Short Poop Out Poems

Short Poop Out Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Poop Out by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Poop Out by length and keyword.


Premium Member Doggie Thumbs

Imagine if dogs could converse With humans like “Couldn't feel worse” Need some Kibbles To poop out some missles Wish I had thumbs it's a life-long curse
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Thor Buttocks

Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks I report the news, some gay, some erogenous In Russia, I've heard Dogs don't poop turds They poop out little kiddies by the bucket
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Just Bruises and Groans

Wife Cathie scared the poop out of this old guy Went walking to get the mail, down she did slide No broken bones Just bruises and groans Thanks for the help a gentleman passerby © Jack Ellison 2015
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Eggs Galore

Chickens poop out eggs like there's no tomorrow Humans gobble em up for brekkie, six a day is their motto Hail to ye old chickens They're on a mission To break the record and the shiny medal that follows
Form: Limerick

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