Sillies Galore

Why does our nose smell and our feet run? Methinks the answer could be kinky If Mother Nature chose the other way round It sure would be messy and stinky Here's something you should never ever do Don't make fun of a paleontologist Bet you're wondering why, you bright people Coz surely you'll get Jurasskicked What did the banana say to the doctor? “I'm not peeling well today” Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Apparently he pasta way! Two drunks in a bar, one says to the other “Isn't that Hortense over there?” The other says she looks pretty calm to me Saw her knickers, try not to stare When a midget fortune teller escapes from jail It's called a small medium at large Was laughing so hard, nearly soiled my knickers That surely gave me a good charge The difference between pea soup and roast beef Obviously you can't pee soup But roasting beef is really quite common Now hang in there until the next group © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 2/19/2015 9:00:00 AM
Yes ! Keep them coming Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/19/2015 3:24:00 PM
Got a million of 'em! LOL Keep giggling... loving hugs, Jack xx
Date: 2/14/2015 1:51:00 PM
You crafted a great and humorous piece my friend. Sharing the joy of laughter is a noble act my friend. I enjoyed this great light poetry today. Tis very clever writing that gives to the reader..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/14/2015 2:08:00 PM
Happy to hear you enjoyed my silliness, Robert! Have a great weekend!
Date: 2/14/2015 12:12:00 PM
it's great to start the day with a bit of humor.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/14/2015 1:44:00 PM
Glad to provide the guffaws, Mr. West Coast Man!!!
Date: 2/14/2015 11:05:00 AM
'I am not peeling well today'.. Lol, good one Jack... wish you a great weekend... lov,nad!
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Date: 2/14/2015 11:19:00 AM
You devil... you tricked me with your new name! But you're still my sweet Nadiya I see! Great weekend to you too, my dear... huggsies, Jacko xxx
Date: 2/14/2015 9:29:00 AM
Groan... But darn those are good! What do you call a Dragon before breakfast... Nothing he's already there...What do you call him after 2nd breakfast... A poopy head because he dumping a load on my pretty Valentine roses... Fortunately my Hubby got painted wooden ones for my garden so I can use the green garden hose to keep them minty fresh! Silly Dragon!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/14/2015 11:20:00 AM
Everyone seems to enjoy my sillies so more to come... so watch for 'em! xoxoxox
Date: 2/14/2015 7:37:00 AM
Yes we'll hang in here until the next group:-)
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Date: 2/14/2015 7:43:00 AM
LOL Almost there! Glad you like these silliness, my friend!
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