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Best Poop Out Poems

Below are the all-time best Poop Out poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of poop out poems written by PoetrySoup members

Chocks Away - Poop Poem Warning

My turds float like choc’late marshamallows
Just lurking about in the shallows
I guess that my butt
Is truly kaput
So doctor suggests bitter aloes

I questioned such treatment regime
Doc...

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Categories: poop out, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick

I Admit I Write Poop Poetry

A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay 
Of critics, I don’t give...

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Categories: poop out, anti bullying, poetry,
Form: Limerick

THE QUEEN OF POOP FIGHTS BACK!


Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style
I’ve taken a break for a while
But I won't be deterred
From writing about turd
And subjects some others deem vile

I’m...

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Categories: poop out, anti bullying, how i
Form: Limerick

The Queen of Poop On Poetry Soup

I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down  
Be assured...

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Categories: poop out, friendship, humorous, me, poetry,
Form: Limerick

On Viagra and Poop- Jan Allison

Rhymes of Viagra and Poop
Our Jan will serve the real scoop
If fun is your thing
She knows what to bring
Your lips will smile and not droop

She...

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Categories: poop out, for her, friend, tribute,
Form: Limerick

Soup Poop

A poet posted a verse on Soup
Receiving praise from those in the loop
But Vegemite spread
To Cunningham's dread
So Jan reported the latest poop...

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Categories: poop out, humor,
Form: Limerick

Kitten In the Barn

It’s always a good practice when living on a farm,
To have a family of cats living in the barn
They always keep the rats and mice...

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Categories: poop out, cat, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Nuts In the Soup

"Nuts are in the soup!" 
That's what I've heard: not so absurd
Some add a pinch of spice now and then,
from wit and the sharpened nib...

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Categories: poop out, introspection,
Form: Rhyme

She's Abusive and That's Conclusive

There was a fussy bovine named Flossy
who was snooty and always so bossy
her udders would droop
when she took a poop
She bellowed until her eyes got...

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Categories: poop out, introspection,
Form: Limerick

Feast of the Beast: Jan Allison and Lin Lane

The mean old housecat has bulgy eyes
when she looks at us in our fish bowl
Oh, how much we've come to despise
that big mouth of hers,...

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Categories: poop out, cat, fish,
Form: Rhyme

Breaking Fart News

BREAKING NEWS

We have breaking news right here on the soup!
You can travel back in time if you write about poop.
Back to sixth grade is where...

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Categories: poop out, humor,
Form: Rhyme

JAN'S FANS

Alas ‘tis the fate of plucky Jan
To write her poetry while on the can
Her pen’s been known to scoop
A sprinkling of poop
And gleefully to let...

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Categories: poop out, fun,
Form: Limerick

Just For Giggles

For those who don't read blogs or know of Jan's successful first book, I've written a limerick for her and included it in my comment...

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Categories: poop out, friendship,
Form: Limerick

I Am a Gerber Baby

I am a super duper Gerber Baby
all I love to do is wee- wee
winning all the attention of my mommy
so that all day long, she’ll...

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Categories: poop out, baby, caregiving, child, childhood,
Form: Rhyme

Jan and the Sheriff - Collaboration

The new sheriff of Poetry Soup
 Rode into town on a horse named Snoop
 Jan was on his wanted list
 And the gang she did...

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Categories: poop out, fun, poetry,
Form: Limerick