Short Offensive Poems

Short Offensive Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Offensive by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Offensive by length and keyword.


Premium Member No Offense

No offense, one kid says.
But school lunch’s meat tastes like raccoon droppings.
Why would that be offensive? I wonder.


Chip Friends

Chip Friends

Long ago my chip friends had 
abandoned me. My inborn muteness is 
highly offensive, but 
legendary.

Premium Member Choose Your Words Wisely

If one’s free speech is very offensive, they may have to pay a ~steep price




















Alexis Y.
03/09/2021
© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Monoku

Provocative

Provoking
Retched 
Offensive
Vixen 
Odious 
Calculated 
Asinine 
Tempting
Insulting
Voluptuous
Empty inside

© Stacy Lynn Stiles
Form: Acrostic

Premium Member Charm Offensive

  Joe B. warns Bibi
    Israel needs to be disarming

  not one Palestinian to be harming ~
    Bibi finds Joe B. less than charming
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member The Weaker Sex

The Weaker Sex

Blemishes appear
when innocence dissipates;
although considered
facetious and offensive,
the weaker sex bear the scars.
Form: Tanka

Premium Member Anthrax

Anthrax
By Tom Wright
10/14/2001

Silently mobile,
Produces anxiety,
Offensive bacteria,
Relegates caution,
Emitter of fear,
Stealer of life.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Acrostic

Chess Aphorisms

When chess pieces are bent on offensive moves, and no piece remains to sacrifice themselves for the King, a losing side can CHECKMATE an isolated King.
© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Epigram

Premium Member Epitaph

Oh wino wino your song is sung
your habit took you,
but not before the offensive world
took your wife your child your very soul!

© Harry J Horsman  2010
Form: Epitaph

Premium Member Outlaw

Odious transgressor,
Often wearing face masks.
Objective - get money.
Ominous demeanor,
Offensive behavior,
Out maneuvers the law.
Ostracized by good folk.
Form: Pleiades

Wildlife 22

Wildlife 22

A bug-eyed and smarmy young rat,
Was eating a big lump of fat,
A guy that he knew,
Said "You can't! You're a Jew!"
He replied "It's not bacon you pratt!"
© Tim Riding  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member When 'Defensive' is Offensive

   Israel has every right to defend itself
        wily American ‘liberals’ say

    If they said the same thing about Poland
        How do they think that would play?
Form: Rhyme

The Truth

The truth is offensive
and not believed
The truth seems wrong
and ill conceived

But when it's in question
it grows to please
When sought in the heart
of those who'd thieve
Form: Quatrain

The Devil Made Me Do It

Gosh-darn-it! Dog-gone-it! What’s THAT all about? 
Somehow it feels better to spit out and shout
Offensive pain-remedies
(A string of obscenities)
Exorcizing demons by cussing them out
Form: Limerick

Where Is Silent

Radio Ikhlas remains silent
where racism becomes violent
actions speak louder teach
a hidden man who preached



www.bizasialive.com/radio-ikhlas-found-breach-offensive-material/
Form: Grook

Premium Member Admonished Today

Was admonished today on another site Basically for my humour, she took a swipe Offensive she claimed Smart remarks I'm blamed Well loved by many, still winning in spite
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Obsession

Obsession

Overwhelming desire
Obscuring all else, thus
Only one thing matters:
Obtaining what you want.
Offensive measures may
Override common sense.
Obstinate pursuit rules.

7/23/19
Form: Pleiades

Sensative To Offensive and Apprehensive

Sensative to Offensive and Apprehensive

Somethings to we are very sensitive;
So many others have been offensive;
Totally diverse,
In this universe;
Can be considerate yet apprehensive.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Just Fyi

Hopefully I won't write anything offensive....
    Please forgive me if I do...
       Remember I am HEAVILY medicated since my surgery

Oh let's see... how many of those pretty pink pills have I taken??

Sagging Baggy Pants

sagging baggy pants
below buttocks reveal an 
insecure person

so pull them up, hide
your offensive parts, find your
purpose for living

become more secure
by using your talents to
make a better world
Form: Senryu

Swear Word Scrabble

Great fun games for the English summer
They don’t have to be expensive
Play new swear word Scrabble
It’s a simple game not for the pensive
All words must be in common usage
And should be genuinely offensive
Form:

Maga

Make America Great Again.
How could this be offensive?
If you express your love for their country,
People start to get defensive.
But if people let their patriotism run free, 
We will continue to be free men.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The drone of birds in war offensive

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The drone of birds in war offensive
hear the drone of war
pity the birds, amassing
way out there someplace,
they'll be back in droves to drone
the piteous drum of war
Form: Tanka

Reason For Treason and Season

Reason for Treason and Season

Were idiots who would rally around a reason;
Turned out being offensive and also treason;
Brave, brave, brave;
Save, save, save;
Discovered day light savings in every season.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Alcoholic

ALCOHOLIC

Annoying
Liar
Cunning
Offensive
Hopeless
Obnoxious
Loathsome
Inebriated
Crafty


6 February 2020 For the contest sponsored by Matt Caliri

(Written by a recovering alcoholic with 38 years of sobriety)
Form: Acrostic

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