Are You Alright There
For anyone who knows me
They know whose shirts I buy
Have you noticed what I’m wearing
That brand is Superdry
Their shirts I have aplenty
And T shirts quite a few
I even have their pants and socks
Oh and a rucksack too!
As you can tell I am a fan
I like them such a lot
So much so that they call me
When they are out of stock
I walked in there last Friday
I was standing by the door
I had chosen a new T shirt
And wanted just one more
I stood there for a moment
Deciding what to do
Should I have that green one?
Or maybe one in blue?
A young assistant then approached saying
“Are You Alright There?”
And I almost did reply
“As opposed to..where?”
In fact I knew for certain
Where exactly I should be
I would have gone to Tesco’s
If I wanted bread or tea.
Maybe perhaps in Sports Direct
To purchase a new racquet
And not in Superdry at all
Whose shirts they cost a packet
Nonetheless I love their stuff
I have money, I can pay
I even have a voucher
That I will use today
So If you’re working in that store
Don’ t use those words again
Please just let me browse in peace
For a shirt that’s check....or plain
Copyright © Chris Wiggins | Year Posted 2018
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