Pimply Poems - Poems about Pimply

Sleeping Plastic

...Looking back, it seems I've made a giant plastic nest.
Plastic cars -plastic totes- plastic toys
plastic guns- plastic utensils-plastic boats
plastic bags- plastic easter eggs-plastic remotes.
Pl...

seventy three

...prickly and simply
wrinkly and pimply
old aged and one paged
ungauged and enraged
wildly carefree
honest living at seventy-three...

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child

...Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...
courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight 
while he took tea and crumpets within mistress...

Witch Wilma is Thwarted by a Wiley Wizard

...Witch Wilma’s accurate abracadabras no longer work
Wiley wizard had jinxed her, that mean little jerk!
She had to give up favorite kinds of bewitching
Which made her pimply purple nose go wild wit...

The Dark Side of Liberty

...Dark denizens of the night
    gathering in ill-lit backrooms
      haunts of the night
 
  They tease each other with
    rouged cheeks, their mascara
      their pimply breasts, shaved legs
...

The Green Faced Lady

...Green faced lady who owns a sweet calf
You are truly frightening my other half.
Your elongated face is much like a giraffe.
And we are both terrified of your laugh.

Green faced lady, you look l...

Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress's Boudoir

...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef, 
Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, 
Russian dressing between s...

Juvenile Footles

...Baby Rick Gets Into Honey

Sticky
Ricky

Happy Home Boy

Gladdie
Laddie

Pizza Face

Simply
Pimply

Seasonal Track Star

Winter
Sprinter

What Jiminy Got For Speeding

Cricket
...

My Fake Memories With Spite

...As if I wasn't the best that emerged in those dry lands that begged for rain but received only  filthy blood...

I was a foreigner in my town and later in my own mind, dodging the obtuse company...

Horseshoes and Matches

...-you should fear the fourth of November
because your old butt is sitting on a powder keg
after a summer of disease and restriction
after a summer boiling over with George
the young are holding th...

Fourteen

...Fourteen



At fourteen,
Lost in the woods
Squatting to pee, it
Runs down my leg
    hot and itchy

No one knows where I 
   am, or was
My face splotched
   and pimply
Always embarrasse...

Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress Iz Boudoir Post Two

...who left trail of heartbroken sage woman
commander in chief deliberately stoked,
née sparked long
simmering smoldering, and stewing
long festering white supremacist altercation
fiendishly igniti...

Second Shingles Shot Successful

...Second shingles shot successful... 
slight prick, but otherwise... positive pitch
re: without a hitch
the first innoculation approximately 
five months prior also nary glitch.

Preemptive needl...

Presumed Missing Feared Dead

...Andy was a pretty young girl,
Flirty, fun, always busy, in a whirl,
She was popular at school,
Was intelligent, nobody’s fool
She never was short of a date,
But this would become her fate!
Ther...

Polka Dots On Faces

...While all the ribald pranks bubble,
made-up faces grin across conference halls--
botox-filled, pimply holes  smoothly done
where bag of word- tricks  fumble: and allies
looking like nitwi...

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