Remover Poems

A Good Sense of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades of Reality

        Good sense of humour :
       I always admire.
       Good Humour is perfect mind - freshener
      with exact effect on Good Listener.
     
     Displaying good humour at right moment
     or an intellectual comment,
     never to lament , 
     but turns gracious, 
     glorious , gorgeous 
      to entertain ,
     simultaneous has great effect
     to soothe pain.

    Blades of reality have sharp notions
    to cut impulsive emotions.
    Precise humour to deliver 
   acts as right pain - remover..

    Good humour to express
     any time, more or less
     in compassionate style 
    will manifest exact profile 
    of the human being 
    to help in real healing.

    Good Humour is perfect mind -freshener
    with exact effect on Good Listener.

When he said

The gelatintion of used
 and fry grease waste.
fry your catfish in me
fry your chickens bay-bay
them potatoes fry crisped and all
grease slatting on the wall
shrimps and zuchinni too
baking soda doughnut
fried up too
then when it starts to stink
and the porkchops come out pink
sprinkle in the soldifier hardener
and that old grease
is ready for the trash can
when the potaos won't clear it up
sprinkle the powda and solidfy it up
and dump the grease out there

Film Clip of Lex luthor
in his college days
doing an advertisment for
Gelationizer grease remover
 filed under "Attribution" from
Supermans notes found
in a breifcase at the
Metropolis Mall
by Hal Jordon and Alan Scott
Oswald Cobblepot and wealthy businessman
offered them a fortune for the breifvase.
Tune in to see what transperes.
 3 slightly different interpretations in
 delivery of the same line or lines.
Cobblepot spoke to them via phone
and then they agreed to meet somewhere
near the railtracks.
Written by
Dr. Johnathan Crane
of
Acme Betterance
a
Acme Company
Reserch Deptment

between cheramoya and jackfruit

To the treasury note i lost with
I was without exotic notes
Taught in hardened testaments for quote
And speak of troubles i would have
Save the bested efforts tilled by young
Haddingstone and young it was
Countered verse lustra’s bugs
From grand ire back long to nepal
She granted means
Leaving no measures
Destroyer of rain
Remover of wash
Sleeping sees
Ossian’s loss

six foot rat snake inside my office

was skipping through my bathroom one day
about to land in my office, when an inner voice yelled hey!
Turn on the light first, which I had never done, but did it this time.
Saw a six foot black rat snake, stopped my bare feet just in time.

If I had landed on the snake, he would have no doubt taken a bite.
Rat snakes are not poisonous but being bitten is not a delight.
I have been bitten by a snake once before.
I shuddered at having this creature in my house; shut the bathroom door.

cost of snake-remover eradicating this creature is five hundred dollars.
An exterminator came out, then we heard his hollers.

P O E T , up and running phatic expressions, up and running it is!

Mirror 
mirror 
on the wall,

the pre decided fairest of all

When I utter fiancé ,
Did you see all kinds of fees incurred?

When I utter Feodor 
Fees and beyond?

And a lightyear and a “buraq”
With fifty turned five…

Did you witness Mosay bargained for you only
Never cared for me there
For a malar rash try?

So, black heads remover, do not be nosey
Happen in the adjacent vicinity
A science fair and phonetic verona
No black hole entry...


Too much in a day for a simple queue
For failed process of elimination (POE)
In an idiom try.

Even though whittled down, nothing more than a noise walls
For a city control (ctrl).

Blackheads Remover

To remove blackheads
Colgate, flour, baking soda
Lemon juice, mix, use.

From Up There

I saw a boy with hands closed in prayer
Beside him his mother cried in despair
Can I assist asked I
She looked up to the sky
“Ask glue remover to drop from up there.”

*+*

And glue remover from the heavens did fall
Hallelujahs rang out from one and from all
But the boy looked about "I'm just being devout
My hands weren't glued together at all".

Add on written by: Robert Gorelick

The Super Cleaner

The toilet cleaner
A tough stains remover
A germs killer
An odour refreshener
A smart cleaner
Even the dirtiest place 
Will shine again
But never for the curses from our mouths
But never for  the devils in our hearts
But never for the guilty stains in our histories
And so urgently to be found
The super cleaner
And so urgently wanted
The super cleaner

I Am Reminded of My Mother's Advice

i am reminded of my mother's advice
find a woman with God dearest in her heart
be grateful if she comes to love you
sit at His feet therein and blessings be yours
i am again lost in photos of you
when life held you in precious moments
those perennials you so loved
each as knight errant before your roses
lost in hues from rose, lavender, and blue
butterflies appearing
as they eagerly searched for their drams
wings of white, yellow, and orange
your marrow fills me 
now a longing held within
times when i hunger to approach that Throne
upon supplicant knees
offer every blessing life has given
for simply one more moment
in your arms

   OKC 5/22

“Love is not love which alters it when alteration finds or bends with the remover to remove: O no! It is an ever-fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken; it is the star to every wandering bark whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken."  William Shakespeare

Ode To My Snowblower

My updated snowcast for later this week…

ODE TO MY SNOWBLOWER!
Oh quiet remover, how you torment me.
Your life is ill-forgotten on long sun-filled days.
You wait in vain, you’ve been pushed aside.
‘Till one day I ask, “Won’t you be by my side?”
One pull, Two pulls, Three pulls, or More?
My sore arm reminds me, “I have forsaken thee!”
No man weeps outwardly, but inside I cry.
Next Spring and Summer, I promise to start you frequently.
Please come back to life and help me remove this white catastrophe…

Where Is He

Where could he have gone
the door was still locked
Spot Spot
he always comes when i call his name
hes always been so affectinate
his food not touched
hes usually waiting at the door
but all i found
was a half eaten tin of Spot remover
on the kitchen floor

And Along Came a Spider

A spider was climbing my walls,
The size of it truly appalls,
I’m certain it’s a lass,
With a kardashian a ss,
I couldn’t spy male spider balls!

I shouted for my hubby to come,
He gasped  at that huge spiders bum,
But my old Henry hoover,
Just couldn’t remover her,
I’m screaming Help I want my mum!

My p ussy cat eyed up the spider,
She wanted this beastie insider her,
Huge spider is walking,
Cat’s  expert at stalking,
She corners it by my  step strider

As Tiddles is superb at pouncing,
That spider got a severe trouncing,
And now it is dead,
What more can be said,
The death of spider I’m announcing

For Julie thanks for the inspiration.  bb xx

09/02/11/

Reincarnation In Northwestern Ontario

Reincarnation In Northwestern Ontario

Much thought to time is given
In Reincarnation.
To what it would be like
To come back again
In another form.

I thought about survival,
And decided I would like to come back as a snapper
In Northwestern Ontario.
“So, please great Ganesh, Remover of Obstacles,
Don’t let them build a nuclear waste dump there!”

The Idealist

The Sun has moved into Aries,
giving the spirit rise to new stories.
Exalted speculation in ethical sense,
planets facilitation and its reference.
Shadows after shadows as chain,
the dooming reality and its claim.
The tormented shore of growing race,
and its consequences that we face.
From every depth of good and ill,
lockdown therapy for natures fill.
Spirits of dead properties near to prey,
pulling the rope towards their way.
The remover of all obstacles in distress,
the unhappy need by all dear, to confess.
To consume for the sake to prove,
consummate false Gods egos aloof.
Ambition needing another tone,
for in the universe we are all alone.
Our world its joy and shared in pain,
enchanted mysteries and its contented gain.

Presente

Presente

AH, Em todos os tempos,
na vida ou nos negócios
você sempre recebe algo: 
você pode sentir pena de si,
ou tratar como presente. 

AH, Em todos os tempos,
na vida ou nos negócios
sob sol ou chuva, 
tudo é uma oportunidade 
para crescer 
ou um obstáculo 
para remover. 

Você consegue escolher,
ver um obstáculo a remover
ou ver a oportunidade para 
fazer sempre mais e mais.

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