they ate and where they shat
Or ponder on life’s mysteries
Like, is the grass beneath the trees
Much finer than the stuff that grows
Down beside the old hedgerows
© John W Fenn 18-09-2009...
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Categories:
shat, animals, funny
Form:
Light Verse
A Moment of Faith
I went up to the rail for the wine;
my mouth was dry
and I thought: Why not?
Later, a pigeon shat
on my new J. C. Penny suit.
I tried to rub the mess away
but it just spread the more.
When my mother saw that ruined jacket
she angrily showed be
the back of her hair brush.
That was my last drop of Christ’s blood....
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Categories:
shat, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
The Ballad of As Shat
As Shat brought the blues around
You could feel it in the air
You could cut it with a knife
He didn't even care
As Shat sang the blues all day
You could hear him moaning long
You could hear him howling at the moon
You could hear him sing his song
As Shat kicked the can all night
He kicked it to the sky
He kicked it to the stars and back
And didn't even cry...
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Categories:
shat, blue, grief, sad, sorrow, word play,
Form:
Ballad
Haiku
Bird shat on my car
Spent afternoon at car wash
Bird followed me home
Playing poker now
Everyone reading my face
My wager; all in
Having a small pair
Pushing in an all in bet
River hit; awesome
Scoring my dog food
My spot playing hide and seek
Enjoying my nod
I grind for hours
Rowing against bad rivers
Good cards; finally
Alone in the dark
To adore and love oneself
Thank stars for lotion...
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Categories:
shat, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Catastrophe
No tray
Today!
‘Tiddles’
Piddles
On floor
By door
Cat shat
On mat!
Squitty
Kitty!
Owner
moaner
Cleans mess..
Distress
Cat ill
Got chill
Sees vet
Named Bret
Treats puss
No fuss
Huge bill
For Pill
Cat well
All’s swell
Your Choice Max 333 Words Poetry Contest- The sponsor says she has a short attention span so I made it as short as possible!
Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger
9/8/19...
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Categories:
shat, cat,
Form:
Footle
Doggie Bag
Don’t it make you feel like a no life, enslaved sap?,
To follow your dog around
As he looks for a place to crap?
And if that’s not enough, oh my aching word,
You follow him back home toting his turd!
Just one more rhyme and then I’m through.
Who is the leash for ….. the dog or you?
Okay I lied about the rhymes; there’s two..
As a matter of fact, I’d rather care for a cat,
They cover it themselves once they’ve shat.
Inspired by people /pet watching in an association....
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Categories:
shat, dog, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Schmutz
My husband said my pants had schmutz
Perhaps from when I sat
Upon a bench with residue
From when a pigeon shat.
For anyone who doesn’t know
The word or else its meaning,
It’s Yiddish and it translates to
Some dirt requiring cleaning.
You can have schmutz on clothes
Or even schmutz upon your face.
A floor with lots of schmutz might be
Considered a disgrace.
Just listen to the sound of “schmutz” -
It’s plain its definition
Reflects a negativity
In some nearby condition....
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Categories:
shat, words,
Form:
Rhyme