Alexis Y. Poet Rhyme

Ole Saint Nick Retired

While Rudolph and crew waited for Santa Claus, 
he got sprayed on by a big and annoying skunk.
Santa returned he nearly fainted, he had to pause,
And said, I’m going to retire and become a monk.













12/23/2021
Contest :A Funny Christmas Themed 4-Liner 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchen

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Jennifer Proxenos January 20, 2022 at 3:10 AM Cute poem Alexis and many congrats on your win my friend, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Paula Goldsmith January 11, 2022 at 7:12 AM Congratulations on your win. "Cute" What will the kids do next year. Poor Santa. Maybe he just needs a long vacation. Have a blessed day............

Andrea Dietrich January 9, 2022 at 9:52 AM haha. good one, Alexis. Congrats to you, my friend

Tania Kitchin January 9, 2022 at 9:02 AM Alexis, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute poem!

Michelle Faulkner December 28, 2021 at 11:07 AM Poor Santa, I wouldn't want to come across a cranky skunk! Very original (I would have never thought to rhyme skunk with monk!) Best wishes for the contest~

Andrea Dietrich December 25, 2021 at 10:02 PM Nice and funny. I hope I am not too late for this one!

Regina Mcintosh December 24, 2021 at 1:43 AM So cute. Love it. MeRrY ChRistMas... Love, GIna

Demetrios Trifiatis December 24, 2021 at 1:30 AM Charming, dearest Alexis. I hope He will never give up on us. Merry Christmas ?? ??

Jan Allison December 23, 2021 at 4:19 PM lol made me smile Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green December 23, 2021 at 2:17 PM That was funny my friend. Happy Holidays Alexis

Vijay Pandit December 23, 2021 at 1:19 PM Thanks for the laugh--well done, Alexis.

Gordon Mcconnell December 23, 2021 at 12:27 PM Lovely penning showing nice brevity Alexis, thanks for share, blessings always,Gordon

Victor Buhagiar December 23, 2021 at 11:18 AM Thanks for the fun. I'd like to see fat Santa as a monk. Greetings.

Darlene De Beaulieu December 23, 2021 at 10:57 AM Hello Alex Y., thank you for the laughter. Merry Christmas. Hugs.

Rico Leffanta December 23, 2021 at 10:47 AM Her mitt, of course . . . .