Short Prat Poems
Short Prat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Prat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Prat by length and keyword.
There once was a guy with a beard.
It was bushy and white and afeared.
And he'd like to say
That he brushed every day,
And everyone else was just weird.
Categories:
prat, funny, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Any man who tried to write
of a sweet and lovely flower's sight
to smell its scent
would wonder where it went.
So how could I
have ever sought to try
do just that?
I'm such a prat.
Categories:
prat, allusion,
Form:
Free verse
~Weighty Problems~
A sweet lady, made a sexy faux
pas,
Sitting at a seaside resort bar!
Alas, being a tad fat,
She eyed a professor with a cravat.
"Madame, you would not even fit in my flat!"
Embarrassesd, she ran and fell on her
large prat.
Panagiota Romios
5/4/2019
7:30pm PST
Categories:
prat, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I live by the mouth
quick wit is my bullet
the trigger no doubt
my impulses pull it
You could say on the hole
it does me no good
but I haven’t control
would stop if I could
The day my mouth runs witless
I’ll stand a prat to witness
*hole - play on words, on the whole/ on my mouth hole
Categories:
prat, me,
Form:
Rhyme
The budget is boring, George Osborne is a pratt *
Raising extra monies by taxing this and that
The deficit is crippling, but he hasn’t got a clue
To me, the next election seems long overdue!
* the spell-checker wanted to amend prat to part. I almost went with that suggestion, but couldn’t decide which part people would assume he was…
Categories:
prat, funny, humorous, political,
Form:
Light Verse
There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo.
Finally switched on their video chat,
but he realised he had been a prat.
Slowly lifting her pink frock,
revealed a ginormous cock.
The shock almost gave him a heart attack!
Categories:
prat, fun,
Form:
Limerick
You're such a prat,
it's abundantly clear,
when it comes to women,
you have no idea!
You're a complete idiot,
you got it all wrong.
Change your tune,
sing a different song.
Why do you come
knocking at my door?
When it's plainly obvious
I don't want you anymore.
Stop holding onto something
that is gone.
Time to change path,
time to move on.
Categories:
prat, relationship,
Form:
Free verse
Pandemonium packs a powerful punch,
persisting pitifully in its path.
Such a pretentious, pernicious prat,
pilfering everything;
Producing panic.
I’ll make pandemonium pay;
Penning a poem that puts
Pratt pandemonium in it’s place,
permanently.
10-23-2020
Alliteration 004 (I prefer old poems) Poetry Contest
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
prat, conflict, confusion, grief, image, poems, poetry, stress,
Form:
Alliteration
The whistling prat glides down the road
oblivious to his annoying ways
why he does it I do not know
a badly tuned Neil Diamond song
at least I think that's what it is
but now it's stuck right in my head
I start whistling, I just can't stop
its psychosomatic, infectious or something
whatever it is I want it to go
But defiant it stays, now I'm the whistling prat
Categories:
prat, fun, humorous, music,
Form:
Free verse
Did yer mammy ever say"dont call him or her, that?
whenever ye,v called someone, "dim!"or"a prat!?
Well i called my theiving brother a monkey!an got skelpt!
and told that he was to be considered as a whelp!(a puppy dog)
So now he is out on parole from the local dogs home.
He,s just been detoxing like a fool foaming on the phone.
Help me mammy!was all he cried and barked and pled.
she should have skelpt the monkey then fed him water and bread!
Categories:
prat, adventure
Form:
Limerick
Yap Yap Yap
Who said that?
Oh, it’s you just being a ****
Yap Yap Yap
Who just said that?
Or was it me being a prat
Yap Yap Yap
Who barked first?
Cos I am still waiting to hear your words
Yap Yap Yap
Is that the end then?
Because neither of us can never bend
Yap Yap Yap
It’s better not to bark yourself
If you have loads of help
But sorry I am of too somewhere else
Where I can go for a
Nap Nap Nap
And no longer listen to your
Yap Yap Yap
Best
DAMO x
Categories:
prat, analogy, fun, humor, hyperbole, parody, spoken word,
Form:
Free verse
From your acme of pride
You lost your peaceful childe
With none by your side
And nowhere to hide
Rejected and sent below
Into this shameful hollow
In pain you hallow
No one to be your pillow
Let me aid in my shallow LART
And wrap you in my warmly heart
I will adore you without prat
And willingly be your brat
Rise from shame to royalty
This scarlet wings I will chime till eternity
You will be restored far beyond your calamity
And your afflictors will regret their futlity
Categories:
prat, courage, depression,
Form:
Rhyme