Long Offensive Poems
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Where Is Your Mind
Where Is Your Mind?
Where is your mind?
Is it way out there in the clouds of smoking cigarettes and cigars?
Is it way out there in the clouds of smoking marijuana?
Where is your mind?
Is it way out...
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Categories:
offensive, adventure, allegory, analogy, desire, growth, passion, perspective,
Form:
Lyric
Who Put Luebella Down the Wych Elm
"Who Put Luebella down the Wych Elm?"
There are rumours
about me, some
come seeking me
with their geiger counters
and ouji boards
with their heart
shaped planchettes
unanswered questions
in the woods, crackling
within the sounds of leaves
invisible dead things speaking
underfoot...
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Categories:
offensive, muse, mystery,
Form:
Narrative
The Flash Mob Application
I'd like to apply for a permit
for a protest march
on the Washington Mall.
Lovely idea.
But, we're only issuing Mall permits
for Song and Dance Events.
I think this might be a violation of my Rights
to Free Speech.
I see...
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Categories:
offensive, america, culture, health, humanity, humor, integrity, music,
Form:
Political Verse
Keeping America Safe
A prayer for God to bless Americans,
whether northern or southern,
is also a reminder of traditional political mindfulness,
basic awareness of our economic investments
in global health and security.
No one "keeps" these northern confederations
of uniting states...
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Categories:
offensive, culture, earth, health, political, race, religion, science,
Form:
Political Verse
What Kind of People Are We
What Kind of People Are We
In a Shakespearean sense of tragedy and doubt the well-used
“To Be or Not To Be” from Hamlet is not the question I shall
discuss in this narrative. Rather, I shall consider...
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Categories:
offensive, conflict, fear, humanity, immigration, international, poverty, war,
Form:
Narrative
Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 31
They had only been practicing for a few days but DynDoeth was not surprised when he was made aware that elves were on their way to escort him to Rian. He had his spies...
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Categories:
offensive, christmas, fairy,
Form:
Epic
It's Me, Not You
It's You, Not Me
*this poem can be offensive and has naughty words*
It's all my fault
I put a gentle halt
I'm cold in my skin
You are warm with anger, disappointment and sadness from deep within
It's me,...
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Categories:
offensive, anxiety, beauty, betrayal, boyfriend, break up, cheer
Form:
Lyric
Fr Time's Curious Ambiguity
Fr. Time, are you a monopolistic universalist?
Yes, but also a polycultural evolutionist.
Are you an outgoing kinda Yang guy?
Yes, but in an out/integrity balancing kindness
of an in/outgoing co-passionately healthy communicator
way,
Easier to share life's co-operative win/win
comprehensively...
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Categories:
offensive, destiny, earth, humor, identity, nature, political, time,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
Jesus Christ Is Lord - the Nonet Style
~ Jesus Christ Is Lord ~
( Nonet )
~O~
My Holy Bible is true and right.
Tells me what...
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Categories:
offensive, christian, faith, hope, love,
Form:
Free verse
Jim Crow's Demise
Hello. I was born after the Civil War and met my fate after much civil unrest. You may have never encountered me, but some things you might already know. My name is Jim Crow, and...
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Categories:
offensive, race,
Form:
Prose Poetry
He Said, I Said
How the housefly gets attracted to organic decay
and an infant child traces the voice of its mother
are nothing compared to the intense attraction
Michelle and I possess on the guy owning not a strand of hair...
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Categories:
offensive, art, boyfriend, character, emotions, girlfriend, hello,
Form:
Epic
Poem About Trump Poem
Poem About Trump Poem
Are often things I may forget to mention
Some are both you and your opinion
And many things we have to decide
Not having anything we should hide.
Following poem I did have to prepare
This is...
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Categories:
offensive, allegory, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Couplet
Quest of the Heart: Chapter One, Cont
Of Ghosts and fiends in Twilight, Cont.
A thought flashed in my mind from the old tales told
The lore of the beast and I had felt his foul breath
I had seconds to act or be devoured...
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Categories:
offensive, adventure, for her, journey, lost love, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Stimulation: Me
De ja vu is seen right before my 7 senses...don't listen to the cries of lies...
Complete me...don't leave me empty - let my 6 become 7 (complete me) This bothersome feeling of disbelief intensifies -...
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Categories:
offensive, angst, anxiety, deep, depression, desire, hope, loneliness,
Form:
Free verse
THE PROPOSAL
GARGANOS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL VERY CLEAR CUT AND DRY EXCEPT FOR HIS 8 DIVORCES FROM 8 WIVES MY TWO DIVORCES FROM EXTREMELY ABUSIVE HUSBANDS WOULDN’T BE ACTUALLY APPROPRIATE FOR A CHURCH WEDDING ANY PRIEST WHO MARRIES...
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Categories:
offensive, allah,
Form:
Naat
Moving On Part Two Part Three
Moving on ???
I have come to wonder – as time passes – why ?,
the lady brings tears to my heart – makes me cry.
This lady who took in hand, in holy of holies, in mouth,
resurrecting...
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Categories:
offensive, friendship, prejudice,
Form:
Rhyme
Fall of Berlin
Fall Of Berlin
There on the wall hangs a mixture of paint on linen,
Leaving the impression of a city besieged, encased in ice;
Purposely frozen in horror to remind the living,
Of blood oozing from the rubble into...
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Categories:
offensive, history, war, world war ii,
Form:
Verse
Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along
Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along...
as his stronghold diminishes.
Signals, triggers, and ushers kickstarting debut
of demure "Flora" who slowly but surely attempts
to reveal her true colors in fits and starts,
nevertheless, she displays skittishness,
when...
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Categories:
offensive, america, animal, birth, celebration, earth, humorous, spring,
Form:
Free verse
Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 18
When he reached the courtyard DynDoeth stepped from the shadows and greeted him. One by one each of the Elders also stepped forward. Erlenkönig greeted each in turn. There were only...
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Categories:
offensive, christmas, fairy,
Form:
Epic
Conspiring Muses
I've heard about non-violent communication
but wasn't deeply listening.
It didn't seem to have much of a plot,
a lack of creative tension,
drawing my full survivalist attention.
So this is probably all wrong
that I'm not owning my conspiring dissonant...
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Categories:
offensive, anti bullying, community, god, health, humanity, humor,
Form:
Political Verse
Yet More Than a Brother
Moods oscillate in cadences of peaks and valleys
Music to fractious emotions on greasy dance floors
Mistimed cues of flares smouldering relationships
Angst of redundancy seethes from within as lava
Anger is camouflaged with the cloak of reticence
Ardour suffocated...
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Categories:
offensive, allusion, analogy, appreciation, brother, character, feelings, friend,
Form:
Bio
Drinker's Doom In Sobriety's Sanctuary
Your drinker's doom
Turned out to be a tranquil tomb
Is there any room
To bring out your brilliant, legitimate bloom?
You linger around my restful haven,
My darksome and lonesome, yet pretty satisfying bedroom
You stared at me vacantly and...
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Categories:
offensive, addiction, angst, betrayal, deep, fear, lost, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Girlcutt Voices
What sustains life are sacred values,
so what cannot sustain becomes pathological.
Matriarchy is about nurturing and care-giving,
protecting life and conserving cooperative energies;
yet that implies that patriarchy devolves to controlling
and competitive care-receiving,
destroying life as WinLose necessary
to violently...
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Categories:
offensive, abuse, america, gender, health, howl, humor, language,
Form:
Political Verse
Original Intents and Purposes
Original New Yorker Intents and Purposes
So who did you expect
to actually elect,
Vandana Shiva?
from Uniting Constitutions of MotherTrees
Tribes and groves
grow forests together
forming more therapeutically perfect Unions
of unity yin-flowing integrity,
not quite so much uniformity
of Yang's violating offensive...
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Categories:
offensive, gender, health, humor, integrity, new york, tree,
Form:
Political Verse
Toenail Fungus
Injustices, victimization,
oppression and other yucky events
of diverse varieties,
are like toe nail fungus:
1. both alarming and embarrassing
2. who knows where it came from
3. we would appreciate it if it would return
from wherever to whatever,
as long as...
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Categories:
offensive, addiction, anger, bullying, health, humor, humorous, love
Form:
Political Verse