Richard Lamoureux Poet I do not know?

Cruizer

He drives around, picking up girlz.
Proudly displaying his emoticon bumpertricker.
His vomitrocious personality,
hidden behind smiley face lie.
The master of snark,
with an old man's easy style.

Try not to look into those grue eyes.
His is a pretend wise with a fake smile.
He'll fill your mind with pretentious smog.
Your heart to clog, with consummating tobacco.
He'll blow smoke up your donkey,
from his corngobbed pipe.

Fifties fedora, a bodacious tie.
Hair colored in black dye, he wears a crisp white shirt.
Disguising inner dirt and devious smile.
Don't be blind, he's not worth a dime.
He'll leave you high and dry, you'll wonder why.
Why did you accept that ride?

Debbie Guzzi's Portmanteaus contest.

Emoticon 
My word... Bumpertricker
Vomitrocious 
Snark
Grue
Smog
My word ....Corngobbed
Bodacious

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Dr.Ram Mehta September 4, 2014 at 6:39 AM Interesting write. Congrats on the win, Richard Richard Lamoureux September 4, 2014 at 9:23 AM Thanks Dr. Ram

Andrea Dietrich September 3, 2014 at 5:14 PM ooohh, he sounds like someone from a stephen king novel. Great descriptions with portmanteous. I wonder if that P word is now ingrained on my brain forever, or if I will forget it a year from now when I want to use it in a sentence!! Sure enjoyed this one. Congrats to you. Richard Lamoureux September 3, 2014 at 5:43 PM Thanks Andrea.

Sara Kendrick September 3, 2014 at 12:14 PM Astounding winner..Way to go..Congrats..Sara Richard Lamoureux September 3, 2014 at 5:43 PM Thanks Sarah.

Monterey Sirak August 17, 2014 at 5:50 AM Such vivid descriptions, I can just picture him. Love the inventive word play. Richard Lamoureux August 17, 2014 at 7:40 AM Thanks again Monterey. I am off to see if you have posted a new poem.

Jslambert Mister Roboto August 15, 2014 at 3:29 PM Pristine wordplay my new Canadian friend. This sounds like my uncle cruisin' Daytona Beach! Richard Lamoureux August 16, 2014 at 9:34 AM Ha ha, does he drive a Lincon??

Verlena S. Walker August 15, 2014 at 3:12 PM Nicely done Richard... GL in the contest. Debbie tends to be hard to please; however, this she win a high rating... Verlena Richard Lamoureux August 15, 2014 at 3:18 PM Thanks again Verlen. Hugs Rick.

J. R. Corbin August 15, 2014 at 8:47 AM Okay, Richard, if this doesn't win, it should. Absolutely delightful. I love the colorful descriptions. Kinda reminded me of Dr. Seuss, 'You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch'. Richard Lamoureux August 15, 2014 at 9:04 AM Thanks J.R.

Debbie Guzzi August 14, 2014 at 7:00 PM yup yup right on the money Light & Love! Richard Lamoureux September 3, 2014 at 5:50 PM Hi Debbie, you said I was right on the money yet I barely made the winners list. Did I miss something??? Richard Lamoureux August 15, 2014 at 9:03 AM Hi Debbie, this was an interesting challange. I enjoyed writing for your contest.

Maurice Yvonne August 14, 2014 at 11:55 AM i love it. witty and well thought out. actually brilliant. thank you. Richard Lamoureux August 15, 2014 at 9:02 AM Thankyou for your kind visit Maurice.

Robert Lindley August 14, 2014 at 8:04 AM At first I wondered the form , the word play but now see it is a contest write and you did so very well my friend. Surely a winner methinks.. Richard Lamoureux August 14, 2014 at 8:28 AM Hi Robert, I thank you for your vote of confidence.

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri August 14, 2014 at 1:54 AM Seems to be abt sb tryin to b a ladykiller conman. I enjoyd the awesome diction and wording here which made for an interestin poem. So nice to read u again poet richard. Richard Lamoureux August 14, 2014 at 8:31 AM It is about a pimp recruiting young girls and promising them what they think they need. Thanks for reading and commenting.

Andrea Dietrich August 14, 2014 at 12:28 AM GOOD job. I researched for this one but just have not had the time to sit down and think what to do with the array of juicy words I found. so fun, huh? Richard Lamoureux August 14, 2014 at 8:32 AM I found this contest intriguing. I am curious to see what you come up with.

Justin Bordner August 13, 2014 at 8:46 PM Reading a castigating poem like this just makes me grateful that I'm honest, sincere, and appreciative to the people in my life Richard. The admonishment in this poem is so coloful and goodwilled. I respect this write, important message. Xool word play too. J.A.B. Richard Lamoureux August 14, 2014 at 8:37 AM I may been my dictionary to decipher this comment *lol*. Thanks for stopping by, I always appreciate your visits.

Tim Ryerson August 13, 2014 at 5:36 PM 'He'll blow smoke up your donkey'...Hilarious! I think we have a winner here... Richard Lamoureux August 14, 2014 at 8:39 AM I hope you are right. I'm glad you enjoyed my word play. Thanks for commenting.

Eileen Manassian August 13, 2014 at 9:15 AM hmmmmmmm....so what is this contest all about then. Very interesting and mind boggling...You sure knew how to play with your words, Mr L. Richard Lamoureux August 13, 2014 at 9:39 AM Hi Eileen, go read Debbie's description, it will all make sense. Thanks for being the first to comment.