Harry and Meghan

What is it about American divorcees 
and the British Royal Family?
Sadly it never ends well.
The Duke and Duchess of woke!
Harry, what were you thinking?
Harry, what have you become?
Harry, Why? Why? Why?
Harry, she’s no Princess Di.

After Michelle and Hillary and Nancy
your precious commoner bride
is the most insufferable bit-ch.
Harry, you are a spoiled brat!
Harry, you are an entitled prat!
Harry, on the Queen you shat!
Harry, Why? Why? Why?
Harry, she’s no Princess Di.

And now we have the big interview
with that infuriating Oprah
so poor Meghan Debacle can tell
us all how mistreated she is,
and how victimised she is
by her haters and her tormentors.
Girl, what a narcissist you are.
Girl, what a diva and what a liar.

Spare us all your fake tears!
Spare us all your fake fears!
Spare us your racist tales!
Spare us your lectures and rails!
God save the Queen from you
and that ginger whinger too!
O Harry, Why her? Why?
O Harry, Why? She’s no Princess Di.


      Written: March 2021


Wrote this 18 months ago
but after recent pod casts
I just couldn’t help myself.

betrayalfamilyprincesslyric

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Janine Lever

October 12, 2023 at 3:04 PM

Hello there, just read your Anniversary and came onto your page and found Harry and Meghan, what can i say...you got it...most of this uk nations sentiments. Now to your poetry..I love your repetition of why why why and shes no princess di, adds weight and pathos to it. Enjoyed it sir. xxx

Keith D Trestrail

August 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM

Cheers Janine. The Royal Family sure has changed over the years. Used to be if you turned 100 you got a letter from the queen; now if you turn 16 you get a text from Prince Andrew!😂