Prat Poems

Days We Perform

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We like to take credit for all that we do
the curtain calls
the sill prat falls
the once in awhile
a legend guffaws
but there are those tender moments
when battings eyes
and lushes lips
inv...

Lilith

..."Truth are not from the valley of the shadow of death ... Lilith, like all mythological entities, are humanity's creation, to explain--what they cannot," ... by The Poet

Hawaii Nei, bidst ...

Long distance lust - bawdy warning!

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There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo.

Finally switc...

An interview with a Cherub

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Welcome, Soupers, to our special segment today. We have a very unique guest with us - a cherub! Yes, you heard that right. Please give a warm welcome to our celestial friend, Calvin.


Calv...

Humpty Dumpty

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Humpty Dumpty was in fact a selfish king. A narcissist with a harem of women, many who were under the age of sixteen. He was quite large and disfigured, due to his royal ancestors marrying siblings...

The Rocket

...Paul and Charlotte are up in the Rocket
Paul's barking out the orders
Right Charlotte, Under no circumstances, touch that socket
Okay Paul
It’s Sir to you
Now, I’m off for a kip
You’re on watch...

And the Silly Old Prat

...There once was a guy with a beard.
It was bushy and white and afeared.
And he'd like to say
That he brushed every day,
And everyone else was just weird....

I Write Left I Fight Right

...I write with the left and fight with the right 
cross dominance thinking prone to insight 
the right hand said that the left hand’s cack 
the left hand said that the right’s a prat 
but I’m never...

Good Titles Make Life 'Verse' For Me

...Good titles make 'life' verse for me
(romantic, cliff notes, fantasy),
though they do dictate trails I take,
my vision’s mine (that’s no mistake!).

It’s rare a title’s afterthought,
though I’v...

Designation Designer

...Good morning you good people 
Welcome to Designer School
Where we carefully teach you
How to manipulate life’s fools.
Following the success of
Jeans with Designer Holes
Our next project will be...

Merlin the Magic Cat

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Sweet Merlin, our black, magic cat,
would meow from grandpa's top hat
in which he oft rested and sat.

His black head would rise- we'd look at
his mouth holding, grisly, yet fat-
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Harry and Meghan

...What is it about American divorcees 
and the British Royal Family?
Alas it never ends well.
The Duke and Duchess of woke!
Harry, what were you thinking?
Harry, what have you become?
Harry, ...

Boasting About Yourself

...I’ve noticed that you talk about the things you do well 
I listen as you boast of your ability and skill, 
I can sense the pride and happiness it makes you feel 
I’m aware if you don’t say it nobo...

Ups and Downs

...Let’s have a staycation, Ted said (he won’t fly
because if he did he would certainly die)
Don’t know how those aeroplanes stay in the sky
You won’t change my thinking so please don’t try

His wi...

She Calls Herself Matt Gratt

...She calls herself Matt,
because she is a prat,
and she's getting sacked,
and that is a fact!!

ha ha...

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