Paleontologist Poems - Poems about Paleontologist

Simulated Evolution

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As a paleontologist my research has supported the idea that the primary
cause of dinosaur extinction had been the massive impact of at least 10 km
diameter asteroid in the Yucatan Peninsula, cr...

Critterature: A Lesson From The Dinosaur

...Dinosaurs once ruled the earth
And their bones are found all over.
They're in the ground
Just waiting around
For some paleontologist to discover.
There were thin ones, and tall ones,
And fat on...

I want to be a scientist

...I shall be a scientist, the six-year-old said.
A paleontologist? asked his uncle Ned
a meteorologist? suggested his grandpa Ed
A chemist? An astronomer? what is in your head?
I want to do experim...

I said Horse

...Some said it was a monster, a strange creature
Something prehistoric, something unnamed now
I said “horse” every time I saw it
For it rushed like a horse with her mane flying

They brought in ex...

FANTASTIC BEASTS - Dinosaurs - Collab with Tom Woody, spoken by Sam Scott and Sara A

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A big shoutout and thank you to Tom Woody for being an amazing collaborator on this epic project. Also, a huge thank you to Sam Scott and Sara A for your stellar narration that truly brought ...

Angry Flying Reptile

...A paleontologist, I specialized on the fauna
that flourished in the Jurassic era.
So, when I got an invitation to speak
in an international seminar last summer,
on the habitat and extinction of d...

So Many Ologists What To Choose

...Carol Ellen’s love of granite will turn her into a fulfilled geologist.
Tim’s fascination with stem cells will help him be a fantastic biologist.
Me, myself, I want to a tri-scientist. Maybe paleon...

What My Great Dane Digs Up He Digs Up

...Paleontologist Steve called in another expert.
Where did you find this? The second scientist asked me.
My heart was beating furiously. 
Back yard I told him.

How far down?
Of course I cannot b...

Epigrams

...OBITUARY NOTICE - FISHERMAN PETER HOOK

Life was too much to tackle


OBITUARY NOTICE - PALEONTOLOGIST GEORGE FOOT

His death revealed many skeletons in the cupboard


OBITUARY NOTICE - BOB...

Epigram

...Obituary - Paleontologist George Harris 

His death revealed many skeletons in the cupboard...

Lets Be a Palentologist

...Paleontologists have the very best pants, and the best careers to boot.
They get to travel, and dig, and so many tombs they get to loot!

They get to find fossils – body, trace, and footprints, te...

A Study At Dawn

...Skylights warn and warm where acorns drip. The slight angle of acidity in the air can be measured accurately with a ruler or the nib of a ball point pen. Ball point pens are not really balls or point...

Dill

...Oesophagus is an appetite yet is it appropriate? Well in some cases it is merely only a handful of peanuts that shroud an already crowded melon. But what of force in a nation of static? Oh no. Appare...

Pale Paleontologist Playing Piccolos

...A pea in a blanket.  help assistance is required for the gnome was drawing near to the fire but was blocked by a rat who has morphed into a bee. Worker bee. Good. Fantastic. And now the baboon ensure...

Sillies Galore

...Why does our nose smell and our feet run?

Methinks the answer could be kinky

If Mother Nature chose the other way round

It sure would be messy and stinky

Here's something you shou...

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