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The Doberman Pinscher

...A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a hickey...

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...The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver a pizza instead
 
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...The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a hickey

The English...

Finger-Wagger

...My Doberman Pinscher won best of show
and was strutting around like a peacock.
One judge was none too pleased and let me know,
while scrutinizing my dog like a hawk.

She was a sarcastic...

Dog Bark

...I remember walking 
Through a dark alley
Eons ago. All I could hear
Was chirping crickets
About halfway, my whole body  
Violently jerked by...
Loud, furious barking....
I never saw coming!
U...

Ode To a Whiny Doberman

...Oh, you funny doggie, with that brown face I adore,
why are you now making that sound that I can't ignore?
Are you lonely? Are you sad? Are your paw paws feeling sore?
No dog whisperer am I, so so...

Oh Charlie, That Spoiled Doberman

...Charley was being obnoxious so I took away his hedgehog,
it’s such a small toy anyways for a big Doberman dog.
A spoiled rotten boy who whined for an hour or so
hoping to get his way and t...

The Whining Doberman

...The Whining Doberman


Hey, what you doing looking just at me!
     You see I'm begging you to play?
Look here, my toys are waiting just for us...
     please throw one, let's have fun today!
...

King Doberman

...I am king Doberman of my home
I stand guard when I am all alone
I love my master, he’s the man
But I am top dog, king of my land
He feeds me kibble and takes me out
He says do my business, often...

Brown the Doberman

...Laid down dog frown
Bedded Brown the doberman
Sitting on the bed
Growing mad
Barking, talking snorting
Bowing his head
Snarling, barking, grawing
What's wrong with him
Mouth wide open
Poutin...

Dippy Doberman

...My Doberman puppy's in trouble
He cocked his leg against our kitchen table
And I’d only just taken him for walkies
where he just sniffed at that manky mutt Mable

I’d let my Chester ...

Doberman Pinscher

...Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you -
You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through.
So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end -
This language barrier needs ...

Dobermans' Can Write - Can'T Talk

..."What we've got here is a very serious language barrier, not mine!
Let me introduce myself, I'm Tricky, a Doberman Pinscher and a thoroughbred.
My Dad Mick, clever, thinks he can talk to hi...

The Defiant Miniature Pinscher Puppy

...It feels as though I have sing all the songs
It feels as though I have  correct all my wrongs
It feels as though I have read all the books
It feels as though I have something delicious to cook
It...

The Dogs We Called Family

...The Dogs we called Family

Tara came first and then there was Ben,
When both of them died we said never again.
Then Sam the runner, got killed in the street,
Prince came and went quick, we didn'...

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