Shake Yourself - Portmanteaus Contest

Man, you look fat
Some manscaping a must
Tight tee-shirt of grue colour
Makes one want to puke
This body was not bodacious
Looked more like an emoticon on a chat site
Diet and sexercise is needed
To make a more delishful sight
So come on man shake yourself
Make your body a sight to behold
Irregardless of your face
Give me a smile of delight not a frown.



Manscaping, Grue, Bodacious, Sexercise, Delishful, Irregardless.  These are the 
Words I Used.


penned 24 August 2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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A. Sharma Avatar
August 24, 2014 at 11:14 AM
Great one for the contest Seren! Good luck!
Roberts Avatar
August 24, 2014 at 11:23 PM
Thanks Dr Upma, seren
Allison Avatar
August 24, 2014 at 4:20 AM
This made me giggle Seren even though I am not familiar with a lot of the terms LOL:-) good luck with the contest. Hugs jan xxx
Roberts Avatar
August 24, 2014 at 4:37 AM
Was hard to think of a poem using the strange words required. They are parts of two words . Have a go Jan ....Seren
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