Short Prat Poems
Short Prat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Prat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Prat by length and keyword.
There once was a guy with a beard.
It was bushy and white and afeared.
And he'd like to say
That he brushed every day,
And everyone else was just weird.
I live by the mouth
quick wit is my bullet
the trigger no doubt
my impulses pull it
You could say on the hole
it does me no good
but I haven’t control
would stop if I could
The day my mouth runs witless
I’ll stand a prat to witness
*hole - play on words, on the whole/ on my mouth hole
The whistling prat glides down the road
oblivious to his annoying ways
why he does it I do not know
a badly tuned Neil Diamond song
at least I think that's what it is
but now it's stuck right in my head
I start whistling, I just can't stop
its psychosomatic, infectious or something
whatever it is I want it to go
But defiant it stays, now I'm the whistling prat