Prat Poems - Poems about Prat

... We like to take credit for all that we do the curtain calls the sill prat falls the once in awhile a legend guffaws but there are those tender moments when battings eyes and lushes lips inv......

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..."Truth are not from the valley of the shadow of death ... Lilith, like all mythological entities, are humanity's creation, to explain--what they cannot," ... by The Poet Hawaii Nei, bidst ......

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... There was a horny man from Timbuktu. Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu. Bursting with desire and lust. Felt she's the one he can trust. Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo. Finally switc......

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... Welcome, Soupers, to our special segment today. We have a very unique guest with us - a cherub! Yes, you heard that right. Please give a warm welcome to our celestial friend, Calvin. Calv......

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... Humpty Dumpty was in fact a selfish king. A narcissist with a harem of women, many who were under the age of sixteen. He was quite large and disfigured, due to his royal ancestors marrying siblings......

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...Paul and Charlotte are up in the Rocket Paul's barking out the orders Right Charlotte, Under no circumstances, touch that socket Okay Paul It’s Sir to you Now, I’m off for a kip You’re on watch......

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...There once was a guy with a beard. It was bushy and white and afeared. And he'd like to say That he brushed every day, And everyone else was just weird.......

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...I write with the left and fight with the right cross dominance thinking prone to insight the right hand said that the left hand’s cack the left hand said that the right’s a prat but I’m never......

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...Good titles make 'life' verse for me (romantic, cliff notes, fantasy), though they do dictate trails I take, my vision’s mine (that’s no mistake!). It’s rare a title’s afterthought, though I’v......

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...Good morning you good people Welcome to Designer School Where we carefully teach you How to manipulate life’s fools. Following the success of Jeans with Designer Holes Our next project will be......

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... Sweet Merlin, our black, magic cat, would meow from grandpa's top hat in which he oft rested and sat. His black head would rise- we'd look at his mouth holding, grisly, yet fat- ......

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...What is it about American divorcees and the British Royal Family? Alas it never ends well. The Duke and Duchess of woke! Harry, what were you thinking? Harry, what have you become? Harry, ......

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...I’ve noticed that you talk about the things you do well I listen as you boast of your ability and skill, I can sense the pride and happiness it makes you feel I’m aware if you don’t say it nobo......

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...Let’s have a staycation, Ted said (he won’t fly because if he did he would certainly die) Don’t know how those aeroplanes stay in the sky You won’t change my thinking so please don’t try His wi......

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...She calls herself Matt, because she is a prat, and she's getting sacked, and that is a fact!! ha ha......

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