Nick Poems - Poems about Nick

There was in a Christmas play, Daddy Nick Whose role was to wrap presents surely quick Dressed in Sta. Claus' best... But while showing his jest Special kids had chosen their precious pick. So Daddy Nick joyously changed his trick To act as fantastic, yet looking sick The children prayed with zest... "Lord, keep us glad and blest Heal Sta. Claus, grant him well-being...

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In a land adorned with tinsel and lights, Where merry hearts danced through winter nights, Christmas arrived, bringing laughter and cheer, A time when joy and humor drew near. Santa, the jolly old man dressed in red, With his chubby frame and a beard widespread, He squeezed through chimneys with utmost grace, Delivering gifts at a merry pace. Saint Nicholas, a legend from...

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the day I died was a rainy one but the sun came out in the nick of time I can laugh about it now but it was a worry...

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I'm sending my love, And here's a hug too Wishing nothing but The absolute best for you. With love and esteem, We shall find our way Hoping, and waiting for Ole' St Nick Come and let's go play! There's rumbling up on the rooftop, And, the clatter was loud Can someone, please, go up there And have a look around. We, nestled in our...

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It was late Christmas Eve When awakened by a noise I was hoping it was Santa With a hefty bag of toys Peeking from my bedroom Caught a vision really wild Santa covered all in tinsel And giggling like a child He spun around the floor As if nothing else to lose Stripped down to his boxers Wearing ballerina shoes Still whirling like a dervish I guess he...

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Our Jolly Saint Nick seems quite sprite With big happy smiles this fine night He hands out his toys And tween that enjoys His old, faithful friend named Bud-Light! December 18, 2022 Contest: A Funny Santa Limerick Sponsor: Tania Kitchin ...

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And was it not foretold from the days of my youth Your lives predicted in an absolute truth. You, Young Nick, spawn of the Old Nick, do that which you must do. Do it quickly. You have put it all in place; the people and the purpose. You have warped their minds, Now do your master’s bidding. Do you think you...

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He is an occupant of a room damp And dependent on a rejected lamp: The worst so far in their camp … A room often not illuminated But in it plants still germinated, Selecting peeping spots in a cemented floor, Daringly doing so back to the room’s door. The room’s nearest neighbor a smelly dump, To many microbes their Releasing Pump And, sure, the...

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The thunder of guns echoed around the thick wood, Dying soldiers trembled with pain, death understood. I remember looking at the nightly bright stars. Trying to find a freedom path, despite our scars. Saved our poor lives as we crossed to the other side Of the river. Another place now they could ride Up to the mountain and hopefully search for...

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Model and singer Nick Kamen Best known for stripping off his jeans In a Levi’s 501 jeans commercial Using Laundromat machines A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry Contest Sponsored by Michelle Faulkner 01/10/22...

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Whom I had decided to pick For the office was Dick, Until I learnt that he’d been sick, Unable to even his lips lick And on drugs to not seem a stick… And I had to settle for Nick. Now sure that it was no trick Like wonderful jobs, in reality ‘slick’, Yet aware that Approved Nick Had been...

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While Rudolph and crew waited for Santa Claus, he got sprayed on by a big and annoying skunk. Santa returned he nearly fainted, he had to pause, And said, I’m going to retire and become a monk. 12/23/2021 Contest :A Funny Christmas Themed 4-Liner Sponsor: Tania Kitchen...

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They came over from the barn as quickly as they heard. They were going to be stern. I laughed and said “absurd!” Two backed down quickly, Uncle Nick and Cousin Peter. My grandpa backed up and away, about two centimeter. We came to tell you to stop your wild women ways. We want you to be your utmost self, no...

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Sloppy Santa spent his Christmas jolly Until in folly he sat on holly Yet Old Saint Nick laughed like a loon. Bright eyes twinkling, his cap did doff Watching a rich eggnog run off With his dear sweet hot cross bun, soon To a damp honeymoon spittoon. Santa saw it, please do not scoff. 12/22/2020...

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