Racquet Poems - Poems about Racquet

...Tennis Racket My old tennis racket loves to be called Doctor Racquet and affects medical uniforms. ......

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...I swung with a vengeance but missed that damned fly The breeze I’d created caused him to pass by My electric racquet in underarm mode Still failed to make that bluebottle explode It filled me w......

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...*Image of Many Meanings by KWC. Likeness ssenekiL: Part 2 (HOMONYMS: Homophones & Homographs) The batter's foul ball killed a fowl that later caused a foul o......

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...My favorite game has a shuttlecock. You can hear my shrieks around the block. People come running looking for detective chalk. Thinking I was killed by a moron’s Glok. You see I am not much of......

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...IF EVER I HAD A COUNTRY: LXXXIII IF ever I had a country, a country where I were, by virtue of the highly meritorious and exceptional services rendered to the State in conning and ......

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...Sweltering summer temperatures and warm sultry summer nights left me scratching my legs red raw I hate receiving nasty insect bites I’d slather bare limbs with cream that the chem......

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... "Backhand" You have turned me inside out, cut open like a tennis ball I used to beat backhand along with the racket hard against the garage ......

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...Well, my left sided hand just isn’t my fave, I don’t let it do anything, If there’s ever a contest of “Who is the best?”, My right is the one that will win, It can’t button, can’t write, can’......

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...Word Quintet in E Minor Too many tan hearses cruise down my street in 1963 Too many grieving souls cry shattered tears here. Green throbbing lawns ruminate like grazing cows. Red-bricked chimne......

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..."AOC" AOC, AOC,sitting on limbs of a dead green tree, Shooting innocent cows so merrily! They must go, this socialist screams! Deaf to God's creatures painful moos  and cries, As their carca......

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...Starting with the toss up I’ve made an unforced error I’ve only gone and followed through Squeezed the jissom out the old fella New balls (and pants) please – love all I think your ace With a b......

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...For anyone who knows me They know whose shirts I buy Have you noticed what I’m wearing That brand is Superdry Their shirts I have aplenty And T shirts quite a few I even have their pants and......

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...Zila 'the killa' chinchilla as he was known Sat in his villa on his golden throne He was a marvel a maverick a real joker A prancer, a chancer, a lifelong nonsmoker Our boy 'the killa'. Never m......

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...Start The great tennis legend Roger! Watching his game is a pleasure The first service is a bullet That hits the court like a mallet The adversary is confused Just misses getting bruised! ......

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...Good Evening, the BBC presents The highlights from the days events I pass you now to Sally Hughes Who brings you all the evening news Today in Paris, bomb explode, did With paralise, electri......

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