Devilishly Stupid Offensive Things To Say

Your mother must be ohh so proud of you Of all the complex things and thoughts you have to say Choose to write down and post Oh how I bet she must share them with all the other countless mother stork's Have them printed and placed above her fireplace in gothic crucifix frames Just incase the devil pop's in for afternoon tea and a good old catch up and chinwag Again just to see how his number 1 little so and so is doing In regards to how it's going stirring the pot and raising temperature's up He's even brought a few golden stars just for you If you have been a very , very bad boy and your numbers are up And if they aren't I have even brought a list of suggestions of other stupid offensive things That should work as well