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Emoticon Yellows If I were rich, which is a crime I could do anything I wished Claim my rights and entitlements as “affluenza” But I’m an ordinary cyberpunk A regular yellow kind of guy An emoticon with an attitude Manscaping, sliding through life with a close shave Cantankerous and bodacious all the time In chillax style, riding the daily yellow bus Dragging my portmanteaus box inside And my delishful gal with me there Clad in fashionable plarn Irregardless of everything else We rise above the sights and flee Above the ancient vomitocious towns And meld into each other’s grue calm eyes Canoodling all the while Smog passes with the night Snark comments distract us An anacronym word or two slips out But we don’t care We’re off to spend the affluenza check Just to prove we can (PORTMANTEAUS words: “PORTMANTEAUS Box” all contest entry listed words + "canoodling" - hugs and kisses and "cantankerous- old and feisty ) 8/19/14 Portmanteaus Poetry Contest

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Date: 9/5/2014 7:04:00 AM
very poignant write Sir.Trez bien!
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Date: 9/5/2014 8:14:00 AM
Hi Amit, Thank you for your interest. This is not really my style. I did it for the contest and for a new challenge. I appreciate your commenting. Have a great day. Earl
Date: 9/4/2014 6:31:00 AM
Congratulations on this fine write, Earl
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Date: 9/4/2014 6:37:00 AM
Good morning Dr. Mehta, Thank you for commenting. Congratulations are in order for you as well in this linguistic word twisted contest. Good job. Have a great day. Earl
Date: 9/3/2014 11:11:00 PM
Amazing job Earl! Congratulations.
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Date: 9/4/2014 4:52:00 AM
Hi Brenda, Thank you so much. Congratulations to you too. Your creation was unique. You should have ranked higher in my estimation. Great work on your part. Take care. Earl
Date: 9/3/2014 5:30:00 PM
How can anyone read the word canoodling with a straight face?? Loved your poem, and couldn't help smiling all the way through it!! Congrats to you!
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Date: 9/3/2014 8:58:00 PM
Hi Carrie, Thank you so much. I heard a rumor that too much canoodling leads to babies or a rash or something like that.... Congratulations to you too for a spectacular win. Have a pleasant evening. Take care. Earl
Date: 9/3/2014 4:47:00 PM
Congratulations, Earl!
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Date: 9/3/2014 5:01:00 PM
Hi Roy, Thank you for commenting. Congratulations to you too for a superior and deserved win. Earl
Date: 9/3/2014 2:19:00 PM
Congrats on your superb win. Loved always, bl
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Date: 9/3/2014 4:58:00 PM
Hi BL, Thank you so much. Congratulations to you too for your noble win. Have a pleasant evening. Earl
Date: 9/3/2014 12:07:00 PM
Astounding winner..Way to go..Congrats..Sara
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Date: 9/3/2014 1:03:00 PM
Hi Sara. I am appreciative of your support. It was a strange undertaking. I did not employ just a few of the words suggested for this project. I incorporated all of them plus a few of my own odd words to complete it. Thanks again. Have a great day. Take care. Earl

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