Winged Warrior Poet Couplet

I Bought An I-Bot

I Bought an i-Bot


My mechanical mistress came in today
Within a bicornuous box a robotic risqué

She wore a blue dress a delicious display
We danced in the moonlight a starlit sway

She kept me warm through the naked night
After disingenuous dreams, I find her upright

‘Would you like breakfast in bed noble knight?’
Yes, my lubricated lady, I’ll have eggs in white

I brought her downtown to the city’s fun fair
We got double takes as people began to stare

I noticed the wind did not lift her hydraulic hair
Maybe I had made a metal mistake buyer beware

Looking at her eyes I asked her if she had a soul
‘No silly... I’m a Celluloid X-1 Bot in cruise control’

My thoughts soon dropped through the manhole
I then decided to park my Bot at the fair and stroll.





April.13.2018
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Arturo Michael April 20, 2018 at 7:00 AM Don't leave it too long...unless it's for baiting...You wrote the future of lovers...so it will be...my electronic girl will comfort me...

Maria Williams April 19, 2018 at 8:48 AM My comment of a few days ago has disappeared - How bizarre! Me thinks thou noble knight got a bit influenced on our Collaboration on 'The Real McCoy' - Very funny - Most creative , but tell me WW, how did a metal keep you warm through the naked night? :o)- Puzzled... Maria ;) :) All the best in the contest. Winged Warrior April 19, 2018 at 9:22 AM The X-1 comes with a built-in heater lol...thanks for your influence my friend...just had a thought and quickly wrote it down...was waiting for a win to mention our collab...but did not place...^WW^

Andrea Dietrich April 17, 2018 at 1:15 AM this was a fun one, amusing to think of such a thing. I think I read a story like this by Ray bradbury once.

Ravi Sathasivam April 16, 2018 at 3:34 AM Excellent. Hilarious imagination write. Enjoyed reading it. All the best for the contest.

Carolyn Devonshire April 13, 2018 at 6:23 PM Wildly witty, Winged Warrior. Enjoyed the way the story unfolded in verse. Had to take pity on the poor fellow. Wishing you luck in the contest! Carolyn Devonshire April 13, 2018 at 6:24 PM That line about the "hydraulic hair" is amazing!

Nette Onclaud April 13, 2018 at 6:04 PM WW, so finely quilled; i remember ' alexa' it's like your mechanical date which is nothing but metal and recorded dork, lol... i'll stick to human relations any time... love it!.. huggs

Lin Lane April 13, 2018 at 10:55 AM Oh My Gosh, my Warrior One! Your imagination ran wildly insane as much as it did entertain. I stared at the photo for a while, thinking her beautiful, but you should have ordered one with lips. By the way, I think it's great that you allowed her to have a sense humor. ;-)

Vijay Pandit April 13, 2018 at 9:44 AM This is just great--kudos WW for hilarious imagination..a winning poem!