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Schtick Poems - Poems about Schtick

Premium Member AI Poets-the Dastardly
...* Collaboration of Limericks written by Jan Allison, Tom Cunningham, Tania Kitchin and Lin Lane Here's a news flash, the latest scoop There are parasites in the soup AI bottom feed......

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Categories: schtick, community,
Form: Limerick
Night Numbered
...Night, drape deep in slumber. O dream, to nightmare turn? Multitude, legion, number! Death, dearth to discern... Rule of law in wasted land? Show them, when ye stand. Orderly, cold counterman......

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Categories: schtick, business,
Form: Rhyme



Betrayal guilty as charged
...Betrayal (guilty as charged)... within mine marriage, and all the ramifications that happen therefrom courtesy the social media platform of Facebook Messenger, wherein those subscribing to a......

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Categories: schtick, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hazy Don’t Faze Me
...I catch junk with a stick Whip it like batter Make it thick Set it firm in an oven brick A sleight-of-hand trick Flipping a well-rehearsed schtick Pulling it out of the fire quick Cool…the......

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Categories: schtick, fun, slam,
Form: Spoken Word
Premium Member A Shadow's Flight
...You’re an odd lyric An improvised schtick Lost in departure Own drum marcher Vanishing quick ......

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Categories: schtick, mystery,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Meet The Blue
... Here today for an interview we’re joined by famous Colour Blue. By the way aren’t you looking fine?! Thanks! Must be in my blue-ish line. What attributes set you apart ......

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Categories: schtick, color, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Minstrel of Moscow
... "I follow the Moskva and down to Gorky Park- listening to the winds of change" - Scorpions All the heads of state and their spouses (or significant others) have arrived and been seated for thi......

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Categories: schtick, judgement,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member Nine Nine-A Peaceful Poetic Starting Point
...Nine nine A story I needed to find My credentials were declined But it was Sunday, I did not mind Honestly, I tried Decided, ‘take a ride’ Into the Big Apple City M......

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Categories: schtick, allah, anger, anniversary, history,
Form: Rhyme
Coloring Smiling Faces Donned With Faux Missing Teeth,
...Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth, and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches Swarthy, spooky, scary carved pumpkin faces thickly materialized out of thin air a......

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Categories: schtick, 12th grade, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member What's In a Name
...Said a level-headed young man named Dick I wish I'd a name that was not so schtick His mother said, Put it on the shelf, Your father named you after himself And, we all know, he was s......

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Categories: schtick, fun, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Happiest Shoe On Happiest Teacher
...The happiest shoe went on a dancing binge Sing dance sing dance sing dance kick kick kick! I had never seen such a shoe with nary a hinge. What a marvelous sense of humor, what a schtick! Where......

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Categories: schtick, teacher,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Birthday Dog B Brick
...Birthday dog had a high whistle and kick He could do it with both legs, ever so thick. He jumps in the air to pick up every stick. We laugh at his antics and encourage his schtick. He is our marv......

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Categories: schtick, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Villain
...Never meet your heroes is the old adage That’s not an issue for me I have none you see I find them such fantastic bores completely unrelatable rendering me weary with their straight laced scht......

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Categories: schtick, angst, bullying, celebrity, film,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Loser's Lament
...I have a deep ingrained aspiration-- [Wake each morning in anticipation] A poem I have written earns first place, So far, this simply has not been the case. I follow the rules; I give it my b......

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Categories: schtick, angst, humor, poetry, writing,
Form: Couplet
Late Morning Today February 17 2021
...Late morning today (February 17, 2021) I (accompanied by missus) drove to bed bath and beyond Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania off Chemical Road location for naught. After arriving at said de......

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Categories: schtick, angst, anxiety, business, confusion,
Form: Rhyme

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