Best Manhole Poems

An easy- go-lucky man passed by an open manhole
   And thought of putting back the lid after his dance at the hall
      He partied all night long 'til hardly drunk before dawn
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 I must be a tad, lazy
Come across a bit crazy 
I walked to a manhole and I jumped in 

And the sewer waters
One raccoon and two possums
I felt like it was an honor 
Cause I'm homeless and hungry 

All three animals snared their...

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If you are in New York City
Where smog makes the air not so pretty
And a manhole cover explodes in the air
Run as fast as you can, get out of there!
These covers weigh three hundred pounds, these bad boys!
You will hear them pop off, for they...

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