Tennis Anyone

Starting with the toss up I’ve made an unforced error I’ve only gone and followed through Squeezed the jissom out the old fella New balls (and pants) please – love all I think your ace With a backhand that’s made for passing On top of a lovely forehand With a lovely high toss that’s absolutely smashing Sure you moan and groan But I love the racquet you make Lets have another rally Are you sure you’re not courting I’ve a changing room free If you fancy finishing me off With a serve and volley after