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Scuse Poems - Poems about Scuse


Premium Member VOGON SOUPSTERS: Gangsters of Poetry!
...Here, at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Poetrysoup is on the menu! And to save our sacred website, perhaps the world ... We must entertain and enter vague conspicuous contests ......

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Categories: scuse, rude, sometimes, wisdom,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member we are all alone: totally wired
...Everything’s been frantic since the break. What people don’t tell you about college, is that you’re just tired ALL of the time. I’m so tired, yawn ‘scuse me. So if you’re planning to talk ......

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Categories: scuse, poems, school, self, sick,
Form: Rhyme



My name is Peter
...Fancy a quickie Scuse me my darlin’ I notice you smilin’ Obviously enchanted by me?? Well i’m exhilerated to say….. Its valentine…s day! And im horny as horny can be! The name is Peter! ......

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Categories: scuse, funny, funny love,
Form: Limerick
The Versifier's Curse
...Constrained by rhymes, the writer of verse my well err from the straight path like a hiker to whose clothes things cling as would a burr, like a tramp at whose heels there slinks a dog that......

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Categories: scuse, nonsense, poetry, words,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Cybermeat
...‘Scuse the stains, leftover chicken gizzard in the soup pot, universal tears flood the bile ducts. Cybermeat, and ranch dressing. See you next Thursday by the mulberry bough. I lost last ni......

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Categories: scuse, romance,
Form: Free verse



Bus Ride
...The winter's torture rumbles down The street, through my meager abode And pierces my skin and inflames my bones. Need to get out of maelstrom for a day, Perhaps a day long bus ride. I count my......

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Categories: scuse, addiction, adventure, anxiety, depression,
Form: Free verse
Stanco Delle Tue Scuse
...I When we first met I thought you were the one. We were close together during that trip to the mountain. Every activity we were together. By the bonfire we sat together To me you were young and......

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Categories: scuse, anger, emotions, grief, heartbroken,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Risin' With the Sun
...It seemed to Hank it was jes' a couple of hours ago since he'd hit the hay. Now the risin' sun jes' peekin' over the hills heralded another day. His old hound dog, Spooks, tugged at his blanket a......

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Categories: scuse,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Who's Gonna Tend the Farm
...Doctors told the old farmer his soul was soon to be his Makers! "Spare me, Lord", he pled, "I must farm these hundred-forty acres! My wife ain't able to hoe or mow or handle the old John Deere! Th......

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Categories: scuse, funny, old, old,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member They Is A-Hangin' Me Tonight - Final Sequel
...Well, me and them rats polished off them chicken legs and I headed fer the door. The sheriff handed me my 44s sayin, "Son, I don't wanna see you here no more! Now git outta Santa Fe and don't go st......

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Categories: scuse, funny, me, bible, bible,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Thing Is
...is not in the best interest of folks who charge obscene interest for us to keep talkin' but poverty don't equate to stupidity so I reckon there's still hope. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ an now please 'scus......

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Categories: scuse, uplifting,
Form: Lyric
What the Hell
...Why is the “p” silent in receipt? Why is “no” not the same as “know,” Or “new” and “knew?” And if someone says “there,” Why do we know They don’t mean “their” or “they’re?” I read a note from a......

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Categories: scuse, funny, me,
Form: Free verse
The Vacant Eye
...Blinded as a child, by a rock thrown at my eye The pain was great, I'd demonstrate, but I'd hate to make you cry I found a marble on the street and figured it would do Popped it in that vacan......

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Categories: scuse, funny, imagination, loss, places,
Form: Quatrain

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