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Portmanteaus Poems - Poems about Portmanteaus


Premium Member Niagara
...*Niafalls, the****** Antiope of Canada, Amazonian, but not breast less, ***Snowy bosom like virginal gems, Swelling lips moderately full, Savoury odor felt all around, ****Crystalline throat str......

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Categories: portmanteaus, nature,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Those Contest Titles
...I guess I will, have to admit My english ain't that good But thought I'd find a contest To win one if I could But when I started reading The words found on 'That List' I instantly realized T......

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Categories: portmanteaus, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Best of Edutainment
...As one who grew up in a different era, Pre-Brangeline and Californication - When shows like Laugh-in or the Dating Game, Bewitched or Dick Van Dyke were just about The naughtiest you’d fi......

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Categories: portmanteaus, humorous, technology, mental health,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Brangelina
...Brangelina, the quasar, came to a motel Of a small Cambodian village Where smog was spread all over. As they entered their room They felt abodaroma infesting the room. As they looked down to th......

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Categories: portmanteaus, fantasy,
Form: Verse
Portmanteaus Scroup
...Greu has turned the color of my plarn So I’ll just knit a legock for my child. While getting up I trip upon my hornicorn It makes me ridast through my small famoom. My son comes in and loosh at m......

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Categories: portmanteaus, child, crazy, fantasy, kids,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Portmanteaus
...hey! Chillax baby, do not bother with the Snarks send emoticons in cyberpunk world hot bodacious looks do hide spread of affluenza a delishful brunch of cheeseburgers and mocktail makes......

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Categories: portmanteaus, funny,
Form: Senryu
Shake Yourself - Portmanteaus Contest
...Man, you look fat Some manscaping a must Tight tee-shirt of grue colour Makes one want to puke This body was not bodacious Looked more like an emoticon on a chat site Diet and sexercise is need......

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Categories: portmanteaus, life,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Fruits of War - Portmanteaus
...FRUIT OF WAR - PORTMANTEAUS Brusted gree skirt the terrain -- its fortress now smog of pains. Sprolled brave emoticons flurst floppled by remorse. Alive, lovely floriage. no merc......

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Categories: portmanteaus, angst, imagery, metaphor, sad,
Form: Dodoitsu
Emoticon Yellows
...Emoticon Yellows If I were rich, which is a crime I could do anything I wished Claim my rights and entitlements as “affluenza” But I’m an ordinary cyberpunk A regular yellow kind of guy An ......

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Categories: portmanteaus, abuse, change, crazy, fantasy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Cruizer
...He drives around, picking up girlz. Proudly displaying his emoticon bumpertricker. His vomitrocious personality, hidden behind smiley face lie. The master of snark, with an old man's easy style.......

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Categories: portmanteaus, abuse, child, innocence, word
Form: I do not know?

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