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For Tanya Kitchin's funny or bawdy limerick set poetry contest

Long distance lust - bawdy warning!

There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo.

Finally switched on their video chat,
but he realised he had been a prat.
Slowly lifting her pink frock,
revealed a ginormous cock.
The shock almost gave him a heart attack!

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Diane Christian

June 7, 2024 at 1:03 PM

This one made me laugh. A good write

Mike Gentile

May 27, 2024 at 9:29 AM

OMG, love this Silent One! I had no idea of your humor and ability to be "bawdy'" I have kept myself in check on PS but my sense of humor almost knows no bounds! Congratulations !!

Andrea Dietrich

May 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM

Love that punch line, S.O. congrats

Tania Kitchin

May 25, 2024 at 1:58 PM

SO, congratulations on your winning placement with your hilarious limerick set!

Jim Slaughter

May 14, 2024 at 10:04 AM

My, my, S O. I didn't think you had it in you. Can't trust those chicks from Katmandu, anyway.

Shadow Hamilton

May 13, 2024 at 8:34 AM

This is great what a shock for him hugs Shadow

Phyllis Babcock

May 12, 2024 at 8:10 PM

A good twist on this funny read. lol love phyl

Crystol Woods

May 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM

:) :) LOL!!! VERY GOOD!

Duke Beaufort

May 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM

SO, very funny indeed. What was a rooster doing there? lol!

Janice Canerdy

May 12, 2024 at 12:58 PM

Yep, that experience could surely induce a heart attack! Well done, S. O. Janice

Yann Rolland

May 12, 2024 at 12:54 AM

so fun reading your creative poem, enjoyed yann

Andrea Dietrich

May 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM

Haha. Love the twist in the second one

Maria Williams

May 11, 2024 at 10:17 PM

Haha, that'll teach him . Good luck in the contest ...Hugs

Valsa George

May 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM

Ooh.....! This has made me laugh. Of course quite different from your somber style. But you have obliged to the demand of the contest.... funny and bawdy! The element of fun and bawdiness, both are there. A sure winner, I rightly guess.

Jerry Brotherton

May 11, 2024 at 4:18 PM

A perfect limerick. Humorous and bawdy, who could ask for more. A good one my friend.

Paula Goldsmith

May 11, 2024 at 9:08 AM

What a very creative Limerick write with a fun picture. "Good Luck" Have A Blessed Weekend Writing Away.........

Jennifer Proxenos

May 11, 2024 at 8:33 AM

A hilarious, bawdy limerick my friend, good luck in the contest. Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.

Joseph P. DiMino

May 11, 2024 at 4:22 AM

A large disillusionment. Needs to get out more in the real world. Well said.

Lioness Onpaper

May 11, 2024 at 3:23 AM

Hahahahah … damn cock!!! XD

Ink Empress

May 11, 2024 at 3:12 AM

Lol im dead laughing. Hahahah how did you come up with this kathmandu! Some people trust whatever on social media , not realizing what could be at the other end. I keep getting news on insta that some fella always conning women on there. My question is why do we trust whatever we see on internet! Theres so many click baits! Haha. This is one of the best limericks iv read in a while! Made me roll on the floor laughing altho sad such situation are, despite all the awareness i dont know why some still falll for such games! Good one silent one! A bit different to your usual writes but this proves that you can do any theme any form effortlessly! Just brilliant. A fave best wishes for the contest

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