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Tennis Racket

...Tennis Racket

My old tennis racket loves to 
be called 
Doctor Racquet and 
affects 
medical uniforms.
...

Buzz Off

...I swung with a vengeance but missed that damned fly
The breeze I’d created caused him to pass by
My electric racquet in underarm mode
Still failed to make that bluebottle explode

It filled me w...

Likeness Ssenekil: Part 2

...*Image of Many Meanings by KWC.

Likeness ssenekiL: Part 2

(HOMONYMS: Homophones & Homographs)

The batter's foul ball killed a fowl that later caused a foul o...

Rhyming Fun

...My favorite game has a shuttlecock.
You can hear my shrieks around the block. 
People come running looking for detective chalk.
Thinking I was killed by a moron’s Glok.

You see I am not much of...

If Ever I Had a Country: Lxxxiii

...IF EVER I HAD A COUNTRY: LXXXIII

IF ever I had a country, a country where I were, by virtue of the highly  
      meritorious and exceptional services rendered to the State in conning and 
  ...

Die Die Pesky Fly - Lipogram

...Sweltering summer temperatures
and warm sultry summer nights
left me scratching my legs red raw
I hate receiving nasty insect bites
 
I’d slather bare limbs with cream
that the chem...

Backhand

...
"Backhand"



You have turned me
inside out, cut open
like a tennis ball
I used to beat backhand
along with the racket
hard against the garage ...

Fun: Left Hand Blues

...Well, my left sided hand just isn’t my fave, 
I don’t let it do anything,
If there’s ever a contest of “Who is the best?”, 
My right is the one that will win,

It can’t button, can’t write, can’...

Word Quintet In E Minor

...Word Quintet in E Minor

Too many tan hearses cruise down my street in 1963
Too many grieving souls cry shattered tears here.
Green throbbing lawns ruminate like grazing cows.
Red-bricked chimne...

AOC

..."AOC"

AOC, AOC,sitting on limbs of a dead
green tree,
Shooting innocent cows so merrily!
They must go, this socialist screams!
Deaf to God's creatures painful moos 
and cries,
As their carca...

Tennis Anyone

...Starting with the toss up
I’ve made an unforced error
I’ve only gone and followed through
Squeezed the jissom out the old fella
New balls (and pants) please – love all
I think your ace
With a b...

Are You Alright There

...For anyone who knows me
They know whose shirts I buy
Have you noticed what  I’m wearing
That brand is Superdry

Their shirts I have aplenty
And T shirts quite a few
I even have their pants and...

Zila the Chinchilla

...Zila 'the killa' chinchilla as he was known
Sat in his villa on his golden throne
He was a marvel a maverick a real joker
A prancer, a chancer, a lifelong nonsmoker 
Our boy 'the killa'.
Never m...

Roger Federer

...Start
The great tennis legend Roger!
Watching his game is a pleasure
The first service is a bullet
That hits the court like a mallet
The adversary is confused
Just misses getting bruised!

...

Good News

...Good Evening, the BBC presents
The highlights from the days events

I pass you now to Sally Hughes
Who brings you all the evening news

Today in Paris, bomb explode, did
With paralise, electri...

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