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The drone of birds in war offensive
hear the drone of war
pity the birds, amassing
way out there someplace,
they'll be back in droves to drone
the piteous drum of war
Categories:
offensive, bird, war,
Form: Tanka
Israel has every right to defend itself
wily American ‘liberals’ say
If they said the same thing about Poland
How do they think that would play?
Categories:
offensive, international, irony, jewish, military,
Form: Rhyme
A ditty to my titty
There you are upon my chest
You used to be the boob I loved best
But now all you do is cause me grief
I just need a moments relief
But you would rather swell and cause me pain
Make my skin itch again and again
This journey so far , has been too long
I’m starting to think we don’t belong
To add insult to injury there’s a wound that won’t heal
I’m forced to wear dressings-I’m sick of this deal!
This wound has ruined nearly all of my bras
I think this issue has gone too far!!
Now my skin is attacking me
Itch itch scratch scratch
please just let me be!!
So here it is- a ditty to my titty
I beg you please- stop being so ty
Categories:
offensive, health,
Form: Rhyme
Joe B. warns Bibi
Israel needs to be disarming
not one Palestinian to be harming ~
Bibi finds Joe B. less than charming
Categories:
offensive, international, leadership, war, word
Form: Rhyme
Why are we seeing isis flags? that waved before above
Those who were to be be-headed !!
Why does the government not put such horror to bed?
Where is the right to live in peace?
A Britian integral, where all should live with all surceace
Wholly free' no iron fist; no foreign law.'
The senses of the people, I feel are raw' false politicans
You'll be 'dissallowed' denied position.'
I hear the vows, it will take millions, maybe they are ready?
A phobia against treason, is now to the fore '
Level headed people, seem primed; aware, intent and sore.'
Categories:
offensive, allegory, appreciation, character, education,
Form: Rhyme
Your mother must be ohh so proud
of you
Of all the complex things and thoughts
you have to say
Choose to write down and post
Oh how I bet she must share them
with all the other countless mother
stork's
Have them printed and placed above
her fireplace in gothic crucifix frames
Just incase the devil pop's in for
afternoon tea and a good old catch
up and chinwag
Again just to see how his number 1
little so and so is doing
In regards to how it's going stirring
the pot and raising temperature's up
He's even brought a few golden stars
just for you
If you have been a very , very bad boy
and your numbers are up
And if they aren't I have even brought a
list of suggestions of other stupid
offensive things
That should work as well
Categories:
offensive, slam,
Form: Free verse
I heard a rumor
Nancy Pelosi has a tumor
~ Where is your sense of humor
Categories:
offensive, humor, satire,
Form: Monorhyme
Offensive is a common word,
And used a little much.
Some will use it for a crutch,
For every little thing they heard,
And then speak out as such.
Everything’s offensive.
It really just depends,
On who it least offends,
if it’s that extensive,
And how the statement ends.
Say perhaps a garden bed,
The home of many flowers,
Beautiful are thoughts of ours,
But offended those who dread,
The pollen from the flowers.
I drove to the grocery store,
A statement thought concluded.
But drivers I had not included.
Offended plus those even sore,
Like stores that I excluded.
Eating meat, it once was fine,
And praise befell the griller.
Now my picture is a thriller,
From the comments said online,
With me the vicious killer.
I’m not sure but maybe most,
Of those I send this to.
You will question what to do,
And maybe you will even post,
if I offended you.
Categories:
offensive, irony, perspective, philosophy, political,
Form: Rhyme
MEDITATIONS OF AN
OFFENSIVE LINEMAN
I am the essence
of patience and method
No reckless trash talk; I never
say a word
I am John Henry, harder,
A hammer on your bones driving
spikes through your soul and
your disintegrating self esteem
We have a chunky young
tailback who dances through
turbulence like light through the
trees in a storm borne by wind
When he runs with me,
you’re never there
Elevating your game is just wasting
your time
I am the tiger in the grass by the river
of your demise
Too late you comprehend the aesthetics
of my violence, the pattern of my stripes,
the curve of my teeth, the savage nuance
of my mayhem
Go ahead, fight me if you must
but my arrival is always fatal
Categories:
offensive, football,
Form: Free verse
Wildlife 22
A bug-eyed and smarmy young rat,
Was eating a big lump of fat,
A guy that he knew,
Said "You can't! You're a Jew!"
He replied "It's not bacon you pratt!"
Categories:
offensive, animal, funny,
Form: Limerick
offensive swings
in mood advancing
attacking positive
movement forwards
in a constant
combative state
within this
quarrelsome
battle field
which exists
within this
intrusive mentality
brought up from the past
into the present killing
future movement forwards
Categories:
offensive, conflict,
Form: Lyric
Sensative to Offensive and Apprehensive
Somethings to we are very sensitive;
So many others have been offensive;
Totally diverse,
In this universe;
Can be considerate yet apprehensive.
Jim Horn
Categories:
offensive, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
The Most Offensive C-Word
By Elton Camp
The F-word is just revolting
The awful N-word is jolting
The way things have been of late
There’s another one that folks hate
Cruel is a word that most despise
For great evil it most surely implies
Crazy is very politically incorrect
For disability bias we easily detect
Yet another C-word that is even worse
Its very sight makes lot of people curse
For the word immediately does convey
Thoughts of leading the economy astray
If you have followed events of the day
Then it is “Congress” you likely will say
Categories:
offensive, humor,
Form: Rhyme
(These are lyrics to a song I wrote called "Blasphemy")
Verses:
Mother Mary sat on a bench with me today
But I couldn't think of one goddamn thing to say
'Cept, "Mother, oh! Won't you please save my soul right now?
I'd gladly do it but I don't know exactly how"
Hail Mary! Bless me twice!
Judas betrayed Jesus Christ
In Revelations, prophets said
John the Baptist lost his head
Chorus:
You gotta pander to my ego
Herod was my hero
Why didn't Noah's Ark fall apart?
Genesis was...just the start
Verses:
St. Peter slammed those Pearly Gates right into my fuc*ing face
Just too much sin I can't get in; no mansion there for me awaits
The wife of Lot, she turned to salt, but it was not all her fault
She ran away and then looked back as Sodom burned, and that's a fact
Repeat Chorus...
Verses:
Well, life was Hell so Jonah sailed into the belly of a whale
Daniel in the lion's lair; Delilah chopped off Samson's hair
Cain killed Abel out of spite as the Lamb of God got sacrificed
There came the Whore of Babylon while Thomas doubted every-one
Repeat Chorus...
**Just trying to post something a little different ;)
Categories:
offensive, humorous, religion, religious,
Form: Lyric
AND THUSLY DOES GOD ENTER
Why, God, won’t you bless the beleaguered such as me
Rather, You curse criminals so much like me
You, God, won’t grant rest to the weary like me
Rather you test the ones who don’t hear thee like me
I was made deafened to your vehement voice
As You chastise we, the chagrined who have no choice
We must trod on and plod unpleasant plateaus
While you, God, refuse to dance and let Satan step on our toes
You, God, won’t bless us bastards who defile the Bible
And when death claims us all we will all be held liable
Liable for lies and held accountable for inaction
As you, God, remain unforgiving to an un-furtive faction
So God I beg of thee to be a little more forgiving
Either that or end this charade for us, the lasciviously living
We don’t mind when you say “let my supremacy center thee”
But we resent it when you say “bend over b*tch because I’m about to enter thee”
© 2012…..PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~
Categories:
offensive, angst, god, god,
Form: Quatrain
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