Manhole Poems | Examples

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Premium Member nickel



nickel nickel nickel nickel
nickel nickel nickel
taunt of nickel
manhole cover
nickel ticking clock

nickel nickel nickel nickel
rolling down the road
tongue of nickel
hearing aid
nickels on your eyes

nickel nickel nickel nickel
plugged nickel
hugged nickel
bugged nickel
nickel earth nickel sky
nickel kittens nickel why

nickel nickel nickel nickel
nickel nickel nickel
nickel clink
nickel drink
nickels bought for nickels
at the nickel bank in town


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Premium Member in the bitter

concrete cold detroit manhole steam....
brief warm no homes veterans huddling

visions wars hell traffic taxies blur.....  
city brittle in the bitter

Premium Member snakes and ladders

well if one won’t stoop to fight the devil ~ he will always condescend 

he’s further up the ladder ~ but down a manhole so let’s not pretend 

and how do I know such things ~ on any level he’s a charming friend 

one who makes empty promises ~ only the mesmerised comprehend 


inspired by Lin Lane’s (devilish ways) Monoku 
Hms

By
David Kavanagh


Premium Member Watch Out For Manhole Covers

If you are in New York City
Where smog makes the air not so pretty
And a manhole cover explodes in the air
Run as fast as you can, get out of there!
These covers weigh three hundred pounds, these bad boys!
You will hear them pop off, for they make an incredible noise.
They can explode up to two stories high in the sky.
If they hit you on the head, you surely will die.

Ode To the Mobile Phone

As I gazed up and down my street ,fellow neighbors never stop and speak Three neighbors held their cell phones hiding their facial expressions. Saw and heard me not when i yelled be ware an open manhole is in your direction. So I watched my two neighbors continue on.

Premium Member Fallen Man In Manhole

 I must be a tad, lazy
Come across a bit crazy 
I walked to a manhole and I jumped in 

And the sewer waters
One raccoon and two possums
I felt like it was an honor 
Cause I'm homeless and hungry 

All three animals snared their teeth 
They too hungry wanting something to eat 
Mercy me what a predicament 

Git out run, put of the sewer 
The rats on the run
Wish I had a gun
All these nasty Critters foaming at the mouth 





1/13/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2o23


Premium Member Untitled

He said, "Old folks ain't worth nothing."
He said, "I'm thirty! and if you're over thirty you ain't nothing."
I said, "That's a lie! I'm seventy-one and young at heart."

He hadn't seen me sunning alone around the bend
While by the elevator, he stood waiting with his friends.

And I saw that his Counselor was my age
And I thought of my nine-to-five days
And volunteering in snow, sleet, wind, rain, and brine
And the sidewalk manhole in Brooklyn I climbed
And the emotional horse I fell off
And some folks may have had a good laugh
And the skylight I looked up to
And hands that healed and renewed.

And I say... my age is none of my business
I'm seventy-one, and life and me is not yet done.

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Premium Member Untitled

He said, "Old folks ain't worth a damn. I'm thirty, and if you're
              over thirty you ain't nothing."

I said...   "That's a lie! I'm seventy-one and young at heart.

He hadn't seen me sunning alone around the bend
by the elevator, he stood waiting with his friends.

And I saw that his Counselor was my age
And I thought of my nine-to-five days
And volunteering in snow, sleet, wind, rain and grime
And the sidewalk manhole in Brooklyn I climbed
And the emotional horse I fell off
And some folks may have had a good laugh
And the skylight I looked up to
And hands that healed and renewed.

And I say, my age is none of my business
I'm seventy-one, and life and me is not yet done.

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Premium Member Open Manhole

An easy- go-lucky man passed by an open manhole
   And thought of putting back the lid after his dance at the hall
      He partied all night long 'til hardly drunk before dawn
          Passing by the same manhole... swooped deep down.

                An ambulance siren was heard before sunrise
             Paramedics pulled up his body twice then thrice
       His mom came running to hug his injured body
   Mom, I didn’t wash dishes then cover a manhole. Sorry.

          “Mom, please help me. I’m in great pain,” he added
               I think, I’ve broken my arms, leg then cracked my head
                  “You procrastinate things always my son, Lee Thor.”
                           Suffer the consequences. Res ipsa loguitur!
         
Jan. 16,2022  2.21pm

What Was That

The fastest man made object was launched into space 
On August 27 in 1957 from a nuclear explosion without a spacecraft’s grace
When an American Robert Brownlee an astrophysicist left over 
A 485 foot hole a half ton metal  cover

Earlier on 26 July 1957 they did the same thing
Launching the manhole cover into space with an explosive ring
So they decided to film it this time round
To calculate how fast and how far it flew to find it on the ground

So they exploded the bomb in quite a show
Creating the world’s greatest Roman candle all a glow
So the end of the countdown came
And the bomb exploded with flame

And the camera filmed the launch of the manhole cover
Travelling at 125,000 mph over
Being 4 times the speed needed to leave the earth
So it travelled out into space 
Amazing the scientists in that place

So they calculated that it left the solar system in the 1961 year
Provided it passed the planets clear
But I like to think that it’s in an alien museum display 
With them pondering Made in the USA.

© Paul Warren Poetry

Premium Member Karma-Life's Ultimate Avenger

Karma-Life's Ultimate Avenger


     I never get this one.........though it's 
     results are delightful and uproarious fun!

     Mankind with its paltry pretense of perfection, like fools, 
     step in a manhole,whilst going in the wrong direction!

     Egg on their face, is such a great delight to me.
     Pride, vanity and ignorance~ Divine, magnificent, buffoonery!




             11-20-2020

Props

We struggle through life, through the stress, through the strife, it cuts like a knife but onward we travel crawling through the dirt, through the gravel while watching our lives unravel.

As we go on the prowl, on our faces there's a scowl and a feeling of throwing in the towel. 

While a breakthrough seems out of sight, thinking, how can I make things right, suddenly it comes piercing through the night, a beacon of light, it continues to get bright

It was a heck of a scare, you got an answer to your secret prayer, knowing you were delivered out of your despair, even a nightmare.

So let's stop poking out our chests boasting, I'm the best when we know, we've been Blessed. Instead of flapping our chops. Give Him, His Props.

Then the next time your life is on cruise control and you fall into a manhole or find yourself up a pole,  just slow your roll.

Wether you're on a mountain top or in a sweatshop, before you call the cops or start flapping your chops, remember, He can remove all the stops.

It's Just Proper, To Give Him, His Props.

I Bought An I-Bot

I Bought an i-Bot


My mechanical mistress came in today
Within a bicornuous box a robotic risqué

She wore a blue dress a delicious display
We danced in the moonlight a starlit sway

She kept me warm through the naked night
After disingenuous dreams, I find her upright

‘Would you like breakfast in bed noble knight?’
Yes, my lubricated lady, I’ll have eggs in white

I brought her downtown to the city’s fun fair
We got double takes as people began to stare

I noticed the wind did not lift her hydraulic hair
Maybe I had made a metal mistake buyer beware

Looking at her eyes I asked her if she had a soul
‘No silly... I’m a Celluloid X-1 Bot in cruise control’

My thoughts soon dropped through the manhole
I then decided to park my Bot at the fair and stroll.





April.13.2018
Bring to life 
Sponsored by: Shadow Hamilton

My Foolish Footle Mouth

You lack
mouth tact

impress
wear dress

friends dress
loud mess

Mouth rude
foot booed

Feet flee
can't see

Manhole
fall, roll

You pout
climb out

Hear steps
regrets

Friend comes
your done

Chit chat
eyes bat

Shrugs, hugs
grin mug

Mouth sock
ziplocked



3-3-18

Premium Member Bank Robber Blues

A bank robber named Billy O'Dell
Ran from the crime scene but he fell
Down a gigantic manhole
Dropped everything he stole
And now sits with a sore head in a cell.

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