Long Whopper Poems
Long Whopper Poems. Below are the most popular long Whopper by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Whopper poems by poem length and keyword.
Lucifer Gets the Gig“We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.”
Anatole France
"I heard you wanted to see me Boss?", Lucifer asked.
"I can always see you Lucifer", replied God. "No, I...
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Categories:
whopper, heaven, satire, universe,
Form:
Prose
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...
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Categories:
whopper, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
The Christmas TrainIt was Christmas Eve, a Thursday
On the Northern Express Christmas Train
We were on our way north through the wilds
And our destination was to be old Hornepayne
One hundred and eighty two people
Three kittens, one goat...
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Categories:
whopper, christmas, december, imagery, snow, travel, winter,
Form:
Rhyme
Lifeboat the Atheist's CloakPart 8
The Atheist awoke to find himself still in the boat
With his dream lost to the heat of the Sun.
And quickly took note, 'Peg Leg' had stolen his cloak
...
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Categories:
whopper, adventure, allegory, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Yeah - Right - Both Audio and TextYeah, Right!
A friend of ours from years gone by - his name was Chester Colfax - though slightly strange, was still a real nice guy.
But every tale he ever told was laced with so...
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Categories:
whopper, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Verse
Andy's Candy StoreI am Andy; I love candy. I sell candy too.
Come and see the many candies that I have for you.
You can buy some chocolate in boxes or in bars.
Snickers is the very best. Here is...
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Categories:
whopper, children, candy, chocolate, love, red,
Form:
Rhyme
I Am Not a PolitcianI am not a politician
I have very little interest for politics
Reminiscing on Diddy’s vote or die campaign
Rallying behind Senator John Kerry Wishing I were old enough to vote
My how things have changed
Obama’s groundbreaking history...
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Categories:
whopper, political, hate,
Form:
ABC
GratitudeBirthdays come but once a year
A day we celebrate, a day to cheer
We all know the day we're born and our age
For birthdays bring us joy or change of stage
The day I celebrated my fourty-ninth...
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Categories:
whopper, adventure, daughter, death, family, father, food, health,
Form:
Narrative
HalloweenChristmas has it's candy canes and chocolate Santa Claus doll
Easter with it's Peeps and jelly bird eggs can get a little dull
But do you recall the greatest candy Holiday of all...
Through the dark of night...
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Categories:
whopper, candy, halloween, kid,
Form:
Rhyme
The Poet In His CasketThe Poet in His Casket
Well, look at you lying there!
In your brown suit and gold tie.
How I want to hug you now!
You can't be dead, you're only forty
years old!
We lived together till you took a...
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Categories:
whopper, angst, death, funeral, i miss you, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
10 Things That SuckONE:
At three in the morning the Internet calls out.
Come to the computer; visit friends round about.
All of a sudden, soon pulling hair out,
The lights go off, a total blackout…shutout!
TWO:
Dressed for the country, a total knockout,
In...
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Categories:
whopper, angst, funny, life, social, night, car, morning,
Form:
Monorhyme
One Time
One time, I made up a story which I told so often,
That I started to believe it too, it was a whopper;
It all started at work with co-workers asking...
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Categories:
whopper, imagination, relationship,
Form:
Narrative
Hot Giggle of the Day Goes Viral AlmostWell boys and girls, the staff here at Lim’rik Flats is very pleased to announce the first ever GIGGLE-OF-THE-DAY award goes to:
(insert drum roll, ticking tock, annoying quasi-music and extremely annoying pause like they do...
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Categories:
whopper, business, funny,
Form:
Narrative
Rough Stream of Thought***Disclaimer: This is not so much a poem, as an exercise in stream of consciousness. I just sort of wrote what I thought about. Sorry if it makes little or no sense to anyone else....
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Categories:
whopper, life, psychological, truth, integrity,
Form:
Free verse
Gimme the Fat,Ma!!I became a FART
...
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Categories:
whopper, funny, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Body Ails Yet Spirit SoarsHis exuberance overwhelmed all that met him.
He was joyful every minute of every day He loved life and everything that beset him.
The missing rabbit that the neighbors bought their daughter for her birthday, was...
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Categories:
whopper, dog,
Form:
Narrative
Tribute To Corporal BucklesA hundred-ten year old soldier was interred in Arlington Cemetery today.
Corporal Frank Woodruff Buckles now sleeps nigh his comrades in sacred clay,
Awaiting that glorious morn when Gabriel's bugle will sound that final call,
To fall in...
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Categories:
whopper, death, history, sadwar, age, old, age, men,
Form:
Rhyme
Impromptu(disclosure: i would rather decide on the form of, "i don't care", but since it isn't on the menu i chose the next best thing):
i paid
my dues
at thirty two
and i paid
my dues
at forty two
and...
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Categories:
whopper, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
A Fisherman's TaleA FISHERMANS TALE
By
Kevin L Fairbrother
Blowering Lake in the Snowy’s is the place to be
To catch a Yellowbelly or Silver Perch
Or if you are lucky a Murry Cod or a trout
They all live beneath the cold...
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Categories:
whopper, fishing, nature,
Form:
Free verse
IndigestionMaster Brown you have let me down
And yourself too
Please explain in simple terms why once again
I have not yet received homework from you
Not that this surprises me it seems a general rule
Have you some objection...
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Categories:
whopper, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Somewhat Repetitive Fickle Foolish FootlesOverweight law enforcement official:
Whopper
Copper
Nickname for a rather pudgy Charles Dickens Character:
Whopper
Copper
Overweight Janitor:
Whopper
Mopper
Big fat lie:
Whopper
Whopper
Lockjaw:
Chopper
Stopper
Highway Patrolman pulling over a Hell’s Angel:
Chopper
Stopper
Louis XVI banned the Guillotine and thus was nicknamed the Great and Royal:
Chopper
Stopper
Church secretary...
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Categories:
whopper, funny, giggle, life, drug,
Form:
Footle
So DisappointingSo Disappointing!
If I disappoint you, don't you disappoint too?
And this even on nights when we both 'whoop-de-doo? '
Just like Adam, like Eve, the first verse of a song
Where words say, one ‘came early,...
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Categories:
whopper, journey, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Peter, Paul and a SangomaPeter and Paul since grade two were great friends,
They often used to go away with girlfriends for weekends.
This time flew to South Africa on their own
They were excited, they had never flown.
Their aim to find...
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Categories:
whopper, friend,
Form:
Free verse
My Google Granny(to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from the musical "Mary Poppins")
When grandma got her mobile phone
At first she struggled so,
But when she reached new milestone
She couldn’t let it go.
She face-timed everyone all day
In her town and...
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Categories:
whopper, humorous, music,
Form:
Lyric
Be Careful What Ya' Wish For - Both Audio and TextWell…all o’ ya’ knows when ol’ Paddy McFarland’s been drinkin’ ‘e’ll spin up a tale
oooozin’ with bits what is ‘ard to believe - fer them that ain’t pickled with ale.
But last Friday evenin’...
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Categories:
whopper, irony, marriage,
Form:
Verse