The Versifier's Curse

Constrained by rhymes, 
the writer of verse my well err 
from the straight path like a hiker 
to whose clothes things cling as would a burr, 
like a tramp at whose heels 
there slinks a dog that stinks. 
From this well-thumbed rhyming dictionary, 
you may infer 
that inspiration needs the occasional prod. 
How odd! Even to those who claim her as a friend 
the Muse of poetry and verse sometimes has lips 
as open as a miser`s purse. 

O, say, in Heaven’s name, what gain 
has even lain in the fact that the verb "to blur" 
rhymes with a noun like "myrrh"? 


Just for the merriment 
try this experiment. 
Say to the first person you meet on a bus. 
"'Scuse me, Sir!" (or maybe "Lady"), 
"Say, I pray, why fat cats so often purr." 
Try this out, and you'll aver 
that while sense and rhyme sometimes concur, 
it is not invariably the case, 
and would the world not be a duller place, 
if - perish the thought - it were?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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January 8, 2018 at 11:39 AM
thanks for the craze added to the daily maze. Purring.
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