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Beary Tales Episodes 15-24, More Poet's NotesNote to Readers of Previous Versions:
There are so many new vignettes scattered throughout the poem that I hope you will reread the whole thing! There are many new GEMS, improvements to previous verses and improved...
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Categories:
poop out, adventure, beauty, friendship, innocence, love, mentor,
Form:
Quatrain
MemorabiliaMy wife and I met more than a few of this type of “shifty wheeler-dealer” during our many years dealing in antiques and collectibles.
...
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Categories:
poop out, sports,
Form:
Narrative
Why I Don'T Trust Psychics - 2nd ThirdNOTE: This is the 2nd THIRD of a funny 3-part piece. No other way to post it due to file size limitations. It's a really fun poem, and I hope you'll take the time...
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Categories:
poop out, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Canto Xxi Hell TranslationSo bridge to bridge, of other things speaking
Of which my comedy does not take care,
We walked; and reached the top, when seeking
For watching the next slit, then we stopped there
Malebolge to see and crying vain;
And...
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Categories:
poop out, fantasy,
Form:
Terza Rima
Why I Don'T Trust Psychics - 1st ThirdHere's the scoop, friends...
This is, as indicated, the 1st THIRD of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd and 3rd parts had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No...
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Categories:
poop out, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Selected Lyrics From the Imaginary Invalid After graduating from UF, in the early '80s I wrote the book, lyrics and score for a musical adaptation of Moliere's farce Le Malade Imaginaire ("The Imaginary Invalid") and have decided to post five...
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Categories:
poop out, funny, humorous, parody, satire,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
A Free-Verse EpicThus it begins—
A free-verse epic
Into the mind of
A writer and an idiot—
A romantic and,
Often a pessimist
Conjoined in arbitrary glory
Are the thoughts and words
Of one overly-worked mind—
Charismatic and, of course,
On the pushover, pitiful
And usually...
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Categories:
poop out, beautiful, confidence, conflict, courage, deep, freedom, love,
Form:
Free verse
Gossip On the Bus‘Bout 8:15 this morning, on the bus that I was riding, I overheard a woman tell some gal it seemed she knew,
Her pastor - reverend Bishop - and a “tacky looking woman” we’re spotted leaving...
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Categories:
poop out, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Revolutionary PlutocracyThose who get,
get more.
Those who want,
want more.
Evolution is not survival of the fittest species,
but thrival of the greatest fit with least endosymbiotic change required
within,
whether we speak of polycultural enrichment
or meta-paradigmatic revolutions in understanding multicultural enrichment.
Evolution...
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Categories:
poop out, health, love, political, science, wisdom, integrity,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Is Joss Whedon 'I Am' - Christ ReincarnateIs Joss Whedon ‘I AM?’ (1) Christ Reincarnate?
I Think That That’s Doubtful!
More than Trump ‘IS’ (1) (by...
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Categories:
poop out, america, graduation, high school, humor, life, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New AdditionsIf you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.
Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your...
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Categories:
poop out, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Prurient InterestsLast evening I noticed another disconcerting Trump headline.
This felt and smelled more like a deadline
for disintegration
than a lifeline,
a bootstrap, if you will,
toward integrity of health and regenerative safety,
which I thought was front and center
in our...
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Categories:
poop out, culture, drug, fear, health, humor, political, prejudice,
Form:
Political Verse
Everyone PoopsI am playing with my dollies
And my princess pram all pink
I'm nearly 5
A big girl now
No more nappies
Or plastic pants
I think
I outgrew the potty
When I was only three
My mum says it's because I am brave
Now...
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Categories:
poop out, body, humor, humorous, wedding, mum, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross FableTwice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable
which poetic product best be affixed
with hashtag STINKY label.
As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad to boot,
I discovered common combustible materials
found in the bathroom.
At opportune...
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Categories:
poop out, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, blessing, father,
Form:
Rhyme
The Moral Mortgage of Mice and MenThe moral mortgage of mice and men
Yours truly quite astute,
especially regarding cute
little field mice, also known
as meadow voles,
which imprecation one doth emote,
when aforementioned animal burrows inside
leaving pellet size poop in their wake
suddenly presenting...
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Categories:
poop out, adventure, animal, appreciation, august, bible, cat, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
Good JourneysI have heard many moms repeat
"You never stop being a parent."
Sadly, I don't see or hear that quite so much from the dads,
although I know of remarkably nurturing exceptions.
I thought of this as my impossibly...
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Categories:
poop out, age, career, happiness, love, parents, racism,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest AdditionsLimricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed your own butt
It stinks so keep it shut
Pessimism must...
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Categories:
poop out, humor,
Form:
Limerick
ObeseNow, I am not a huge man
I'm not large by any means
In fact it is surprising
I still wear normal jeans
My pants don't have elastics
I still use normal towels
But, my BMI stats tell me
I'm a word...
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Categories:
poop out, age, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Tom and Terry - At Milton Creek[My recent poem ‘The Dimly Lit House’ received a
Comment from Charles Messina that it could be a Tom and
Jerry episode… what can I say? Something went ‘Ping!’]
...
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Categories:
poop out, cat, western,
Form:
Rhyme
Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a CollaborationFolk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal
Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend...
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Categories:
poop out, humorous, senses, wind,
Form:
Limerick
That Nasty Lactose - Forgive Me - This One's Just Too Hilarious Not To PostThis embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more than once...PLEASE, no hate mail! PS: "Bonnie" is...
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Categories:
poop out, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Itsy Bitsy the Tiny PixyItsy Bitsy the tiny pixy always wore a frown
for the other pixys treated him like a clown
The other pixy boys did not want Itsy Bitsy around
Itsy Bitsy flew too slow with small wings that were...
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Categories:
poop out, children, fairy, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bird FeederSometimes,
not often enough,
I stop my morning routine
to watch the feeding drama breathe feathered flurries in and out,
on,
and under,
my side-yard bird feeder
Outside my kitchen windows
over this morning's sudsy sink,
looking across a twinkling white field
of early...
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Categories:
poop out, bird, community, earth, humanity, humor, nature, peace,
Form:
Political Verse
Dogs and DiscourseMy metaphor came to me this morning , used his tail to smash my face thrice to tell me that it's 8:30 nd I can't avoid my class , to tell me it's 8:30 nd...
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Categories:
poop out, dog, love,
Form:
Blank verse
Mother Goose Would Find Her Tail Feathers RuffledMother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled
Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,
whilst cowards jumped
over moo ving little
pair of mismatched muggles,
who both walked...
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Categories:
poop out, abuse, allusion, anger, animal, baby, bird, fun,
Form:
Rhyme