Short Poop Out Poems
Short Poop Out Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Poop Out by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Poop Out by length and keyword.
Doggie Thumbs
Imagine if dogs could converse
With humans like “Couldn't feel worse”
Need some Kibbles
To poop out some missles
Wish I had thumbs it's a life-long curse...
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Categories:
poop out, dog,
Form:
Limerick
Thor Buttocks
Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks
I report the news, some gay, some erogenous
In Russia, I've heard
Dogs don't poop turds
They poop out little kiddies by the bucket...
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Categories:
poop out, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Just Bruises and Groans
Wife Cathie scared the poop out of this old guy
Went walking to get the mail, down she did slide
No broken bones
Just bruises and groans
Thanks for the help a gentleman passerby
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
poop out, friendship,
Form:
Limerick
Eggs Galore
Chickens poop out eggs like there's no tomorrow
Humans gobble em up for brekkie, six a day is their motto
Hail to ye old chickens
They're on a mission
To break the record and the shiny medal that follows...
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Categories:
poop out, fun,
Form:
Limerick