Christmas On The Isthmus; Fer yer Consideration
Please rate 1-10
(1 Santa would be proud or
10 A coal in your stocking!)
A white Christmas in Chicagee don't make no sense
Bout time we skeedaddle, let good times commence
So where to go, my darlin' Maggie and me
As we swig down our egg nog and pack our tree?
The lil' miss and I'll be spendin' this
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Categories:
santa clause, christmas, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Couplet
Santa Buddy - a spoof of Santa Baby
Yo! Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a bro,
You know, with some dinero.
Santa Buddy - my lady wants to eat somewhere nice.
Yo! Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a friend
And send, something I can spend.
Santa Buddy - my lady
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Categories:
santa clause, giving, love, money, poverty,
Form: Lyric
Playing Santa
He was a gentle giant - towering
Bigger than the notorious Claus
His jolly and joy were never overpowering
His gift was a reminder of grandma’s
He represented Santa - his love the cause
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Categories:
santa clause, celebration, christmas, december, jesus,
Form: Quintain (English)
Santa 'Clause'
Who shall
deck the hall
With Santa's
favourite pall?
When he shows
with his shoulder store
Ours, he shall bless
from his finest stall.
Who shall tell
the king's course
That 'Ologbojo'
is not a Santa Claus?
The Roman sort
we crave for
Not 'Adio' in
the spirit form.
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Categories:
santa clause, africa, child, christmas,
Form: Free verse
Does Santa Clause Exist
Do the games you play exist?
Do your fantasies exist?
Is Star Trek real?
Is your dream of a new home real?
Dreams are all that little children have
Why take them away?
Yes, Santa Clause is real!
(I just had the worse experience of my lifetime, last night a mother who is a friend of mine told her little boy
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Categories:
santa clause, christmas,
Form: Free verse
Santa Clause and Frosty Taking In a Disney Show
After their work at the North Pole was done,
Santa Claus and Frosty wanted some fun.
Off to downtown they did go
to take in a Disney Show.
Santa called out the reindeer one by one.
Candy, popcorn, and drinks they did partake.
At intermission - need for bathroom break.
Santa gave a squeal of fright;
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Categories:
santa clause, fun,
Form: Limerick
A Santa Clause Serenade
YOU ARE MY SERENADE
What good do sunny days do
If they're not sunny for you?
What good does summer rain do,
If it's not raining for you.
What goods my heartbeat,
If it's not beating for you?
What good could butterflies be
If they're not flitty, for you?
What good would poetry be
If it's not written for you?
What good's my heartbeat
If it's not
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Categories:
santa clause, christmas,
Form: Lyric
Is Trump Santa Clause
?Trump Table
So are we able?
Try and reverse Trump table;
Not find a fable.
What does annoy
Another Trump deploy
Who will enjoy?
Grasp at many straws
And we took another pause
Is Trump Santa Clause?
Think about it.
Jim Horn
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Categories:
santa clause, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Santa Clause
There once was a man with a long white beard
and people looked at him as though he were weird
He wore a big red suit all around town
but was happy and gay for no one could bring him down.
He traveled all across the sea worldwide
with his faithful sidekick Rudolph by his side
His goal for the day
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Categories:
santa clause, christmas, fantasy, happiness,
Form: Rhyme
Santa Clause Are Mom and Dad
they wait stay up late
there love not fake
ito them its heavnly
to put kids gift under the tree
so don't make them mad
SANTA CLAUSE
is
MOM AND DAD
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Categories:
santa clause, adventure, growing up,
Form: Light Verse
I Still Believe In Santa Clause
Whom is this man known as Santa Clause,
Or as old Kris Kringle, a historical
Character of world renowned.
Legends white bearded jolly elf, whom carries
The true loving spirit, of Christmas within
Himself.
The patron saint of children, a toy maker,
With a red and white sack, hanging over
The elderly gentleman’s back, but care
Does he not, the weight, for it holds
The
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Categories:
santa clause, adventure, christmas, dedication, history,
Form: Free verse
Santa Clause
On Cristmas Eve, comes Santa Clause,
stuffing tons of cookies in his jaws.
It's no wonder he's Jolly and fat;
I would be too, if I ate like that.
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Categories:
santa clause, christmas, funny, silly,
Form: Clerihew
Does Santa Clause Live At
Does Santa Clause live at?
Does Santa live at the north pole
Or does he live at Walmart?
I see him in the parade and then I see him at Kmart.
I go to the fire hall he is there with the fire dog.
I meet him on the streets handing out candy canes.
Then I go to Walmart there
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Categories:
santa clause, christmas,
Form: Free verse
People Or Santa Clause
we do the drit
we where the red shirt
we day work not play
i will say
for this cause
PEOPL OR
'STANTA CLAUSE
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Categories:
santa clause, adventure, fantasy, holiday,
Form: Light Verse
Female Santa Clause
She wakes this morning
Got along day ahead
She’s making sandwiches
Hot soup and garlic bread
She love to feed the homeless
She sees on the street
She will drive around the city
To give them something to eat
She goes to the hospital
She love to helps the elderly
She always volunteers
To keep them company
And to save the animals
She campaigns tirelessly
And she
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Categories:
santa clause, adventure, dedication, devotion, education,
Form: Light Verse
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