Short Schtick Poems
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husband’s humor schtick
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tosses frozen peas
tropical fish swarm my space
visibility zero
7/23/2020
I'm full of poop I am I am
Tried being serious but don't think I can
Tried every trick
It's not my schtick
Guess I'll continue being a dirty old man
© Jack Ellison 2015
I don't know where we all live, but if concievable, how about a Hallowen dress up
Party? Kids, spouses, maybe s even music. Maybe a prize for best constume.
And some of my "schtick!" Let me know
Birthday dog had a high whistle and kick
He could do it with both legs, ever so thick.
He jumps in the air to pick up every stick.
We laugh at his antics and encourage his schtick.
He is our marvelous darling dog, Birthday B Brick!
Said a level-headed young man named Dick
I wish I'd a name that was not so schtick
His mother said, Put it on the shelf,
Your father named you after himself
And, we all know, he was sort of a prick!
Written June 28, 2022
Oh Donald dear, here we are again
Are you indeed the representative of republicans?
Your speeches flow like some comedic schtick
Will the wall be built with adobe brick?
Behind you a following of thousands hearing all you’re not saying
Leaving the rest of us on our knees and fearfully praying.
I catch junk with a stick
Whip it like batter
Make it thick
Set it firm in an oven brick
A sleight-of-hand trick
Flipping a well-rehearsed schtick
Pulling it out of the fire quick
Cool…then plate with a crispy breadstick
Sink your teeth in…taste the kick
A feast of rhyme…a bold remix
Juicy lyrics on a drumstick
it's been
so often
done and
did but it
always in
whatever
form is
schtick
listening
to Saint-
Saëns and
asking what
is the score
i've never
heard this
before
you know
the one
which one?
that one
this one?
yes
what?
that one
which one
is this one?
you know
that one
and Abbot
and Costello
live on and
on and on and...
Form:
Sitting here thinking,
while I’m holding my own,
I’m wondering how so many big heads
fit into a pontifical cone?
Riding in a chair of gold leaf,
always raised way above the rest
No wonder these elevated mortals
start feeling they’re better than the best.
Oh omniscient, watch out for that nearby and
lowly dreg with a humbling stick.
He’ll let the air out of your head you oblivious,
magnificent but self-made schtick!
Recall that rib-tickling comic named Dick
Boundlessly, he performed many a schtick.
He could trip over his own feet
and dance never missing a beat.
Me? I just fall on my face - Fiddlesticks!
Clumsy oaf that I am, I get in my way;
sometimes when I move, my feet want to stay.
It's an art to stumble then rise.
I blame my shoes which are queen-size,
rub my head and say, "This just ain't my day!"
I think Rude-Pun-Zel was a hidden name for Rene Zellwinger!! Remember about
2-3 years ago, no matter what movie playing you went to, she starred?
Patricia- when I played that gig 2 weeks ago in that nightclub, my between
songs "schtick" made one feel they were in the Catskills, circa 1950s! Luckily,
the band did not disapprove. Next time , I open for them!! (only kidding!). tom
hope you feel better, I've felt lousy last 2 days, myself. Nite!...
Form:
You want their
affection
but your words
to disdain
I voted for you
thrice
and would do so
again
But the many
unsold
who vote
with their heart
Abandon you now
as your
ego
cavorts
Assuming
your schtick
is attractive
to all
You strut like
the ‘Emperor’
and naked
befall
Overlooking
the obvious
what the simplest
man knows
To be liked
is a mandate
and lost
— in your show
(Sunday Morning New Shows: February, 2026)