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Some Sillies
... Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First one......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
fun,
Form:
Rhyme
A Bunch of Whys
...Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about as much as a truck In the animal kingdom diets are not common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with wings or an ass that si......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
A Bunch of Whys
...Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about as much as a truck In the animal kingdom diets aren't common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with wings or an ass that sin......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
psychological,
Form:
Rhyme
Return of the Sillies
...Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First one, ......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
fun,
Form:
Rhyme
A Bunch of Whys
...A BUNCH OF “WHY'S” Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about the same as a truck In the animal kingdom diets aren't common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with w......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Doggie Thumbs
...Imagine if dogs could converse With humans like “Couldn't feel worse” Need some Kibbles To poop out some missles Wish I had thumbs it's a life-long curse......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
dog,
Form:
Limerick
Eggs Galore
...Chickens poop out eggs like there's no tomorrow Humans gobble em up for brekkie, six a day is their motto Hail to ye old chickens They're on a mission To break the record and the shiny me......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
fun,
Form:
Limerick
Thor Buttocks
...Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks I report the news, some gay, some erogenous In Russia, I've heard Dogs don't poop turds They poop out little kiddies by the bucket......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
fun,
Form:
Limerick
Lucy's Health Advice
...Ethel called up Lucy and didn't think twice, asking her friend Lucy, for health advice, feeling under the weather, and running out of fuel, thats why she depended on Lucy, she'd know just what......
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Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
poop out,
best friend, health, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Ever Seen a Grizzly - Bare
...Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare? And told him to put on some clothes I did that once, but it must have upset him Because he reared back on his toes Well this guy's no freaking big ......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
children, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Just Bruises and Groans
...Wife Cathie scared the poop out of this old guy Went walking to get the mail, down she did slide No broken bones Just bruises and groans Thanks for the help a gentleman passerby © Ja......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
friendship,
Form:
Limerick
Return of the Sillies
...Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First......
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
silly,
Form:
Narrative
Ever Seen a Grizzly Bare
...Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare? And told him to put on some clothes I did that once, but it must have upset him Because he reared back on his toes Well this guy's no freaking big ......
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Siegfried and the Uniq-Horn
...Siegfried and the Uniq-Horn by Loch David Crane, "The Magic Santa Claus" October 10, 2003 This is the story of the Unicorn, of Siegfried and his friend Roy Horn. These immigrants firs......
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Loch David Crane
Categories:
poop out,
animal, dedication, dream, hero,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Glaucoma
...Been diagnosed with start of glaucoma It certainly was to be expected Members of my family have also suffered So why wouldn't I be affected As most families go, so go its members Very few of......
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
poop out,
health,
Form:
Quatrain
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