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A Dirty Old Man

I'm full of poop I am I am
Tried being serious but don't think I can
Tried every trick
It's not my schtick
Guess I'll continue being a dirty old man


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

August 18, 2015 at 3:08 PM

What a Romantic poem? Where? Must have been over Tim's way... Now Jack! You know it's dangerous it is to read Tim's 'romantics' before your first cupa coffee... Have to be able to get up and chase Cathie before she gets away to go shopping... Yes, Grandpa Troll... I know! I know! I shouldn't remind RomanticJack about those things... He might stop in the middle of a sentence... to chase his Lady Cathie... Then Grandpa Troll will be left waiting all day to hear the end of the Limmerick story! LOL

Jack Ellison

August 18, 2015 at 5:01 PM

Actually Cathie barricaded herself in the bathroom! LOL xxxx