Phew Poems - Poems about Phew

BAR so near, ajar, in sight TAR sky beckons me tonight CAR has broken tail light SCAR heart beats right STAR unblinking bright SOAR spirit, soul’s delight SOAK I, in joy, it’s alright...

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There is a loo in south Baku Where local dogs wait in a queue They all go Dutch Yet drink too much They can’t resist a homemade brew. ---------------------------------------- ...

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There is in the house a hullabaloo Furore, a fuss, commotion, ado The in-laws will soon Return from the moon Be staying with us, a month, maybe two! Short notice, their note arrived in the mail A bolt from the blue, a cause for travail. Do not get me wrong We all get along But we’re in a fix; the house is for sale!...

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Dawn phoned to ask me, If I should like to write, A poem for the Companion Club, And I said, alright She wanted me to call the poem Summertime, As it was the Summer season. Little did she know, I hate the Summer. I am a Pom, so maybe that's the reason. Summer in England is colder than in Oz. Don't blink, or you...

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stifling hot can’t breath pray for storm to clear the air thunder ~ are you there Written 14th August 2020 after another hot and humid night as I am unable to sleep...

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Tinsel and sparkling green pine tree Glittering and glowing faces Handmade items hanging Lights blinking green and red Decorations and mistletoe kissing Snowman's built with sleds sliding Hot coco by the fire with homemade bread Turkey cooking with aroma of delight Carolers cheerfully singing a Christmas tune Small eyes light up with dreams of toys Dancing though their heads, wondering Children tucked in beds with...

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There was a bishop whose sermons were boring Seven hours long made members begin snoring. The bishop took offense But he had no defense. Busted bladders had warped all the flooring....

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bad halitosis he should visit the dentist I dream of fresh air 24th December 2105...

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Phew!! No More, No More! That internet really works hard for me, Broadband almost collides with a star, Races, whirs and displaces latency, Drives fast as a speedy, sly race car. Whenever I want information specific, About something eccentric or opaque, I get out those long sentences horrific, For google, to disperse the mystique. I...

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A smell permeates through the house I’m convinced it must be house mouse I hunt high and then I hunt low But the source of the smell it won’t show I get down on my hands and my knees The dirt and the dust make me sneeze The pungent smell makes me feel sick Burn scented candles right down to the wick Now...

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Over the years I've spent many hours And a lot of money On trying to master The ancient art of kung fu Just like other students do. Then one night on TV An advert saying Master the art of kung fu In half an hour For free!. So I put on my king fu suit And travelled to the place And suddenly a very old Chinese...

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Today I've been teasing a lady driver and I hang my head in shame but there was no need for the swearing and I bear my fathers name. I only put my hand up As she was trying to reverse I asked. Would you like me to park it for you Well you should have heard her curse. Reversing for ladies is stunt...

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The wind rushing past me The sun above The ground below Will i fall Or will i float? My heart beating fast Adrenaline pumping Head in full confuse Will i fall Or will i float? The ground is so close now Its going to hurt I could feel the pain right now I might not survive I'm Falling Definitely not floating! But then a soft landing Was it only a...

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