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Poop Out Poems - Poems about Poop Out

Premium Member Some Sillies
... Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First one......

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Categories: poop out, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Bunch of Whys
...Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about as much as a truck In the animal kingdom diets are not common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with wings or an ass that si......

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Categories: poop out, confusion,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Bunch of Whys
...Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about as much as a truck In the animal kingdom diets aren't common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with wings or an ass that sin......

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Categories: poop out, psychological,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Return of the Sillies
...Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First one, ......

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Categories: poop out, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Bunch of Whys
...A BUNCH OF “WHY'S” Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about the same as a truck In the animal kingdom diets aren't common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with w......

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Categories: poop out, funny,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Doggie Thumbs
...Imagine if dogs could converse With humans like “Couldn't feel worse” Need some Kibbles To poop out some missles Wish I had thumbs it's a life-long curse......

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Categories: poop out, dog,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Eggs Galore
...Chickens poop out eggs like there's no tomorrow Humans gobble em up for brekkie, six a day is their motto Hail to ye old chickens They're on a mission To break the record and the shiny me......

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Categories: poop out, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thor Buttocks
...Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks I report the news, some gay, some erogenous In Russia, I've heard Dogs don't poop turds They poop out little kiddies by the bucket......

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Categories: poop out, fun,
Form: Limerick
Lucy's Health Advice
...Ethel called up Lucy and didn't think twice, asking her friend Lucy, for health advice, feeling under the weather, and running out of fuel, thats why she depended on Lucy, she'd know just what......

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Categories: poop out, best friend, health, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Ever Seen a Grizzly - Bare
...Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare? And told him to put on some clothes I did that once, but it must have upset him Because he reared back on his toes Well this guy's no freaking big ......

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Categories: poop out, children, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Just Bruises and Groans
...Wife Cathie scared the poop out of this old guy Went walking to get the mail, down she did slide No broken bones Just bruises and groans Thanks for the help a gentleman passerby © Ja......

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Categories: poop out, friendship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Return of the Sillies
...Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First......

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Categories: poop out, silly,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Ever Seen a Grizzly Bare
...Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare? And told him to put on some clothes I did that once, but it must have upset him Because he reared back on his toes Well this guy's no freaking big ......

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Categories: poop out, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Siegfried and the Uniq-Horn
...Siegfried and the Uniq-Horn by Loch David Crane, "The Magic Santa Claus" October 10, 2003 This is the story of the Unicorn, of Siegfried and his friend Roy Horn. These immigrants firs......

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Categories: poop out, animal, dedication, dream, hero,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Glaucoma
...Been diagnosed with start of glaucoma It certainly was to be expected Members of my family have also suffered So why wouldn't I be affected As most families go, so go its members Very few of......

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Categories: poop out, health,
Form: Quatrain

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