Best Poop Out Poems

Put your hands up those who want more sillies

Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty

Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle

Be assured, more's coming up shortly

First one, how does one make holy water?

That's easy, you boil the hell out of it

That's really...

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Siegfried and the Uniq-Horn
by Loch David Crane, "The Magic Santa Claus" 
October 10, 2003       

This is the story of the Unicorn,	
of Siegfried and his friend Roy Horn.
These immigrants first met on a cruise ship 
and formed the bond of...

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THE POOP OF LIFE

The poop word is a replacement
For the other four letter word
You know the one that means poop
The one you have most likely heard

There is a lot of poop in our life
That is really like our body poop
Both are really a necessity for...

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Wife Cathie scared the poop out of this old guy
Went walking to get the mail, down she did slide
No broken bones
Just bruises and groans
Thanks for the help a gentleman passerby


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare?
And told him to put on some clothes
I did that once, but it must have upset him
Because he reared back on his toes

Well this guy's no freaking big hero
So I started to take off like a shot
But before I...

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Been diagnosed with start of glaucoma
It certainly was to be expected
Members of my family have also suffered
So why wouldn't I be affected

As most families go, so go its members
Very few of us miss this inheritance
Scads of money would be much more welcome
But we're all a...

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Ethel called up Lucy
and didn't think twice,
asking her friend Lucy,
for health advice,
feeling under the weather,
and running out of fuel,
thats why she depended on Lucy,
she'd know just what to do,
so Lucy mentioned to Ethel
her own new health regimen,
which she started today
taking 2 tablespoons after
every meal of...

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Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks
I report the news, some gay, some erogenous
In Russia, I've heard
Dogs don't poop turds
They poop out little kiddies by the bucket...

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Could you tell me why most hippopotami
Weigh about the same as a truck
In the animal kingdom diets aren't common
So they're really poop out of luck

A donkey with wings or an ass that sings
Quite an image I have in my mind 
Some like listening to a...

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A BUNCH OF “WHY'S”

Could you tell me why most hippopotami
Weigh about the same as a truck
In the animal kingdom diets aren't common
So they're really poop out of luck

A donkey with wings or an ass that sings
Quite an image I have in my mind 
Some like...

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Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare?
And told him to put on some clothes
I did that once, but it must have upset him
Because he reared back on his toes

Well this guy's no freaking big hero
So I started to take off like a shot
But before I...

Continue reading...

Put your hands up those who want more sillies
Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty
Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle
Be assured, more's coming up shortly

First one, how does one make holy water?
That's easy, you boil the hell out of it
That's really...

Continue reading...

Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare?
And told him to put on some clothes
I did that once, but it must have upset him
Because he reared back on his toes

Well this guy's no freaking big hero
So I started to take off like a shot
But before I...

Continue reading...

Could you tell me why most hippopotami
Weigh about as much as a truck
In the animal kingdom diets are not common
So they're really poop out of luck

A donkey with wings or an ass that sings
Quite an image I have in my mind 
Some like listening to...

Continue reading...

Put your hands up those who want more sillies
Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty
Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle
Be assured, more's coming up shortly

First one, how does one make holy water?
That's easy, you boil the hell out of it
That's really...

Continue reading...