Phew
Today I've been teasing a lady driver
and I hang my head in shame
but there was no need for the swearing
and I bear my fathers name.
I only put my hand up
As she was trying to reverse
I asked. Would you like me to park it for you
Well you should have heard her curse.
Reversing for ladies is stunt driving
That statement drove her mad
She actually accused me
Of never having had a dad.
She told me to go away
Or words to that effect
When a gentleman is offering help
Is this what he should expect?
I really tried to stem the giggle
When she stalled the car
I can't believe she wanted to kick me
Right where my valuables are.
After threatening to kill me
She saw the twinkle in my eye
She laughed as she realised I was playing
Phew , I'm one very lucky guy.
LOL
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