Long Schtick Poems
Long Schtick Poems. Below are the most popular long Schtick by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Schtick poems by poem length and keyword.
My Dear On the RidgeThere was a dear who had a ridge that she perched from
It was where she felt welcome
Below there was a road
Where cars must go.
They would be driving in singles and pairs
Going...
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Categories:
schtick, animal, autumn, car, death, desire, farm, gothic,
Form:
Rhyme
Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet
Moe
Larry
Curly
Shep
Joe
This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know
Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry and Curly passed my way
They were yukking it up,
talking clown...
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Categories:
schtick, fun, humor, parody, political, satire,
Form:
Light Verse
The Minstrel of Moscow
"I follow the Moskva
and down to Gorky Park-
listening to the winds of change" - Scorpions
All the heads of state and their spouses (or significant others) have arrived and been seated for this, my last show...
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Categories:
schtick, judgement,
Form:
Haibun
Coloring Smiling Faces Donned With Faux Missing Teeth,Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth,
and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches
Swarthy, spooky, scary carved
pumpkin faces thickly materialized
out of thin air
as Halloween holiday loomed near
yes... just an innocently naive fickle kid,
who...
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Categories:
schtick, 12th grade, 1st grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Harumph To Holiday Hoopla Phish PshawHarumph To Holiday Hoopla – Phish Pshaw!
Relieved of fatherhood Saint
Nick schtick found me
to relinquish ratty outfit, and stow away zee bras
like padding and "FAKE flowing beard,
ah...don't remind me,
those well worn faux paws
of each dear deer...
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Categories:
schtick, angel, childhood, christmas, conflict, creation, december, jesus,
Form:
Political Verse
Nine Nine-A Peaceful Poetic Starting PointNine nine
A story I needed to find
My credentials were declined
But it was Sunday, I did not mind
Honestly, I tried
Decided, ‘take a ride’
Into the...
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Categories:
schtick, allah, anger, anniversary, history, new york, usa,
Form:
Rhyme
Oracle of GizaA new day perhaps, of immeasurable tin, sound of din
A hurricane noise, a thrall of riotous cuts, although thin
The blood-curdle choke of rage from before
Now purchased like plasma from the needle store
Go hump yourself, If...
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Categories:
schtick, 11th grade, absence, allusion, aubade, blue, christian,
Form:
Abecedarian
Whar Art Mine Fervent Zeal For Marx BrothersWhar art mine fervent zeal for Marx Brothers?
While figuratively trout fishing
for ideas to write about
analogous (hook, line and sinker)
idea wormed itself into mind with clout
moment of awareness arose
without shadow of doubt.
As a long haired pencil...
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Categories:
schtick, 11th grade, 12th grade, celebrity, film, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Thesaga of Suzanne the Snowflake and Cyril the Racist Ware Squirrel Part 2And there the story might have ended
But the bite on Suzanne's thumb
Throbbed and became distended,
'I must say, I feel a little rum',
she said and lay down on her bed,
but as...
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Categories:
schtick, allegory, analogy, animal, england, irony, political, snow,
Form:
Light Verse
George Washington Set Potus PrecedentThis revolutionary fella followed by
Adams family patriarch,giving rise
twin heir (plain lee gifted "Renaissance
Man") Jeff force'n without hemming
and hawing, subsequently conceding
nexus (nor horse drawn Lexus) of Colonial
power to Madison, thence...
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Categories:
schtick, age, birthday, character, courage, heaven, memorial, men,
Form:
Free verse
January 17th, 2020, a Moost Memorable Outing At Collegeville DinerJanuary 17th, 2020, a moost memorable outing at Collegeville Diner
A hardy acknowledgement yessiree
to the blessed sister Amelie worthy
of such beloved, devoted,
feted husband Rich truly
bestowed predicated upon
random chain of events
i.e., accidental, biological,
and genealogical happenstance prithee
applauding, apprising,...
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Categories:
schtick, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Late Morning Today February 17 2021Late morning today (February 17, 2021)
I (accompanied by missus)
drove to bed bath and beyond
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
off Chemical Road location for naught.
After arriving
at said destination alas and alack
with intent to purchase:
ZeroWater®
10-Cup Ready Pour™ Pitcher - $17.50
and...
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Categories:
schtick, angst, anxiety, business, confusion, husband, planet, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Chitty Chitty Bang Bangs and the Flying CarThey are on the final stage
Of being in their Nascar cage
Soon they will leave the Daytona sun
And under the lights this car racing contest will be done
After putting up with the...
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Categories:
schtick, candy, car, night, race, scary, slam, star,
Form:
Rhyme
Meet The Blue
Here today for an interview
we’re joined by famous Colour Blue.
By the way aren’t you looking fine?!
Thanks! Must be in my blue-ish line.
What attributes set you apart
from others in the colour chart?...
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Categories:
schtick, color, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Dreams of Library LadiesThe Dreams of Library Ladies
Library ladies could it be you sometimes dream
With books (and children) all put in their place
Do you imagine an alternate library scene
A view transformed to more exotic space
The British Museum, perhaps...
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Categories:
schtick, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Commander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge NCommander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge'n
American democracy go'n
to hell at light speed
breaking into a bajillion pieces
tuffet in a handbasket
...
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Categories:
schtick, 11th grade, adventure, animal, destiny, devotion, england,
Form:
Free verse
Announcing MogoI’m very pleased to introduce to you
something once a toy made completely new.
All you need are two good legs and balance! But it’s not a bike.
It’s as healthy as biking, so cyclists, take a hike!
It’s...
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Categories:
schtick, funny,
Form:
Couplet
A Loser's LamentI have a deep ingrained aspiration--
[Wake each morning in anticipation]
A poem I have written earns first place,
So far, this simply has not been the case.
I follow the rules; I give it my best
Apparently, I just...
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Categories:
schtick, angst, humor, poetry, writing,
Form:
Couplet
Rhapsody On a Theme By GershwinThe train to Boston goes clonkity dong, clonkity ding,
and ever the handy hack Gershwin takes up
the rhythm and makes it sing.
Rhapsodic rhapsodies in jazz mode
stomp among the carriage silverware and glasses,
makes them tink, jitter and...
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Categories:
schtick, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
If There Was No Poetryif there was no poetry
then what would become
of my fledgling thoughts
unbaked as they are
raw
this mish-mash of words
words
words
words I’ve barely stirred
i have made them presentable
readied them to be penned
they all wait proudly
showing their finest
how versatile...
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Categories:
schtick, art, inspirational, passion, poetry, poets, voice, words,
Form:
Prose
Being Thankful For a ThoughtWhen you mind your mind cause' all you find.
Is dried up fruit under the rind.
You can't recall what you should know.
You think maybe it's time to go.
The fog is thick, nothing will stick.
You can't depend...
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Categories:
schtick, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
VillainNever meet your heroes is the old adage
That’s not an issue for me
I have none you see
I find them such fantastic bores
completely unrelatable
rendering me weary
with their straight laced schtick
their vapid displays of virtue
I revere...
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Categories:
schtick, angst, bullying, celebrity, film, hero, sympathy,
Form:
Rhyme
The Scholastic Mechanic!Please allow me to introduce,
Without any pardon or excuse,
A man who needs no introduction,
To those he’s given instruction,
A man who has always helped me,
To understand extreme fallacy,
Through guidance and edification,
He spreads his extreme education,
Now he...
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Categories:
schtick, brother, dedication, education, imagination, inspirational, people, philosophy,
Form:
Ballad
Happiest Shoe On Happiest TeacherThe happiest shoe went on a dancing binge
Sing dance sing dance sing dance kick kick kick!
I had never seen such a shoe with nary a hinge.
What a marvelous sense of humor, what a schtick!
Where did...
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Categories:
schtick, teacher,
Form:
Free verse
Bag O' MoneyWhen in my old home,
Land speculators and
real estate companies
knocked on my door
every day
Mostly Israelies or
Russian Jews,
They always had a lot to say
There were various attempts
to bribe me
Some quite inventive,
as you'll see
One of those, an agent
showed...
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Categories:
schtick, funny, imagination, life,
Form:
Burlesque