Short Prat Poems

She calls herself Matt,
because she is a prat,
and she's getting sacked,
and that is a fact!!

ha ha...

Read More

There once was a guy with a beard.
It was bushy and white and afeared.
And he'd like to say
That he brushed every day,
And everyone else was just weird....

Read More

Any man who tried to write
of a sweet and lovely flower's sight
to smell its scent
would wonder where  it went.
So how could I 
have ever sought to try
do just that?
I'm such a prat....

Read More

~Weighty Problems~

A sweet lady, made a sexy faux
pas, 
Sitting at a seaside resort bar!
Alas, being a tad fat,
She eyed a professor with a cravat.
"Madame, you would not even fit in my flat!"
Embarrassesd, she ran and fell on her 
large prat.



Panagiota Romios
5/4/2019
7:30pm PST...

Read More

I live by the mouth
quick wit is my bullet
the trigger no doubt
my impulses pull it

You could say on the hole
it does me no good 
but I haven’t control
would stop if I could

The day my mouth runs witless
I’ll stand a prat to witness




*hole - play on words, on the whole/ on my mouth hole...

Read More

The budget is boring, George Osborne is a pratt *
Raising extra monies by taxing this and that
The deficit is crippling, but he hasn’t got a clue
To me, the next election seems long overdue!
 
 
 
 
* the spell-checker wanted to amend prat to part. I almost went with that suggestion, but couldn’t decide which part people would assume he was…...

Read More

There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo.

Finally switched on their video chat,
but he realised he had been a prat.
Slowly lifting her pink frock,
revealed a ginormous cock.
The shock almost gave him a heart attack!...

Read More

You're such a prat,
it's abundantly clear,
when it comes to women,
you have no idea!

You're a complete idiot,
you got it all wrong.
Change your tune,
sing  a different song.

Why do you come
 knocking at my door?
When it's plainly obvious
I don't want you anymore.

Stop holding onto something
that is gone.
Time to change path,
time to move on....

Read More

Pandemonium packs a powerful punch,
persisting pitifully in its path.
Such a pretentious, pernicious prat,
pilfering everything;
Producing panic.

I’ll make pandemonium pay;
Penning a poem that puts
Pratt pandemonium in it’s place, 
permanently.


10-23-2020
Alliteration 004 (I prefer old poems) Poetry Contest
Poet Destroyer A...

Read More

The whistling prat glides down the road 
oblivious to his annoying ways 
why he does it I do not know 
a badly tuned Neil Diamond song
at least I think that's what it is 
but now it's stuck right in my head
I start whistling, I just can't stop 
its psychosomatic, infectious or something
whatever it is I want it to go
But defiant it stays, now I'm the whistling prat...

Read More

Did yer mammy ever say"dont call him or her, that?
whenever ye,v called someone, "dim!"or"a prat!?
Well i called my theiving brother a monkey!an got skelpt!
and told that he was to be considered as a whelp!(a puppy dog)
So now he is out on parole from the local dogs home.
He,s just been detoxing like a fool foaming on the phone.
Help me mammy!was all he cried and barked and pled.
she should have skelpt the monkey then fed him water and bread!...

Read More

Yap Yap Yap
Who said that?
Oh, it’s you just being a twat

Yap Yap Yap
Who just said that?
Or was it me being a prat

Yap Yap Yap
Who barked first?
Cos I am still waiting to hear your words

Yap Yap Yap
Is that the end then?
Because neither of us can never bend

Yap Yap Yap
It’s better not to bark yourself
If you have loads of help

But sorry I am of too somewhere else
Where I can go for a 
Nap Nap Nap

And no longer listen to your 
Yap Yap Yap

Best
DAMO x...

Read More

From your acme of pride
You lost your peaceful childe
With none by your side
And nowhere to hide

Rejected and sent below
Into this shameful hollow
In pain you hallow
No one to be your pillow

Let me aid in my shallow LART
And wrap you in my warmly heart
I will adore you without prat
And willingly be your brat

Rise from shame to royalty
This scarlet wings I will chime till eternity
You will be restored far beyond your calamity
And your afflictors will regret their futlity...

Read More