Poop Out Poems - Poems about Poop Out

Toilet Terror of Torbay - poop poem warning!

A student who hailed from Bombay
Eats curry for breakfast each day
On pakora he’d munch
As a snack or for lunch
The toilet is where he must stay

He suffers from dire 'Dheli belly'
Shared bathroom got terribly smelly
So he leased a commode
Where he’ll unleash his load
No studies, he poops watching telly!

His flatmate said, “Listen up Josh”
Your ling’ring stench means

The Bee and Fly

Oh to live life busy as a bee 
Admiring flowers making honey
Then the fly comes along
Says the bee got it wrong
A pile of poop is the place to be

I once saw Cupid poop

I once saw Cupid poop behind a tree in a field.
And, boy, was I surprised by the amount of his yield.
And when he was done,
I saw him strapped his quiver of arrows back on
and fly off to make another two one.

Candy Crushed - poop humour warning!

Though craving their sweet choc chip pieces
I’m boycotting candy by Meeses
I loathe, nay abhor
This global trade war
Trump's tariffs – what a crock of faeces!

The 'Queen of Poop' returns!

“Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs -
She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs
“You won’t use a cook book
When it’s your turn to cook
It’s always baked beans with fried eggs!”

Stop Poking My Chicken Poop

I have a rifle,
you have a double-barreled shotgun -
you're just old fashioned that way.

The cat, the black and white cat,
is watching everything from the barn.

I am just letting you know
that we don't have to fight it out like this,
even though your fence-line
is clearly 2 inches over my spread!

The cat is considering moving to town.

Why don't

Absolute proof that I am the queen of poop

I often voice record poems when I’m defecating on the toilet –

I wonder, could this be considered as poetry dumping…

just askin for a friend lol

NB As the Queen of Poop I will NEVER be 'de turd' from posting my poems on what is a poetry site

God KNOWS - I'm a poop poet!

Defecation, constipation, urination... it's toilet humour!

At least I'm just a crap poet ...  sadly some folk are just full of it

God MUST have a sense of humour - because he created me and YOU!

How To Poop On Your Own Poem

Touching on the silver glow.
When you touch it,
You'll know it.
It's designed to keep
You running back.
This Spiritual snack.
Keeping you open for attack,
As you sink back into the
World, askew and absconded,
Trying to conjure
Between worried wait:
The Science of the mind
And the love we thought we'd find.

Point me towards the house I will live in.
Let me punch in the

THE QUEEN OF POOP FIGHTS BACK!

Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style
I’ve taken a break for a while
But I won't be deterred
From writing about turd
And subjects some others deem vile

I’m producing book number two
It contains some poems on poo
Foul flatus departing
Old codgers rank farting
And my pet hate vile doggy doo!

The Great Poop

Sting of the first stink is like an essence that brings their souls to addiction 

January 9, 2024, PST, BC

Qop Strikes Again With Another Poop Poem - For Deb M

A student at Turdbois Uni
Is studying Scatology
Sue must write a thesis
On impacted faeces
She admits it’s a crap degree!

Chocks Away - Poop Poem Warning

My turds float like choc’late marshamallows
Just lurking about in the shallows
I guess that my butt
Is truly kaput
So doctor suggests bitter aloes

I questioned such treatment regime
Doc said it may keep my butt clean
Aloe on my finger
Won’t cause me to linger
And floaters will look like whipped cream

Doc chuckled and said “Listen here
Your floaters are nothing to fear”
Poop

Night Terriers

Once I had a big fright,
It was dark, it was cold, was the middle of the night
Not so bright.

Fur on hand,
Such pungent air I cannot stand,
It’s planned?

Oh look.
Dog had a spook,
Poop.

Once I had a big fright,
It was dark, it was cold, was the middle of the night
Not so bright.

Poop of Gold

Your simple tales are always told 
Like you have a poop of gold 
Obsessed eyes watch you everyday 
They don't even have a holiday 

For, to them, you're a celebrity 
Just a glance of you gives them ecstasy 
Your fame gives them living 
Like without you, they have nothing 

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