Are You Alright There

For anyone who knows me They know whose shirts I buy Have you noticed what I’m wearing That brand is Superdry Their shirts I have aplenty And T shirts quite a few I even have their pants and socks Oh and a rucksack too! As you can tell I am a fan I like them such a lot So much so that they call me When they are out of stock I walked in there last Friday I was standing by the door I had chosen a new T shirt And wanted just one more I stood there for a moment Deciding what to do Should I have that green one? Or maybe one in blue? A young assistant then approached saying “Are You Alright There?” And I almost did reply “As opposed to..where?” In fact I knew for certain Where exactly I should be I would have gone to Tesco’s If I wanted bread or tea. Maybe perhaps in Sports Direct To purchase a new racquet And not in Superdry at all Whose shirts they cost a packet Nonetheless I love their stuff I have money, I can pay I even have a voucher That I will use today So If you’re working in that store Don’ t use those words again Please just let me browse in peace For a shirt that’s check....or plain