So Many Ologists What To Choose

Carol Ellen’s love of granite will turn her into a fulfilled geologist. Tim’s fascination with stem cells will help him be a fantastic biologist. Me, myself, I want to a tri-scientist. Maybe paleontologist. If not that, there is my secretive dream of being a micro-biologist. My neighbor’s cousin is a boring, bored, cardiologist. His former dream was to be an Egyptian anthropologist. I’ve invented a new career, a Sabertoothologist Which sounds almost as terrific as a ColdDuluthologist. Both are my self-made ideas, as I am a well-known ideologist. My outrageously lovely fall back plan is snappily dressed zoologist Except the Latin might kill me, forcing me to become an astrologist. If I want to begin soon, I had best get out some books and blow off the dust.