Phew

Today I've been teasing a lady driver
and I hang my head in shame
but there was no need for the swearing
and I bear my fathers name.

I only put my hand up
As she was trying to reverse
I asked. Would you like me to park it for you
Well you should have heard her curse.

Reversing for ladies is stunt driving
That statement drove her mad
She actually accused me
Of never having had a dad.

She told me to go away
Or words to that effect
When a gentleman is offering help
Is this what he should expect?

I really tried to stem the giggle
When she stalled the car
I can't believe she wanted to kick me
Right where my valuables are.

After threatening to kill me
She saw the twinkle in my eye
She laughed as she realised I was playing
Phew , I'm one very lucky guy.
LOL

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Date: 2/12/2014 2:08:00 AM
LOL...DW, you should know better!...Hahahaha, especially when "The Jewels" are at risk!-Hahahahaha...Whimsical Write!...enjoyed it much//Sinclair-obtw, your are 5, and I am 4-"Get off'a my a**!-LOL...just kidding...smile.
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/12/2014 3:46:00 AM
Thank you Robert . To be honest , The lady in question is the manageress in a local supermarket , I have seen her bullying her staff, That was the reason I decided to wind her up.
Date: 2/11/2014 10:27:00 PM
geeez Louise, What a big tease!!!! makes me wonder what inspired this one!!! I can't imagine you seriously doing this. or did you???
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/12/2014 3:41:00 AM
I have read your poetry Andrea and I know you have a better imagination than that. So did I ?
Date: 2/11/2014 2:44:00 PM
haha...This is awesome !!!!!
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/12/2014 3:38:00 AM
Thanks Tim I don't suffer from road rage , Up to now I've been able to use humour to defuse a situation , I'm a big lad and I do work out 3 days every week but I'm not a fighter. So humour is my defence.
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