Funny Rain Poems

The mission was simple;
To save the whole planet
From white clouds
Lies the troopers

The wind howled
As they fell down
A headfirst dive
At the speed of sound

Death is a...

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I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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I'm trying to count on these fingers the umbrellas
I've lost on windy days: wasn't it hard chasing them?
And swallowing raindrops, I challenged the mayhem!
Wasn't it...

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You fell in October, like autumn leaves
Funny it was a hot day.
The avocado tree was budding.
I knew you only a short while,
But it broke me...

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When will it, stop raining?
Stop the plip and the plop.
When will it, stop raining?
My gardens a bog.
When will it, stop raining?
I’m living in fog.
If it...

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I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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Dancing in the rain in the UK 

The water is pouring and pounding down
And I'm dancing no doubt looking insane, 
But I can feel the...

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My friend once sighed
That he watches planes fly by
And wonders where they’re going. 

The world’s tempo beats on. 
I, too, prefer to stop along
The way...

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My first sleepover
was when I was almost eight,
camping with my friend.
Our tent wasn't store-bought,
just a tarp wrapped around some
stacked-up bails of straw.

We lived on a...

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This poem is dedicated to anyone who has a garden…
and trees!

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The God of the Sun said, “This ought to be fun,
just watch that girl sat...

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If I could climb on top of a cloud
I’d have the world’s coziest mattress
A cumulus quilt that’s softer than down
And beneath it, a silk sheet...

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I have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...

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Storms and gales are closing in
Heavy rainfall we just can't win
Hail and thunder lightning too
Prediction dire and possibly true.

Weather forecast no big surprise
Take to my...

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At the beginning of April,
We hear two things:
Joking around,
And hopping into spring

The "April Fools" concept,
It's a bit of a mess...
Everyone trying to
Exhibit some "finesse".

I've indeed...

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One rainy afternoon as I was driving
Taking precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick
Suddenly, a thought occurred to me, what thought, you ask
The...

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