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While Rudolph and crew waited for Santa Claus, he got sprayed on by a big and annoying skunk. Santa returned he nearly fainted, he had to pause, And said, I’m going to retire and become a monk. 12/23/2021 Contest :A Funny Christmas Themed 4-Liner Sponsor: Tania Kitchen

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Date: 1/20/2022 3:10:00 AM
Cute poem Alexis and many congrats on your win my friend, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 1/11/2022 7:12:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. "Cute" What will the kids do next year. Poor Santa. Maybe he just needs a long vacation. Have a blessed day............
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:52:00 AM
haha. good one, Alexis. Congrats to you, my friend
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:02:00 AM
Alexis, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute poem!
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Date: 12/28/2021 11:07:00 AM
Poor Santa, I wouldn't want to come across a cranky skunk! Very original (I would have never thought to rhyme skunk with monk!) Best wishes for the contest~
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Date: 12/25/2021 10:02:00 PM
Nice and funny. I hope I am not too late for this one!
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Date: 12/24/2021 1:43:00 AM
So cute. Love it. MeRrY ChRistMas... Love, GIna
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Date: 12/24/2021 1:30:00 AM
Charming, dearest Alexis. I hope He will never give up on us. Merry Christmas ?? ??
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Date: 12/23/2021 4:19:00 PM
lol made me smile Alexis:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 12/23/2021 2:17:00 PM
That was funny my friend. Happy Holidays Alexis
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Date: 12/23/2021 1:19:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh--well done, Alexis.
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Date: 12/23/2021 12:27:00 PM
Lovely penning showing nice brevity Alexis, thanks for share, blessings always,Gordon
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Date: 12/23/2021 11:18:00 AM
Thanks for the fun. I'd like to see fat Santa as a monk. Greetings.
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Date: 12/23/2021 10:57:00 AM
Hello Alex Y., thank you for the laughter. Merry Christmas. Hugs.
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Date: 12/23/2021 10:47:00 AM
Her mitt, of course . . . .
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