Sarcasm Poems | Examples

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(Lily, summer 2025)

Fully Inclusive

The beauty 
Of being fully inclusive 
Is that nothing 
Can possibly offend you.

I have a dog like that….

(8/13/25)

We’re Not Dating, But

We’re not dating—
but you heart-react to my stories like it’s a full-time job,
send a “you up?” at 12:47 a.m.
then disappear like my willpower at a shoe sale.

You say you don’t do drama—
but you’ve got more red flags
than a Formula 1 race
and the emotional depth of a spoon.

You post gym selfies with deep quotes
like “loyalty is everything”
but couldn’t commit to a dinner reservation
without texting your group chat first.

I bring the vibe.
The sauce.
The playlist.
You bring… vibes?
Just vibes?
Sir, where’s the effort?

Modern dating is just
flirting, ghosting, and guessing
if “lol” means “I’m into you”
or “I’m emotionally unavailable but cute.”

We’re not dating—
but I still debated if I should shave for this maybe-hangout.
We’re not serious—
but your ex still watches my Insta like it’s Netflix.

You want wifey energy
on a side-chick schedule.
Nah. I’m not a limited-time offer.
This ain’t Costco.

Come with consistency,
or go play tag with someone else’s energy.
I’m too cute to be confused.

A black girls guide to not being believed

Well first of you have to be black 
So if your not sorry about that
I guess you're just gonna have to be believed 
I know for once your not included
How does it feel not to be the centre of attention 
I guess it must be hard having white privilege 
Oh and also being favoured
And no I'm not joking

Anyways back to the point 
Black girls listen up
So what you are gonna need to is just open your mouth
Cause they don't like that
They'll call you violent 
Kicker is they hate when your also silent
And use that as an excuse to discredit us
To dismiss us
They do this intentionally 
So people won't believe us
I know 
How scandalous 

You're also gonna have to just exist
Yeah this one's gonna be the easiest
To accomplish
Us living apparently really hurts them
So they are probably gonna do everything
To make sure our voices are ignored by everyone
Because who is society going to believe 
I'll give you a hint
The ones who have privilege 
Sucks don't it
Well that's how you know you're doing something right
Cause remember we don't want to be believed

I mean it really is just that easy
Because when you're black
You're automatically not believed


The day a poet didn’t die-II: The witness

She’s at it again.
Wasting my ink
staging yet another death.

I draft her crimson melodramas
with third-hand metaphors
as she sips on ‘hope’ like tonic 
laced with rust
and wears ‘moor’ like thrift-store perfume.
I thread her June into 
forced sonnets (poor things),
before her gin drowned the meter
in proofed regret.

Even a pen gets impatient.

Sometimes she pauses,
as though it might save her—
I rooted for her to mature
but talent won’t bloom from 
immature theatrics.

Still, I ink her curtain call—
the curse of being a vessel.

Ember Days-A poet’s diary

My hasty steps echo
on the cracked stone tile,
before the bus door hisses
shut—Late again.
"It's a wonderful life," the clouds sing in chorus.
Their church choir harmony almost offensive,
if I didn't know,
they truly believe
life is lullabies and steaming apple tea.

Swear-soaked hair clings to my neck.
I call these ember days:
when smoldering urban air chokes—
Yet the clouds drift,
marshmallow white—
Like porcelain swans on azure water.

I watch the bus hustle
away, breath too ragged
to properly curse.
The clouds grin,
like they're genuinely satisfied—
—just being.

Wouldn't that be something.

Sarcasm of Life

For humans, birth comes from death
Death leads to a new life
Life good or bad, it can be

Be it savory or bitter, life has an end
An end that furies some
Some see that finish as delight

Delighted is a bird feeding on ants
Ants in turn devour a dead bird
Birds and ants need to understand

Understand the irony of life 
Life comes and goes
Life comes from death
Death generates a new life

Poem by Mugisho, N.


Who Am I

              I can’t avoid
        wounding others’ hearts with my words;
      oftentimes with sarcasm I do forget
        that what for me is jest
  is for others a bitter herb hard to swallow.
  It’s only later that I come to realize
    that I have caused somebody’s pain;
  then I, too, suffer and regret my tactlessness. . 

              So nowadays,
        when I engage in discussions,
      I take a deep breath and say a prayer  
        to be calm and be kind, 
  to respond gently and pick my words carefully, 
  to disagree without becoming offensive,
    or, when I consider it best,
  to choose silence, say nothing, and preserve the peace.

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5 steps for not writing a poem

Stare at the pen you got, 
Although your brain suffering from a drought,
Thinking about a revolutionary theme, 
Then write the poem in your dream.

You got the theme, now pick your mighty pen, 
And remember how you wrote, that poem back then. 
Just think of two lines and then go with the flow, 
How would you think anything, with a morale so low?

You got a good start, now follow a rhyming scheme, 
If you can't do so, just stick to the theme. 
You just need a little kick, then you will surely kill, 
Yes, you are thinking right, you are lacking that skill.

First stanza is looking fine, just need a little edit 
Just make it little meaningful, for those who might read it 
you can't even think anything relevant, you good for nothing brat, 
You need a brain for thinking, one should be aware of that.

This is not an easy task, be happy, at least you tried, 
Don't think about that pen, who just committed suicide. 
This is not for you; you are going in wrong lane. 
Have some shame on you and don't try it again.

Premium Member Sarcasm


I do not like sarcasm in humans
I believe it comes from a lack of self esteem
Trying to belittle and embarrass others 
In anattempt to feel superior it would seem

Not a redeeming or kind quality 
Saying goes ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit’
I tend to think sarcastic humans suffer with constipation
Thus, they are full of sh.t!

Premium Member Sarcasm

Sarcasm’s the lowest form of wit
But what should be the highest form
Still cannot be defined, isn’t it
A harder matter to conform?
Consequently, its lack of wit 
About sarcasm: there’s no contest  
No worth contender to defeat
And so the lowest is the best.

YOUR ROOTS IN MY GRAVE

If I ever die, come to my grave to bestow blossoms
And add grief to condolencing customs
I’ll embrace your flowers, because I never did, being alive
Or I should say, your flowers waited for my death to arrive

My heart does not desire to see you wail
Not even God will hear your rail
Come and plant the flowers on my grave
Water them, if you want my afterlife to be brave.

For I Have Sinned

Forgive me 
For I have sinned in my tenacity 
to challenge you on the battlefield of morality. 

Forgive me 
For offending your duplicity 
with my transparency. 

Forgive me 
While you carouse with your unquenchable lies                                                   For I have sinned in uttering such prayerful reprise.
 
Forgive me 
“Great One”, clothed in your honorable disguise                                            
For I have sinned to not fall prey to your beguiles.

Premium Member A poetry war

A competitive poet with ego galore
is always "one upping" to even some score.
They disguise their sarcasm in metaphors.
Most of the time I politely ignore as
no one needs a poetry war.

Just: No

Overheard in The Old Folks' Home:

Wanna play Euchre?
Why, no . . . would you like to herd cats?

Premium Member Hi I'M Kamala and I'M Misunderstood

I cackle and I giggle
I'm a friendly sort of gal
And when I’m quite excited
I'll give a little twirl.

Why would all this be funny
As It's simply who I am
Just a smart and chatty lady
Not a sour old boring man?

The job I do is tiresome
Cleaning up after my boss
Helping prompt him and remind him
For he's often at a loss.

People need to understand
As the ‘Spare’ it's really tough
If you harbor any doubts
Ask Prince Harry just how rough.

We poor souls haven't a rudder
A proper job to give us strength
Maybe why we're such a target
Nipped and pricked with every breath.

The sad part is I'll never be
The leader only I can clearly see
The first woman to Preside
The gig I thought was meant for me.

But what the heck let's have some fun
Doing the little that I do
A skill of mine if truth be told
As often I simply haven't got a clue.

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